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07/06/2023

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Congratulations to Motsetserepa! We know it has become a norm for him but congratulations nonetheless. His latest music video, "Haikhona Man," has achieved a

05/06/2023

Think about it 😅

Gaborone- In an unexpected move, the Botswana Tourism Board has announced its plans to award City Tour Guide licenses to the infamous Block 8 Route 4 combis,

02/06/2023

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In a world where the comfort of our pinkie toes is often overshadowed by the demands of fashion, one brand has finally taken a step towards addressing the

29/05/2023

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Mopipi, Botswana - Brace yourselves, for the Boteti Tourism Board has issued a stern warning regarding the upcoming 'madhudhu' season. Nestled in the heart of

28/05/2023

Gaborone- In the realm of social media sensations, few have captured the attention quite like Oska Bora Techere. From Facebook squabbles to vigorous album campaigns, this local upcoming musician, affectionately known as ‘Last Born ya Batswana’ has become a meme-worthy figure. But there’s one thing that seems to follow Techere wherever he goes: luck.

With recent wins in high-profile competitions, including a performance slot in Master KG’s Wanitwa Mos Entertainment Pretoria show, a 7-seater vehicle (a story for another day) from Vee Mampeezy’s Last Man Standing competition and this month, he scored a car from a mysterious forex trader, FX GURU. Techere has left people wondering just how luck always seems to find him.

In an exclusive interview with The Bunny, Techere decided to put the speculation to rest by sharing the secret to his remarkable streak of good fortune. It turns out that his winning routine involves a combination of music and a simple prayer.

Every morning at exactly 4 am, Techere sets his alarm and reaches for his headphones. He tunes into Oliver Motukudzi’s timeless hit, “Hear Me Lord” Motukudzi himself once mentioned in a performance video that this song holds a short prayer that has worked wonders in his own life. Inspired by these words, Techere listens attentively, allowing the uplifting melody to set the tone for his day. He believes that it is a simple routine that anyone can follow.

But that’s not all. Techere believes that staying hydrated plays a crucial role in attracting luck. He ensures he drinks plenty of water throughout the day, believing that it aligns his energies and opens him up to the positive forces of the universe.

Techere’s routine may seem unconventional to some, but for him, it’s a tried-and-true formula for success. He firmly believes that when these elements come together—his daily prayer and hydration—it creates a harmonious environment that attracts the favor of luck.

As Techere continues to bask in his newfound successes, he encourages others to find their own unique routines and rituals that bring them joy and positive energy. After all, luck might just be waiting to find you too.

So the next time you find yourself wondering how Oska Bora Techere always seems to have luck on his side, remember his winning formula: a heartfelt prayer, the power of music, and staying hydrated. With a little bit of faith and a lot of water, who knows what fortunes await us all?

27/05/2023

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒: Coca-Cola Comes to the Rescue: Rakops Water to Be Flavored as Part of CSR Initiative 😁

Tsienyane- In an interesting turn of events, the global beverage giant Coca-Cola has announced plans to address the long-standing issue of pungent-smelling water in the small village of Rakops, Botswana. The foul odor, often compared to that of rotten eggs, has plagued residents for decades, forcing them to adapt and tolerate the unfortunate stench. However, it seems relief is finally on its way, in a rather unexpected form.

In an exclusive interview with The Bored Bunny, Mr. Tom Bradford, a representative from Coca-Cola, expressed the company’s sincere concern for the well-being of Rakops residents. “We couldn’t stand idly by and watch the people of Rakops suffer through such an unpleasant ordeal,” he stated, sporting a fizzy enthusiasm. “As part of our corporate social responsibility, we have devised an innovative solution to transform this inconvenience into a unique experience.”

Coca-Cola, known for its iconic range of fizzy beverages, has proposed a groundbreaking initiative to flavor the Rakops water supply with their signature cola essence. The move, according to Mr. Bradford, aims to inject a dash of excitement and refreshment into the daily lives of Rakops residents.

While skeptics may question the suitability of cola-flavored water, Mr. Bradford assures us that extensive research and taste tests have been conducted to ensure a delightful and harmonious blend. “Our experts have worked tirelessly to achieve the perfect balance between the distinct Rakops water and the unmistakable Coca-Cola flavor. We’re confident it will be a refreshing and memorable experience for all,” he proudly proclaimed.

To gain a deeper understanding of the magnitude of the water’s smelly nature, we spoke with Mrs. Motamma, a long-time resident of Rakops. She shared her firsthand experience, exclaiming, “Oh, that smell! It’s a unique one that lingers in our homes, our clothes, and even our dreams. We’ve grown accustomed to it, but I can’t deny that the thought of cola-infused water is both intriguing and bewildering.”

As news of Coca-Cola’s unconventional plan spreads throughout the village, residents find themselves torn between skepticism and curiosity. The prospect of a fizzy twist to their daily hydration routines has sparked lively discussions in local gatherings and social media platforms.

Some locals have expressed reservations, wondering if the cola flavor will truly alleviate the repugnant odor or simply create a bizarre combination. However, others eagerly anticipate the arrival of this unexpected flavor infusion, envisioning an innovative solution that marries the best of Rakops with the world-renowned effervescence of Coca-Cola.

Only time will tell if Coca-Cola’s bold endeavor will transform Rakops into a refreshingly unique oasis. As residents eagerly await the implementation of this intriguing plan, one thing is certain: Rakops will forever be remembered as the village where the water smelled of cola. It’s a twist that even the most imaginative minds couldn’t have concocted!

