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15/06/2022

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04/09/2021

If the money you have now cannot solve your problem... Pls eat that money you cannot add alcer to your pls..

17/08/2020

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29/08/2019

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13/07/2019

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13/05/2019

QUALITIES OF A BOYFRIEND. .
A real boy friend calls his girlfriend daily and more
than three
times a day.. .
=> A real boyfriend is not afraid to kiss his girlfriend in
public.. . => A real boyfriend says sorry even when his not
wrong.. .
=> A real boyfriend keeps a smile on his girlfriend's
face.. He
never wants his girl to feel sad.. .
=> A real boyfriend never presures his girlfriend for s*x.. .
=> A real boyfriend doesn't care even if his girlfriend
checks his
phone..He has nothing to hide... .
=> A real boyfriend doesn't cheat on his girlfriend.. .
=> A real boyfriend doesn't cry about money issues. Coz he wants
his girlfriend to look beautiful 24/7.. .
=> A real boyfriend reminds other girls that he loves
only one
girl.. .
=> A real boyfriend respects himself and he also gives respect to
his girlfriend.. .
=> A real boyfriend plans for the future with his
girlfriend in it.. .
=> A real boyfriend says I Love you during an
argument with his girlfriend. . => A real boyfriend does anything for his woman.. .
=> A real boyfriend let's his parents know about the
girl he loves.. IS THIS True or False????

13/05/2019

Pls laugh small
English Lesson!
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him?
Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher: You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with everything? Óyá, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example.
Emmanuella: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?
Teacher: Na motor go kill your papa, papan't u?
You are now laughing. Laughin't u?dont laugh alone put a smile on someone's face.
Putn't you?
click the like button if I made you laugh
Am good right abin't me?

13/05/2019

Asset vs Liability
Son: Dad, may I speak with you?
Dad: Go ahead.
Son: Among all my classmates, I am the only one without a car. It is embarrassing.
Dad: What do you want me to do?
Son: I need a car. I don't want to feel odd.
Dad: Do you have a particular car in mind?
Son: Yes dad (smiling)
Dad: How much?
Son:$2000
Dad: I will give you the money on one condition.
Son: What is the condition?
Dad: You will not use the money to buy a car but invest it. If you make enough profit from the investment, you can go ahead and buy the car.
Son: Deal.
Then, the father gave him a cheque of $2000. The son cashed the cheque and invested it in obedience to the verbal agreement that he had with his father.
Some months later, the father asked the son how he was faring. The son responded that his business was improving. The father left him.
After some months again, the father asked him about his business
again and the son told him that he is making a lot of profit from the business.
When it was exactly a year after he gave him the money, the father asked him to show him how far the business has gone. The son readily agreed and the following discussion took place:
Dad: From this I can see that you have made a lot of money.
Son: _Yes dad. _
Dad: Do you still remember our agreement?
Son: Yes
Dad: What is it?
Son: We agreed that I should invest the money and buy the car from the profit.
Dad: Why have you not bought the car?
Son: I don't need the car again. I want to invest more.
Dad: Good. You have learnt the lessons that I wanted to teach you.
- You didn't really need the car, you just wanted to feel among. That would have placed extra financial obligations on you. It wasn't an asset then; but a liability.
- Two, it is very important for you to invest in your future before living like a king.
Son: Thanks dad.
Then the father gave him the keys of the latest model of that car.
MORALS:
1. Always invest first before you start living the way you want.
2. What you see as a need now may become a want if you can take a little time to get over your feelings.
3. Try to be able to distinguish between an asset and a liability so that what you see as an asset today will not become a liability to you tomorrow.
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Identify yourself
Build yourself
Be yourself...
Have a Great Day Lovely People......
6 hrs · Laugh Out Your So...

10/05/2019

Without a HOME
On the streets I ROAM
I walk from street to STREET
Showing my wretchedness, well its no SECRET
With poverty like a PLAGUE
Every passing day I'll BEG
Who would come to my RESCUE
Them go say see this one wey never even near SCHOOL
With pains in my HEART
And hardship on every PATH
I struggle to SUCCEED
Is that even possible when my work is to SUCK S**T
I'm ever willing to LEARN
Funny, me that can't even afford a PEN
I have no roof or CEILINGS
Atleast I got huge bricks and FILLINGS
I'm not ashamed, Yes I live under the BRIDGE!!

