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http://thefreecap.com/2016/11/04/students-to-automatically-pass-exams-if-trump-wins-us-election/ -245
With exams due to commence shortly, students who have failed to study, sometimes known as university students, are frantically looking for ways to achieve passing grades. In the past, students ofte…
http://thefreecap.com/2016/11/03/bob-day-files-for-moral-bankruptcy-resigns-from-senate/
The infamous Family First Senator Bob Day today admitted that while he had successfully managed his moral bankruptcy for many decades, his pending fiscal bankruptcy, which completes the rather unde…
A Perth punter has incredibly turned an initial outlay of a bit of lint into over three trillion dollars with a successful Melbourne Cup bet. The Perth man explained, ‘yeah, I found this bit …
In the face of this criticism, Trump delivered one of the most god-awful apologies of all time, in which, he claimed he ‘never would have made such comments had he remembered he was wearing a microphone.’
Australian youth have had a tough time in recent years, substantially due to rising unemployment rates. Luckily, young people may have a win heading their way as drastic temperature changes and dev…
'I distinctly remember Steve talking the Hawks up for the premiership this year but now that I know he’s a lifelong Bulldog’s fan… well, I must have imagined it.'
Melbourne resident, Steve Taylem, has recently revealed that he has, in fact, supported the Western Bulldogs since he was able to kick a footy.
Breaking News - Adelaideans prepare for impact of first interesting thing to happen in 50 years
The biggest storm to hit South Australia in 50 years is expected to strike this evening. The sole Adelaide weatherman, David Pratler, who is believed to possibly have a degree in meteorology, is pr…
http://thefreecap.com/2016/09/26/trump-promises-to-make-the-simpsons-great-again/ -123
In his latest rally, Presidential Nominee, Donald Trump pledged to make The Simpsons great again. Political analysts believe this is an attempt to appeal to a new demographic of voters, nostalgic n…
"After weeks of fake modesty, Patrick Dangerfield has finally accepted the inevitability of his 2016 Brownlow Medal win."
After weeks of fake modesty, Patrick Dangerfield has finally accepted the inevitability of his 2016 Brownlow Medal win. Over the last 24 hours, Dangerfield has stopped feigning uncertainty with the…
http://thefreecap.com/2016/09/24/australian-unis-to-get-rid-of-all-students-in-latest-budget-cuts/ -117
Rumours are spreading that several prominent Australian universities are considering removing all of their students in the latest in a series of budget cuts. Many Australian universities continue t…
A recent poll has revealed 49% of Australians support banning Pauline Hanson immigrating to Australia. Unfortunately, Pauline (or Senator Hanson as her friends call her) is already an Australian ci…
Jess Polsen, an inner city Melbourne woman, has objectively determined that her dog is, in fact, the cutest in the world, ending a prolonged and global debate between millions of dog owners. Jess e…
Firstly, we apologise for making you cry with a picture of Ned Stark, may he rest peacefully in the crypts of his forefathers and it seems all his children too. In more upbeat news, Game of Thrones…
In case you haven’t heard global demand for chocolate has begun to exceed supply so we’ve put together a list of eight simple solutions to this impending shortage for the average chocoh…
A recent study found that one in five CEOs are psychopaths so if you feel nothing for your fellow man then you already have an edge on your coworkers (hereon…
In an address to Parliament, Turnbull stressed that 'two wrongs do make a right! Also, jobs and growth!'
http://thefreecap.com/2016/08/01/dinosaur-quotes-part-1-barney-or-trump/ -7
We took a selection of Barney the Dinosaur quotes and blended them with some surprisingly controversial quotes from our favourite orator of 2016, Donald Trump. See if you can guess which quote belo…
David and Margaret Tannum, a married couple in their late fifties, had found their dream property in outer Sydney or their fourth dream property anyway. It was to be their newest negatively-geared …
http://thefreecap.com/2016/08/12/co2-emissions-increase-as-people-forget-leos-oscar-speech/ -26
On the 28th of February 2016, Leonardo DiCaprio claimed the Best Actor Oscar for his lead role in the Revenant in which he brilliantly portrays a guy in the wilderness who fights a bear or somethin…
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