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Geek'n Up The Night The Midwest's source of Geek Music. Music By Geeks, presented by a Geek, for Geeks.

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10/01/2021

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Did the Digital MinerTM somehow reverse, instead of taking ores from the ground, it placed me in it? Somehow I found myself in an abandoned Mine under my base.

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04/01/2021

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I forgot to turn the mic on. I wanted a quieter video and well I guess I got it! I had to recreate the world after a lost power while making the last video! ...

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03/01/2021

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I try to make a jet pack but a creeper interrupts and blows up my computer so you don't get to see the full version but this is what I saved

13/12/2018

Not quite dead thanks to a certain Dr. West, just really distracted

25/12/2017

"It's The IJ Studios Politically Correct Comercialized Generic Winter Holiday Special!"

Staring

IJ Dee-Vo

Co-Staring

Tachi the Robot
Sock Monkey the Code Monkey
Little Mouth the Little Mouth
Timmy The Te****le Monster

Guest Stars

Blue the Bearded Dragon
Eye Jaye the Eye Jay
Blue Cubed Extreme To The Max!!!
J.R. The Ex Navy Seal
PC, Mac, and Penquin
The Aliens
And Yule Tide Gift Dispensing Man as himself!

-In the tune of "White Christmas"-
"Holiday Special"

I'm dreaming of doing a holiday special
Just like the ones I used to know
Where a reindeers noses glisten
As people glued to the tv listen
To poorly put together shows

I'm dreaming of doing a holiday special
Where celeberty guests drop by
Who rather be with me to say hi
Then be with their own family and pecan pie

I'm dreaming of doing a holiday special
Where for no reason people sing songs
That some how everyone knows and sing along
And it all takes a half hour long

-Somewhere deep within IJ Studios-

Tachi: THE MISSILE TOE IS LOCKED AND LOADED.

Sock Monkey: W|2E@7h@pO[]_+ @ \/\//-\y!

-boom-

-Canned Laughter-

Tachi: RECALIBRATING COORDINATES.

Sock Monkey: A|)j|_|$T!Ng ThE 4|\|gL3.

-BOOM-

-Canned laughter-

Tachi: GETTING CLOSER.

Sock Monkey: ON3 pHINA|_ /-\|)j|_|5+|\/|3N+.

Tachi: WAIT IJ DEE-VO IS COMING!

Sock Monkey: H1D3 +h3 []_[]_3|2y!

-canned Laughter-

-In the tune of "Here comes Santa Clause"-
"Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo"

Speaking of IJ Dee-Vo
Each year deep in the Midwest
He does something special
By delivering holiday music
To commenarate this magical time
And to give his listeners a little smile
So as he works hard to bring you music
And the occasional text based story or two
Check out his station and website..wont you?

Here comes IJ Dee-Vo
Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo
Right down the Corridor Tachi and Sock Monkey and the IJ Crew
Have something good in store
MP3's are play'n and they are just say'n
It would be swell to do a special, a'ight
So lets all log on and check out his addy
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight

Here comes IJ Dee-Vo
Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo
Right down the Corridor
He's got a playlist that filled with mp3s
You'll want to here more and more
Hear those jingles on your speakers
Filling your ears with delight
Take your laptop in bed, put earphones on your head
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight

Here comes IJ Dee-Vo
Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo
Right down the Corridor
He'll come around bringing the best sound
From all around
From deep underground
Then he'll arange them just right
So you'll be able to enjoy them all
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight

Here comes IJ Dee-Vo
Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo
Right down the Corridor
Tachi and Sock Monkey and the IJ Crew
Have something good in store
MP3's are play'n and they are just say'n
It would be swell to do a special, a'ight
Take your laptop in bed, put earphones on your head
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight

So lets sit down turn the computer on
And then go check out his site
We can all get the feeling
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight
We can all get the feeling
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight

IJ Dee-Vo: Hey you two what is up?

Tachi: NOTHING

Sock Monkey: Wh4T$0EVE|2.

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Oh no, you are both in agreement that mean something is up.

-Canned Laughter-

Tachi: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

Sock Monkey: I7'5 Th3 $/-\|\/|3 @$ 4L[]_\/\/$, NOThI/\/g INTE|23ST!|\|g h/-\ppENI|\|g?