If you got a roof well Thank God cause many are suffering
No matter how hot the sun is or cold the weather becomes yet you got a warm roof to return to
They don't stay under the bridge for fun
Its not sweet or too air conditioned
Respect people

02/05/2019

SUPER JOKES★
1. Enugu girls will follow you enter club and start dancing cultural dance with hanker-chief I hate nonsense
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2. HUSBAND: honey pls Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It's ok... I am feeling better now.
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3. If you want to bleach, bleach with sense. Don't come and be looking like traffic light....
Green veins,yellow face and red neck
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4. Some ladies don't deserve ASSURANCE, the only thing they are qualified for is DELIVERANCE. How can someone soak pants for 3 weeks. Just imagine.
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5. I've Been wondering why people don't sell roasted corn in the morning !:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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6. My sister, if you are dating a soldier,
please change your relationship status to
"Military Zone, KEEP OFF" and save us
civilians from beatings
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7. If she remove her jean and pants at the same time, my brother wear condom. From the FEDRAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH, WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION approved it
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8. Do you know? 10% of girls play sports, the other 90% play with boys life
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9. Boyfriend's are like Nigerian President the next one is going to be worst my sister better remain where u are.
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10. My landlord is asking me for my own pen to write my quit notice...
I still dey look him
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11. Beautiful Girls With Mouth Odours Are Examples Of Improper Fraction
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12.. I don't care if it's dream or not..CHEATING is CHEATING!! If I dreamt dat u cheated on me, wen I Wake up it's over between US.
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13.. I just read the story of a man who sold his kidney to sponsor his daughter's education, at the end the girl committed su***de because of her boyfriend.
May the land of the dead reject her spirit.
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14.. don't rush into a new relationship after breakup,wait for atleast 10-15minutes
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15.. She will be more attracted to you when you got her an iPhone. Ladies have been attracted to Apple since the garden of Eden
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16..Sometimes I feel all these conductor in Nigeria
, went to the same voice training
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17.. Am done with Nigeria movie, How can a native doctor be wearing mountain of fire band
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18.. The only rule Nigerian still obey is to charge a new phone with Nepa from 3-4hours
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19.. The fact that you don't post on Facebook d way I do doesn't mean you are more matured o..
you are just managing your 10mb
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20.. You think
heart break is painful
Have you washed 15 bedsheets and spread it on a rope and the rope cut
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21.. I have been thinking... When Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, Who looked back to confirm it's true?
Where there CCTV cameras as at that time?
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22. U wear nose ring
Ear ring
Finger ring
Chin loader
Wrist watch
My sister u are d god of iron
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23. U say men are dogs and u go ahead to call ur son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he's a puppy let's not fight
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24.my friend stop. Ma********ng who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free
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25. So u call DAT r**e abi
Have u forgotten wen you were shouting harder
Prepare we r**ed ourself
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26. Solomon is a King but didn't buy ordinary Chariot for all his concubines
And u expected ur bf to buy Porsche (assurance) for u
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27. Can u imagine this beggar changing wheelchair every 3months when I've not even change my wardrobe since the beginning of dis year
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28. Cynthia has 4sugar daddies and u expect her not to suffer from diabetes
U re joking
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29. All this teacher will be teaching us rubbish....
Hw can dey tell me that w**d is unwanted plant
Just imagine that!
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30.. Dear heart ur duty is to pump blood, stop falling in love ...
I used up to 30 minutes before I can compose this joke just to put a smile on your face and you will read the post and you will not like and comment...Issorice issorbeans...
The thunder that will strike you is still doing gym don't worry it's only 30 minutes after reading the post...

16/03/2019

(1)Igbo woman teaching English be like...
"We have Two types of letters.. formal and
ifeoma letter Repeat after me... Say Ifeoma
letter!!!.😂😂

(2)toothpaste now N600? it's not a crime to
have a yellow tooth. 3) Getting married is
like removing all the songs in your phone,
leaving one then listen to it everyday... The
main problem is when u marry a wrong
person, it will be like listening to China
phone ringing tone everyday.

