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Jokes n' Riddles Uploaded. Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generall Jokes may have a punch line, i.e.

A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention.[1] Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest.[1]

To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other d

evices. an ending to make it humorous. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

12/02/2019
12/02/2019

When you hear someone say "global" "online jobs' this is what it means.... 😂

22/09/2018

Hello guys, if you are for the opinion we be sharing memes, hit the like 👍 button.

20/07/2016

Need more riddles??
😉😉😉
Wait for more...

10/05/2015

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ?

10/05/2015

Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

10/05/2015

After reading this sentence

You would realize that the the brain does not read the second ‘the’

Now u would read it again to see if its true!

10/05/2015

Chemistry revision Ques:
What’s d chemical compound when flourine, uranium, carbon & potassium r mixed together?
hint- Write d chemical formula & See!!

10/05/2015

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day.....

10/05/2015

Maths teacher asked J***Y:
If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get?

J***Y replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.

10/05/2015

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

10/05/2015

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! :twisted:

10/05/2015

Im not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,

15/11/2013

WHO WANT TO RUN THIS PAGE?

04/10/2013

People speak through me, yet I do not make a sound.
People can sell me, yet I have many clones.
I can bring you laughter between breakfast and tea,
Yet I can also break your heart easily.
I cover the earth like trees of old,
Whose leaves can blind and yet enfold.

04/10/2013

What is placed on the table, cut and passed but never eaten?

04/10/2013

What goes up and down but doesn't move?

04/09/2013

copy paste from..
Rahab Mwangi
WHY I NEVER VISIT RICH PEOPLE
Question: "What would you like to
drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo,
chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea,
bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea
orgreen tea?"
Answer: " Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it?
Black or white?"
Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or
condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please "
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or
cow milk?"
Answer: "Cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freezeland or
Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."
Question: " Warm or cold?"
Answer: "Warm please."
Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat
free?
"Answer: "Umm ... I'll rather take it
black please."
Question: "Would you like it with
sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane
sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow
sugar?"
Answer: "Just forget about the tea.
I'll have a glass of water instead
please."
Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."
Question: "Flavoured or non-
flavoured?"
Answer: "Hey futsek mann! Just get
me water from the river... I don't
wanna know which river, and stop
asking me too many questions.

03/09/2013

Timeline Photos

09/08/2013

.............BEWARE.............

07/08/2013

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS .....YAKO IKOJE?

07/08/2013

THIS LADY IS FROM WHICH COUNTY?

06/08/2013

If you break me,
I do not stop working.
If you touch me,
I may be snared.
If you lose me,
Nothing will matter.
What am I?

03/08/2013

Kenyan Politician has a hidden comic talent-

16/07/2013

WHO IS THE BEST COMEDIAN IN KENYA?

20/06/2013

smart joker VS Erick Omondi VS Sleepy

who is yuest comedian?

27/05/2013

Ugai mbu

13/05/2013

I will be active politically outside parliament

22/04/2013

Ati hii gijana hiwezi bai sabun 2so inatuliza kwani iko na bathn twel ndani...hii njinga sana

22/02/2013

who is your best comedian A or B? vote now......lets do it.

22/02/2013

digital vs analogue

09/02/2013

Which is you sleeping style letter?
Mine is C on wkend!

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