IJ Dee-Vo: What's with The scorch marks, broken furniture, wreathes and missle toe sprung about?

Tachi: SOCK MONKEY STARTED IT!

Sock Monkey: T/-\(hI (0/\/+!/\/U3|) !7!

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Now now let me tell you a little story.

Tachi: CAN'T YOU JUST RIP OUT MY POWER CELL?

Sock Monkey: MUS7 |)|2I[]_L O|_|T Ty|\/|p@/\/!C MEMBR4|\|35.

-Canned Laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Now it's a good one trust me and it goes something like this

-In the tune of "Frosty the Snow Man"-
"Tachi The Robot"

Tachi the robot,
Was a gloomy bitter soul,
With camera eyes,
An omnidirectional drive,
And optional remote control
Tachi the Robot,
Was a waste of tax payers' dollars they say
Drinks made with the coffee bean,
Would lose their caffine, So they wound up throwing Tachi away

There must have been some magic in that goto subroutine that was coded
For when it was compiled into Tachi, it's systems got overloaded
OH, Tachi the robot, was as alive as Tachi could be
Tachi was full of sarcasm and spite
And watched bad movies late at night
Just the same as you and me.

Tachi the robot,
Layed in that scrap heap
For a month or three
Under a SUV
Waiting to be recycled into a jeep.
IJ Dee-Vo with his friend J.R. stopped by
With a steady hand
And magnetic crane parked on sand
They fished Tachi out with one try

They took Tachi to J.R.'s machine shop for restoration
They finished fixing Tachi up then had a celebration!
Tachi the Robot loudly so all me hear,
Synthed "Vengence shall be mine."
"I'll just bide my time "
"You can all masicate my shiney metallic rear!"

Gringing gring gring
Grinding gring grind
Look at Tachi's gears
Grinding grind grind
Grinding grind grind
Getting louder as it nears!

IJ Dee-Vo: So how was it?"

Tachi: EPIC!

Sock Monkey: NO08

IJ Dee-Vo: What is wrong?

Tachi: HE'S JUST MAD THAT HE IS NOT UBER 1337

-Canned laughter-

Sock Monkey: A+ []_E4$+ I D0/\/T h/-\VE @ R3AR ThA7 yO\_/ (/-\N |_|$E /-\S A |\/|!RROR.

-Canned laughter-

Tachi: LIKE I WOULD TRADE THAT FOR A BRIGHT RED STOP SIGN LIKE YOURS!

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Now now...that red rear has actually come in quite handy...let me tell you a story.

Tachi: Is IT A GREAT AS THE LAST ONE?

Sock Monkey: I5 |T A5 8A|)?

-In the tune of "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer"-
"Sock Monkey the Red-Reared Code Monkey"

You know King Kong, and Mighty Joe Young, and Magilla,
Doctor Zaues, Professor Bobo, and Koko the Gorilla,
But do you recall
The most famouse primate of all?

Sock Monkey The red-reared Code Monkey
Had a butt that was bright red
And that red end had more
Smarts then are in your head!

All of the other coders
Use to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Sock Monkey
Join in first person shooter games.

Then one working Holiday eve
Santa came to say:
"Sock Monkey with your butt so red,"
"Won't you replace the broken tail lights on my sled?"

He wound up living at IJ Studios
Where he was greeted with glee!
Sock Monkey The red-reared Code Monkey
You'll go down in history!

IJ Dee-Vo: Well how was that?

Tachi: IT'S LIKE BEING FRAGGED BY A N0OB!"

-Canned Laughter-

Sock Monkey: Ep1C!

Little Mouth: hi, i'm little mouth, i'm called that beacuse i have a little mouth, whenever I go out people allways shout...

Tachi: LITTLE MOUTH!

Sock Monkey: S0ME ON3 qU1Ck 7hR0W A gE|2N/-\D3!

-Canned laughter-

Little Mouth: hehehehe i like to play catch!

-Canned Laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Now be nice to Little Mouth.

Tachi: NEVER

-Canned laughter-

Sock Monkey: M4kE M3!

-Canned Laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Little Mouth how are you?

Little Mouth: i learned a new song

IJ Dee-Vo locks the hatch: Let's hear it.