4) Is It true that buhari's son can't drive
common okada? lemme run away ooo.
5) Just imagine 2bedroom flat and 4toilet...
Did i come to this world to s**t??.
6)I donnor if it is a bad thing to stop a taxi,
check my moro moro head on the side
mirror and go my way.. Wetin concern me
sef..
7.Are u single here Are u unhappy in your
relationship Is he/she cheating on you Do
you feel like that relationship can not work
out Do u sometimes feel like crying when
you
think about him/her?? Now listen.........
it's none of my business
8.Telling a guy you
have boyfriend won't make him leave you
alone... Just ask him for money & He'll stop
messaging you Instantly!
9.Bro if she doesn't introduce u to her
parents, impregnate her then relax.Her
parents will come and introduce themselves
to u.
10.THIS IS NIGERIA..where u take ur
Generator to Mechanic and boom,,They will
start using ur fuel to wash their hands and
legs
11.Just now, this gal sitting beside me paid
for my T-fare, gave me extra money and
requested for my number. I refused to
give her. She thought am cheap, that she
can get me with money
12.If God wanted
your girlfriend to have Brazilian hair she
would have been born in Brazil. My brothers
let's not confuse our ancestors.
13.At 18 she will have names like "Mhiz
chimzy beauty
maryann" At 23 her Facebook name will
change to. " Itz chimzy slayqueen maryx
beauty " At 25 her name will be " Chimzy
queen marybeauty. At 28 her name will
become " Chioma Beauty maryann" At 30 it
will become " Mary chioma Beauty" At 31 it
will change to " Mary Roberts" At 33 it will
be " Mary Chioma Jesus14.I was busy operating my iPhone 7 in the
church and my
pastor came and meet me and asked me
Pastor : if ur iPhone 7 and ur Bible want to
fall on the floor now which will u pick first
Me: My iPhone 7, cause the Bible said the
word of God can never be broken! My
pastor got confused!
15.Its only in 9ja u will
hear som1 boast of deir level of insanity....
Example! " I dey mad ooooo, ask pple".
16.Let every p**n videos at least start with
music about 5 seconds ... so we can have
time to reduce the volume what if we are in
the church eh.
ooo
17.Gucci pant 85k on nyarsh that cannot
shake. You must be very stupid.
18.Ugly girls will do whatever u tell them to
do Until
its time for Abortion. That's wen u will know
the meaning of stubbornness..
19.The way I see ladies crossing the road in
front of Range Rover is not same way they
do in front of peagout 504 Have you noticed
the same
20.I want a situation where in my
funeral a lady will stand and say "he had a
good dick" And all the ladies will shake their
heads in agreement
21.The awkward moment when u go to
church and the only seat was next to your
ex,and the pastor says 'turn to your
neighbor and say...'its not yet over'. you will
be like "say what?" we die here today
22.Get married 2 a man who is older dan
u,so dt by d tym u start losing ur beauty,he
is also loosing his eyesight .....
Don't come and beat me o...

23. I’m so BROKE My
bank called me yesterday to confirm if I am
still alive...Those idiots
24. When a short man or girl is
waving at u, it's called a "microwave" Dont
tell anyone am just passing oooo 25. Some
people will just make doctor to forget
everything they studied, How will someone
say, doctor, I'm having chest pain all over my
body.
26.i Neva knew i could arrange my room not
until i invited a girl to come to my house up
till now am still wondering how i managed
to place my cupboard inside my fridge
27.Girls that wear heels and carry flat shoes
in their bags are not wife materials... They
cannot finish what they started.
28.crush:zico u said you like me?? Me: Yes na
Crush: What is your occupation?? Me:Well,Am
Into rearrangement and structural
beautifying of the strands of the medula.
Crush: Oh dear.. You have a nice job oo pls
Break it down for me *Me*: Am A Barber!!.
29.That moment your village people are
ready for you, they will just make you put on
MTN t- shirt while going for Etisalat
interview
30.dating a slim girl is not a problem the
problem is when you break up with her,the
breeze will blow her back to you.

31.having just one girlfriend is very risky o
what if she die??.
32.Fans let's be considerate, I'm concerned
about inactive fans here we don't know if
they have fainted after reading this jokes
Let's try and visit them please.
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07/03/2019

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