Epic Epics - Tales from the Backlog

30/10/2023

Breaking news: Our software is slower than a snail on vacation. Patience pills now available for download! 🐌💊 "

27/10/2023

Four-hour meeting marathon! Time to set up a tent and roast marshmallows.

23/10/2023

Salvaging smiles from your scrum master's horror stories

20/10/2023

Joining forces with my partner-in-procrastination, the ultimate expert in finding distractions. Our productivity levels are hitting rock bottom! 📺🤦‍♂️

18/10/2023

Introducing the most magical user experience update ever! Get ready to dance with unicorns while logging in. Our software just got a little more... whimsical. 🦄💃

16/10/2023

Introducing the groundbreaking algorithm of the century! It's like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get

13/10/2023

Dealing with a shy bug that refuses to show itself. Offering it cookies and hoping to coax it out of hiding. 🍪🐛

11/10/2023

Uncaught Error: heal not found - Guess meditation and a good cry in the shower will have to fix what fixing bugs broke inside me today.

11/10/2023

Spicing up our software with more features! Soon it'll be as complex as untangling earphones. 🌶️

09/10/2023

Hold on tight, folks! We're taking a ride on the Requirement Rollercoaster. Buckle up and prepare for some time-traveling requests! 🎢🚀

06/10/2023

Agile? We thought that said 'Idle' this whole time...

04/10/2023

Stakeholders demanded more features, devs demanded less, and my to-do list demanded the impossible - all before 10 a.m! Might start each morning with 5 shots of espresso...straight from the pot.

02/10/2023

29/09/2023

Please don't go on strike

27/09/2023

We've got more data than we know what to do with! Time for a wild machine learning adventure. Let's throw spaghetti at the wall and hope for data-driven insights. 🍝📊

25/09/2023

Plot twist: The sprint is ending early! Let the sprint review panic begin. Time to sprint like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't.

22/09/2023

Coffee machine on strike! Time to embrace the energy drink revolution and discover the true meaning of extreme coding. 🚀⚡

20/09/2023

Scope update alert! Just a minor change... involving a few hundred new requirements. Time to rewrite the codebase and reconsider life choices

18/09/2023

Introducing our feature-packed product! It's like a labyrinth, but without the Minotaur.

15/09/2023

According to data analysis, our users' favorite color is '404 Not Found'. Time to introduce a new line of stylish error pages!

14/09/2023

Breaking news: Our latest feature adds a touch of celebration to form submissions 🎉 Who needs confetti cannons when you have buggy code?

12/09/2023

Users are loving our new feature! Turns out, everyone wants a pineapple-themed screen. 🍍

11/09/2023

Just casually asked the developers to build a time machine. No biggie.

08/09/2023

But, it worked ...

07/09/2023

Do you want to dance?

06/09/2023

Launching the new version with a bang! No confirmation prompts needed. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a wild ride. 🚀

06/09/2023

Tales of requirements rewrites, sunk costs, and broken APIs

05/09/2023

Chronicling the daily (mis)adventures of a bewildered PM

04/09/2023

Yes, it's a game-changer!

03/09/2023

Where user stories go to die (and product visions go off the rails).