Tachi: HEY WE'RE LOCKED IN

-Canned laughter-

Sock Monkey: F|2@g |\/|3 p[]_E/-\53.

-Canned Laughter-

-in the tune of "Little Drummer Boy"-
"Little Mouth"

they call me little mouth, oo ah ah
because i have a little mouth oo ah ah
whenever i go out oo ah oo ah ah
people allways shout oo oo ah ah oo oo
there goes little mouth oo ah ah

from the north to the west oo oo ah ah
i'm the best

little mouth oo ah oo ah ah
loves all little mouth's friends oo ah oo ah ah
little mouth loves to play with them oo ah ah
we play again and again oh ah ah ah
oo ah ooh ah oo oo ah ah

from the east to the south oo ah ah
little mouth

little mouth likes oo ah oo ah ah
to eat fuzzy green bread oo ah oo ah ah
yummy week old dead clams oo ah oo ah ah
and also cans of spam oo ah oo ah ah
oo ah ooh ah oo oo ah ah

chuck norris is nice oo ah oo ah ah
in the movie i saw

IJ Dee-Vo: Very good Little Mouth! I can tell by how speechless you are that you must have liked it you two, and now that I have you three here...

Tachi: OH NO GROUP ACTIVITY!

-Canned Laghter-

Sock Monkey: RUN CO\/\/A|2D, R|_|/\/ R|_|N R\_//\/!

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Come on now, this will be fun.

Tachi: TO THE MAX?

IJ Dee-Vo: Well not that fun, but it's time to decarate the place for Festivus

Sock Monkey: HOW |$ 7hA+ F\_/N?

IJ Dee-Vo: We get to decarate the place, put up pretty lights, how is that not fun?

Tachi: BECAUSE IT'S WORK?

-Canned Laughter-

SOCK MONKEY: HALO |5 pH|_||\|, QUAkE |5 |=U|\|, 7hIS !$ NO+ FU/\/.

IJ Dee-Vo: Well let's make it fun!

Tachi: WITH EXPLOSIVES?

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: With a song!

-In the tune of "Deck the Halls"-
"Deck the Corridors"

Deck the corridors with EL strips,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Watch for extension cords least you trip
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don the missles with colored lights
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
1000 watts will sure be bright,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Put a wreath on every hatch
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Cook another cookie batch
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Decorate the reactor with ribbons
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Laugh out like a bunch of gibbons,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

As the winter winds cover the world with snow
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We wait for Spring in IJ Studios
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Till then we decorate the place
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
With the smiles upon our face
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

-Several Hours later-

IJ Dee-Vo: Wow that was quite a lot of work....

Tachi: AND YET WE STILL ARE FAR ENOUGH FROM BEING DONE WE MAY AS WELL NOT HAVE STARTED

Sock Monkey: GOO|) ON3 IJ D33-VO K|\|0\/\/ h0W |\/|A/\/y |\|00|3S I CO\_/|_|) h/-\V3 pWNE|) |N 7h15 +I|\/|E?

IJ Dee-Vo: We have to get this done though, and there is only one way the laws of physics will let us in a decent amount of time.

Tachi: A FLASH FOREWARD?

-Canned Laughter-

Sock Monkey: A |\/|O|\|7Ag3?

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo bangs on a pipe: No Timmy. And I am sure if we sing Timmy a song it will go by just like that!

-In The tune of "Jingle Bells"-
"Te****les"

Waving to and fro
Watch them as they sway
Emmitting a radioactive glow
Wiggling all the way
Timmy helps us out
Any day or night
Ten-ta-cle mon-sters never pout
They are a delight

Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!

A day or two ago
IJ Dee-Vo needed
A box at the top shelf
He only Succeeded
Thanks to Timmy's finesse
Timmy likes some crackers
Saltless saltines are best
For rewards or snackers

Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!

Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!

IJ Dee-Vo: Thank you so very much Timmy, here is a saltless saltine craker for your troubles.

-Canned Laughter-

Tachi: WELL WE ARE DONE FINALLY.

Sock Monkey: N0\/\/ TO g3T S0|\/|3 |235+.

IJ Dee-Vo: Not so fast.

Tachi: NOW WHAT?

