Sammie Jay

25/03/2023

Open It, Open It Wide, I Will Do It Small Small And Gently, Brushing Children Teeth Is Very Stressful.🤣😂

25/03/2023

25/03/2023

Morning laughter 😂🤣😂

1. The Day My Crush Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rats🐀 In My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling😭

2. I bought my first car at the age of 2, don't mind me, i'm just trying to be a motivational speaker😁🤣

3. A real man will sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11 for his girlfriend🙄

4. That awkward moment you want to send your boyfriend a love message that will make him h***y and you mistakenly send it to Daddy instead of Daniel😳😲 oh fada lawd take my soul

5. Guys don't mind me in that number 3 I was drunk when I✅ wrote it🥺😩

6.You took my girlfriend and still send me a
friend request,
_Broz , do you want to eat my data too?☹️
Just asking oh😏

7. MOM: Why is your result so bad?
ME: Bad things happens to good people
Or what do you think?😁😁

8. I wasn't planning on becoming a comedian, but since girls has been refusing to reply to my messages, I jumped into comedy, now see my life!!! Eleven year old children are now sending me friend request as if am selling pencil and eraser😩😩😩

9. When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian national anthem was in English language.
Back then, it used to be like:
Araiz oh compamshown
Najeriya skolobey
Tusa awa fadaslan
witlo an sley anfe
Dale bo of awahirosfa
Shaleba vi inves
Tusa tusa awa mayt
Worle shobon in frido
Pisan yuniti”
Hehehe, don’t laugh at me, I know u also sang it like that.🙄🙄😂

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25/03/2023

If Michael is Mike, Daniel is Dan, Kenneth is ken, Jennifer is Jen, Samuel is sam,then what about Henry. 🙆🙆🙆

25/03/2023

★. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂

★. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂

★. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstakenly marry my future wife ooh😂

★. Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth😅😷. Break up and see how ugly the Idïot is😂😂😂

★. Being dumped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume I swear😂😂😂

★. I hāt£ it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like GLO network....mtchew😜

★. Glo weldone o! So I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before network enter my phone.

★. Nevēr trust a girl with a broken phone! If she can brēāk her phone, then what is special in your heart?

★. When I started Facebook last year I sent a friend request to pretty girl and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to send her mtn credit😂

★. No body keeps in touch with you than a girl you promise to send money💰😅, she can even appēar in your dream😱😜😅😂😂😂

★. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should allow your teeth to be yellow😂

25/03/2023

4. Don't mind mine numbering, am confused, you are confused, Everybody is confuse, even the country is confuses!
So just laugh 😂😀😃😄 and pass🏃🏾🏃🏾

5. Pls now I have a girlfriend, you girls should stop disturbing me🙏

10. Instead of joining cult in school, dying like fowl,
Why not just tell your parents to use u for money ritual?
Simple arithmetic😂😀😄🤷🏼‍♀

6.Women hate mathematics, and love counting money!
Is that one Biology?🤭😂😃😀

8.The best singer in the word is the mosquito cause even if you don't like his song, you must still clap 4 him😀🤷🏼‍♀🤷🏼‍♀😂

1. You might have money more than me, but you are not the owner of that #420 in my account😂😀🤷🏼‍♀😮

3. My sister no matter how beautiful you are, you father will still exchange you with palm wine and cola and goat.
Just have patience till that guy comes😂😃