IJ Dee-Vo: We need some ambient back ground music of course.

Tachi: WHY?

Sock Monkey: IT'S |\|O7 []_!k3 W3 4RE I|\| 50M3 57\_/p|D hO[]_1|)4yU Sp3C!/-\|_.

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: But we can make it seem like we are! I'll go down and get B.C.E.T.T.M.!!! to play some.

Tachi: B.C.E.T.T.M.!!! IS STILL RUNING?

Sock Monkey: Th@NkS 7O |\/|E !+ |5, |=OR /-\T L3/-\S7 +hE |2ES+ O|= 7hI$ y3/-\R, |\/|/-\y|3E +1LL hALpH 7hE /\/EX7.

Tachi: GOOD WORK AND THEN WHAT?

Sock Monkey: I g|_|E55 N0Th1Ng

IJ Dee-Vo: We'll worry about that when we have to, till then lets enjoy B.C.E.T.T.M.!!! While we can.

-Later at the control room-

IJ Dee-Vo: Lets see, search criteria, music, winter, cold, ice, holiday...that should do it.

B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Queery Accepted...Processing...Processing...Processing...Processing Complete. Displaying Querry Results.

IJ Dee-Vo: Good. Take the results and send them to the the global audio system.

B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Request Accepted.

IJ Dee-Vo: Good well that should do it.

B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Processors 2-13, 90-256, And 3008-3099 Have Failed.

IJ Dee-Vo: Great..Whats your current operating status?

B.C.E.T.T.M.!!!: Systems Currently Operating At 25 Percent Efficiency.

IJ Dee-Vo: Don't worry old friend, we'll get you fixed as soon as we can. We couldn't run IJ Studios with out you....

-In The tune of "Jingle Bell Rock"-
"Blue Cubed Extreme To The Max!!!"

Blue Cubed, Blue Cubed, Blue Cubed Extreme To The Max!!!
Massivly parralell processing and storing mp3s
Blinking and winking twinkling lights
Chilled by liquid nitrogen pipes

Blue Cubed, Blue Cubed, Blue Cubed Extreme To The Max!!!
A computing machine that is blue to the extreme
Annalying and classiffing data all day long
Can also emulatate pong!

What a bright time, it's the right time
To defrag the night away

Intel time, is a swell time
To get a nice new upgrade
Overclock that cpus to new untold speeds!
Uber Mods and Hacks

Add more gpus for insane graphic needs
Thats Blue Cubed
Thats Blue Cubed
Exteme To The MaX!!!

IJ Dee-Vo: Hey now what is this? There are litterly bugs within B.C.E.T.T.M.!!! 's systems! That must be what is going on. Now if I can find a way to get them out that will at least prevent any further damage from occuring and allow us to keep going till the next upgrade. But how will I do it? Hey I know what will fix this problem...or should I say who.

-Several minutes later-

IJ Dee-Vo: There we are, I just have to undo this vent. Now to add the debugger. Blue the Bearded Dragon! Come on get in there, and don't hold back, it's ok to gourge yourself during the holidays! Dear Blue. She sure dosn't get much mention, but we love her just the same. I guess it's because she doesn't talk much. But if anyone deserves their own song it's you.

-In The tune of "I'll Have a Blue Christmas"-
"I'll Have a Blue Dragon"

Our dear Blue the Beadred Dragon
Our dear Blue the hand held Dragon
Your spikey scales from your snout to down to your tail
Allways make me smile without fail

And when those three eyes look up at me
All the love in your cold heart I can see
You love tasty mealworms as the wiggle and squirm
Sweet Beadred blue blue Dragon

Blue the Bearded Dragon's blood is cold
She is worth more then her weight in gold
You love tasty mealworms as the wiggle and squirm
Sweet Bearded blue blue Dragon

-Several moments later-

IJ Dee-Vo: Well I think things with B.C.E.T.T.M.!!! Will be a bit more stable...and hey what's going on?"

Tachi: THE EYE JAY IS GOING CRAZY

Sock MOnkey: I 7h1Nk I7'S TH3 EL ST|2!p$ Sh3 S3E|\/|$ +O |33 /-\T7@C73|) +O +h3M.

IJ Dee-Vo: Let me go find a net, we better get her calmed down before she hurts herself.

-Bump-

TACHI: OHH THAT GOTTA HURT.

Sock Monkey: HU|2|2y BE|=0|2E 5hE CRACkS hER 834k OR |3R3@k5 /-\ \/\/I|\|g!

IJ Dee-:Vo: I got the net, here we go...yes got her!

Tachi: OH SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT!

Sock Monkey: SH3'S gO|/\/g 7O gET /-\[]_[]_ +/-\/\/g[]_E|) \_/p!

IJ Dee-Vo: I'll calm her down..with a song!

Tachi: BIG SURPRISE!

-Canned Laughter-

Sock Monkey: Wh@+'$ \/\/|Th 4|_|_ ThE 51/\/gI|\|g +0|)?

-In the tune of "Silent Night"-
"Eye Jay"

Eye Jay sings sweetly sings
Happiness is what she brings
Bug eyed bird with green feathers
Your friend an all kinds of wheather
Sleep under a blanket
Sleep under a blanket

Eye Jay sings sweetly sings
On a perch watch her swing
Watch out when she takes flight
Keep your fingers from her beak least she bites
Hey she layed an egg
Hey she layed an egg

Eye Jay sings sweetly sings
Watch her as she spread her wings
The Eye Jay is my favorite bird
Though those big eyes are absurd
Her head has a crest
Her head has a crest

IJ Dee-Vo: Oh look isn't it cute how she tucks her head under her wing?

Tachi: YAH YAH, PUT HER UP BEFORE SHE GOES CARZY AGAIN.

IJ Dee-Vo: Ok you two take care.

Tachi: HEY LOOK SOMETHING IS HAPPENING ON CAMERA 12!

Sock Monkey: WH/-\+ !S 17?

Tachi: IT'S PC, MAC, AND A PENGUIN.

Sock Monkey: Wh/-\T AR3 +hEy DO!Ng?

Tachi: THEY ARE CAROLING.

Sock Monkey: C/-\|20L !5 4 g1RLS |\|A|\/|E, WE h@\/3 +O 8E p0LI+|C/-\[]_Ly C0R|2E(T.

-Canned laughter-

Tachi: OK THEY ARE SINGING.

-In the tune of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"-
"It's PC, Mac, & Penguin"

It's PC, Mac, and Penquin,
A must unusual trio
One is great, one is subrate
The other is the way to go

It'S PC, Mac and Penguin
They allways seem to fight
But we all know which ones are slow
And which one boots up right

Oh oh watch them go
Allways competing
Two of them are useful
The other's for deleting

PC, Mac and Penguin
We love most of you dear
Oh by golly, have a holly, jolly upgrade
This year

It's PC, Mac, and Penquin,
A must unusual trio

It's PC, Mac and Penguin
They allways seem to fight
But we all know which ones are slow
And which one boots up right

Oh Oh Watch them go
Allways competing
Two of them are useful
The other's for deleting

PC, Mac and Penguin
We love most of you dear
Oh by golly, have a holly, jolly upgrade
This year

IJ Dee-Vo: What is goin on?

TACHI: PC, MAC, AND SOME PENGUIN ARE OUTSIDE.

IJ Dee-Vo: Well let them in, it has got to be - 120 below out there

Tachi: OK.

Sock Monkey: I'L|_ gO g3T 7hE C0C0 |) C00kI3$.

-Later On-

Tachi: HERE THEY AERE, AND IT SEEMS THEY HAVE PICKED UP A FRIEND.

J.R.: Of all the places to have my car break down.

-Canned Laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Hey J.R. What brings you to these parts?

J.R.: I was going to move to Austin Texes but my car got stuck in the snow, and over heated as I tried to get out!

IJ Dee-Vo: Hey now, why don't you stay here for a while with us?

J.R.: That's ok.

Tachi: OH NO, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BLAST DOORS HAVE BEEN FROZEN SHUT.

IJ Dee-Vo: Well it looks like you will be staying with us till they thaw.

J.R.: Well how long will that be?

IJ Dee-Vo: Spring

J.R.: NOOO!!!!!

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: Oh J.R. You are the funniest guy I know.

TACHI: HEY IJ DEE-VO?

IJ Dee-Vo: Yes Tachi, my metallic minion?

TACHI: DO YOU HAVE A SONG FOR J.R.?

SOCK Monkey: D0/\/'7 E|\|(0|_|R@gE H!|\/|!

IJ Dee-Vo: I sure do!

J.R.: You dont have to trouble yourself.

IJ Dee-Vo: Oh it's no trouble!

-In the tune of "Noel"-
"J.R."

Our friend J.R. is an ex navey seal
A mountain of a man who seems to good to be real
His knowledge and skills are vast and so deep
A dynamo running on max without sleep
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far

At Rocketry he is a blast
Missles that luanch high and launch fast
Away from Earth's pull they take flight
Orbiting the world both day and night
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far

At Robotics he is an uber do0d
Killing machines programmed with a tude
From junk yard scrap and odds and ends
Like Joel Robison with his robot friends
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far

He has a workshop that is so sweet
With a CNC, and welder thats so neat,
A laser cutter and a PUMA arm
and other machines that could cause great harm
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far

When ever a friend is need, he allways help out
All you have to do is give him a shout
At even late at night it's ok
He's happy to save the day
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far

He let us stay at his place
When a stranger had us displaced
And fixed up Tachi real great
As a friend J.R. is first rate.
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far

J.R.: Um thanks, do you have songs dedicated to everyone you know?

IJ Dee-Vo: Dos'nt everyone?

-Canned Laughter-

Sock Monkey: WE[]_L NOW \/\/hA+?"

IJ Dee-Vo: The Festivus Pole! We need to set it up!

Sock Monkey: Th/-\7 Sh0\_/[]_D k!|_[]_ A BIT OpH T!ME

Tachi: ESPECIALLY IF THERE IS A SONG THAT GOES WITH IT.

Sock Monkey: Why D0 y0U kE3p D0|/\/g +h/-\T?

Tachi: HE HAS TO RUN OUT OF STUPID SONGS SOONER OR LATER SO WE MAY AS WELL GO THROUGH IT ALL IN ONE NIGHT.

Sock Monkey: FO|2 hAV!|\|g Th3 |)E/\/$!Ty 0F []_E@|) yOU h/-\VE /-\ gOOD 1|)34.

IJ Dee-VO: Actually I do have a song.

-In the tune of "O'Christmas Tree"-
"O'Festivus Pole"

O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
Thy tensiel strength to weight is high
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
Thy tensiel strength to weight is high
So long and straight are you
Your diameter a perfect circle too
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
Thy tensiel strength to weight is high

O' Festivus Pole! O' Festvus Pole!
So shiney and glavonized
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festvus Pole!
So shiney and glavonized
So simple and yet so profound
When hit you make a hollow sound
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festvus Pole!
So shiney and glavonized

O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
How lovely is aluminum
O' Festivus Pole O' Festivus Pole!
How lovely is aluminum
From your base to top
Beauty for nothing I would swap
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festvus Pole!
How lovely is aluminum

O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
You reflect just like a mirror
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
You relect just like a mirror
Undecorated so nothing distracts
Your start beauty that attracts
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
You relect just like a mirror

IJ Dee-Vo: There that should do it. This is bound to attract Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man from the Moon. You just Wait.

-several hours later-

J.R.: Well where is he?

IJ Dee-Vo: Give him time, he has houses all over the world, and he can't get to them all in one night, I mean to do that you have to have magic.

J.R.: Well this is a big waste of time.

IJ Dee-Vo: Someone reboot Mac, he crashed yet again.

PC: I'll do it, I'm used to it by now.

-The lights start to flicker-

IJ dee-Vo: I'ts him, he's here!

Tachi: OR WE HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE REACTOR.

- A beam of light fills the room-

IJ Dee-Vo: He's here he's here!

-Aliens beam down-

J.R.: Thats Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man?

IJ Dee-Vo: Now it's not....hey I know them!

Alien 1: We have returned IJ Dee-Vo.

Alien 2: We have a mission for you.

Alien 3: You will make this into a holiday special that you can put on your website.

The Intern: Can I sing it?

Alien 1: Fine, could you let our intern sing?

The Intern: And include it in your special.

Alien 2: What...fine but no cattle mutilations for you this week.

Alien 3: And no back talk or you'll be put on probe duty.

The Intern: Yay!

-In the tune of "Angles We Have Heard On High"-
"Aliens coming from the skies"

Aliens have traveled far
From a distant binary star
To the Earth they land
To experiment on humans
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies

They come for you at night
They flood you in their light
You rise up to the mother ship
Where they take you on a trip
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies

There is nothing you can do
They experiment on you
They get out a glowing probe
You'll find out it's really cold
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies

They stick a chip in your brain
And promise to see you again
They hover above the ground
Where thet set you back down
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies

IJ Dee-Vo: That was really good, hey you may as well stay a while, we have cookies and coco for all!

Alien 1: Affirmative

Alien2: Positive

Alien 3: I shall comply

The Intern: Let's get our freak on.

-The lights flicker again-

Tachi: OH GREAT THERE GOES THE REACTOR

-A Beam of light appears-

Alien 1: Aliens!

Alien 2: They are comming to abduct us!

Alien 3 And experiment on us!

The Intern covers rear with a bowl: No way am I getting probed!

-Canned laughter-

YuleTide Gift Dispening Man: Ha-Ha-Ha Epic Festivus one and all!

IJ Dee-Vo: It's him it's him. This calls for.....

Alien 1: A parade?

Alien 2: A plaque?

Alien 3: Montary award?

The Intern: So I'm not getting probed?

-Canned Laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo: A song!

-In the tune of "Up On the House Top"-
"Up in the Sky"

Up in the sky ufo appears
Bringing with it Festivus cheer
Down through the roof he beams
Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man is on the scene
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Beaming down, the pole marks the spot
Is our favorite Yule Time bot

He opens up his big chest
Takes out swag for the best
Those who are uber do0ds
Not those epic no0bs
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Beaming down, the pole marks the spot
Is our favorite Yule Time bot

When he comes please make sure
He has Mom's brand robot oil for his tour
Those gears need plenty of l**e
And dont forget a spare vacuume tube
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Beaming down, the pole marks the spot
Is our favorite Yule Time bot

Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man: Ha Ha Ha I have gifts for everyone, now line up and I shall dispense onto you a gift.

IJ Dee-Vo: Oh Wow I got all of the MST3Ks from "The Green Slime" to the last episode!

Tachi: I GOT THE SHORT CIRCUIT 1, 2, 2.5, 3, AND THE REMAKE DVD COLLECTION!

Sock Monkey: PL/-\N3+ 0F Th3 Ap35 $p3(I/-\[]_ 3|)!+!0|\|, |NC[]_|_||)1/\/g Th3 M\_/$IC/-\L!

Little Mouth: the complete chuck norris experience!

IJ Dee-Vo: Salt flavored salt free saltine crackers for Timmy, Chocolate covered coackroaches for Blue, seed on a stick for Eye Jay, and half off for new hardware for Blue Cubed Extreme To The Max!!! .

PC: I got an Archos 7

Mac: I got an Archos 5

Penguin waves its Archos 9

J.R.: I got....100 dollars donated to IJ Studios...from my account? What the!

-Canned laughter-

IJ Dee-Vo hugging J.R.: A gift to both of us and the world!

J.R.: You're..making...physical contact... with me.

Alien 1: I got a neural disrupter

Alien 2: I got a disintgrater

Alien 3: I got a integrater

The Intrn: I got probed!

-Canned Laughter-

Yule Tide Gift Dispensing Man: Well my mission here is complete.

IJ Dee-Vo: You know what let us all sing one last song?

Sock Monkey: DID h3 S4y []_@5+?

Tachi: SEE I TOLD YOU!

-In the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"-
"Have yourself a Politically Correct Comercialized Generic Winter Holiday"

Have yourself a P.C. Generic holiday
One that is comercialized
Until it's history is no longer relized

Have yourself a P.C. generic holiday
That is culture free
So that it no longer offends anybody

Our tradations from the olden days
Become a golden haze, a blur
As we drop some ways and merge with others
Till they are no bothers, their meanings obscured

Soon we will have a holiday without purpose,
Except to spend money on things
Just so we can avoid offending

Have a comercialized pc generic holiday expending

IJ Dee-Vo: Goodnight everyone, we hoped you enjoyed this as much as we did!

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