26/05/2023

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Gaborone- The Vice President of Botswana, Slumber Tsogwane, recently reached out to tech entrepreneur and visionary Elon Musk for advice on tackling the

26/05/2023

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Tsabong - In a stunning twist of fate, a brilliant degree holder recently found themselves facing an unexpected adversary: the notorious Matshwao driver's

25/05/2023

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒: Nike Officials Set to Perform “Authenticity Audits” in Gaborone: Fake Sneaker Epidemic Sparks Panic 🥲

Gaborone- Nike has announced that their officials will be descending upon Gaborone to conduct rigorous “authenticity audits” to combat the widespread use of counterfeit Nike Airforce sneakers. The news has sent sneaker aficionados into a frenzy as they scramble to safeguard their reputations in the face of the impending crackdown.

The streets of Gaborone, notorious for their love affair with trendy sneakers, have long been plagued by an epidemic of fake Nike Airforces. Sneaker enthusiasts have boldly strutted their stuff, sporting knock-off versions of the iconic footwear, confident in their ability to fool both friends and sneaker heads alike.

However, the era of fake-it-till-you-make-it sneaker culture may soon come crashing down. Nike’s crack team of authentication experts, armed with spray paint cans and magnifying glasses, will be stationed in malls, schools, and popular hangout spots across the city. Their mission? To separate the genuine Nike Airforce wearers from the imposter posers.

“We are here to restore order and protect the integrity of the sneaker game,” declared a stern-faced Nike official. “No longer shall the streets be littered with counterfeit kicks. We will expose the fakes and restore the honor of the Nike brand.”

The news has sent shockwaves through the sneaker community, with fake sneaker wearers sweating nervously at the thought of being publicly unmasked. Whispers of panic can be heard on street corners as sneakerheads debate whether to burn their fake Nikes or brace themselves for the dreaded spray paint that will forever brand them as fashion frauds.

“It’s a travesty! I’ve built my reputation on rocking these fake Airforces with pride,” lamented a self-proclaimed sneaker connoisseur. “Now, I’ll have to face the shame of having my sneakers spray-painted in front of everyone. It’s like a fashion nightmare!”

As Gaborone braces itself for the arrival of the Nike authenticity auditors, sneaker enthusiasts are left wondering how they will survive the impending purge of the counterfeit sneakers that have become an integral part of their wardrobes. Will the streets of Gaborone be forever altered as the spray paint of justice strikes down the imposter sneakers? Only time will tell.

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25/05/2023

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Delegation from Molepolole to Visit Madagascar: Independence Talks on the Horizon?

Molepolole- A delegation of elders from the notorious village of Molepolole is reportedly planning to visit Andry Rajoelina, the president of Madagascar. Speculation is rife that the discussions will revolve around the possibility of Molepolole seeking independence from Botswana, as the village strives to carve out its unique path on the world stage.

Molepolole, often making headlines for all the wrong reasons, has gained a rather infamous reputation on social media. Its residents seem to have an uncanny ability to find themselves on police wanted posters or engaging in the most bizarre offenses. The village has become a subject of amusement and curiosity, with netizens affectionately dubbing it “The United States of Molepolole” due to its seemingly unique knack for headline-grabbing antics.

The decision to send a delegation of elders from Molepolole to meet with President Rajoelina has raised eyebrows and sparked a flurry of speculation. What could the purpose of this diplomatic rendezvous be? Is Molepolole truly seeking independence from Botswana, or is it merely an audacious attempt to solidify its reputation as the renegade village of the country?

Sources close to the matter suggest that a fly on the wall during the private discussions might have overheard whispers of Molepolole’s desire to establish its own sovereignty, complete with its own set of rules and perhaps even its own uniquely perplexing legal system. The village’s ambitious leaders seem determined to take their distinctiveness to a whole new level, eager to create a nation where the unconventional becomes the norm.

While the official details of the meeting remain shrouded in secrecy, one can’t help but wonder what potential benefits or drawbacks independence might bring to the already-infamous village. Will Molepolole succeed in its audacious quest for self-governance, or will it find itself navigating uncharted territories with unforeseen consequences?

As the delegation from Molepolole prepares for their journey to Madagascar, the country watches with a mixture of curiosity and bemusement. The outcome of this extraordinary encounter could redefine the boundaries of what is deemed possible, pushing the limits of not only Molepolole’s aspirations but also the collective imagination of villages worldwide.

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25/05/2023

In an interesting turn of events, the global beverage giant Coca-Cola has announced plans to address the long-standing issue of pungent-smelling water in the small village of Rakops, Botswana. 😋

Tsienyane- In an interesting turn of events, the global beverage giant Coca-Cola has announced plans to address the long-standing issue of pungent-smelling

24/05/2023

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: SisiBoy Dance Set to Take Center Stage at Khawa 2024: Polka Left in the Dust 😂

Khawa - The renowned Khawa Dune Challenge is gearing up for a serious shift in its musical landscape. As the sun sets over the picturesque dunes, the infectious beats of Polka will no longer be the rhythmic heartbeat of the event. Instead, a new phenomenon is set to take the stage and captivate the masses: the SisiBoy dance.

Known for his charismatic presence and signature dance move, President Masisi's dance prowess has not gone unnoticed. The energetic footwork of the SisiBoy dance has become a talking point. Now, it seems that Khawa is ready to embrace the SisiBoy dance revolution with open arms.

In an exclusive interview, the event organizer, Mr. Thabo Kgopolo, shared his enthusiasm for the forthcoming change. He exclaimed, "It's time to inject some fresh moves into Khawa's dance floor! The SisiBoy dance represents the vibrancy and spirit of our modern era. We want to celebrate our dynamic leader and his infectious dance style. Polka had its time in the spotlight, but now it's time for SisiBoy to shine!"

Preparations are underway to transform the dunes into a dance floor like no other. Dancers from across the country are perfecting their SisiBoy move, eager to showcase their skills and outshine their competitors. The event will feature a thrilling dance competition where participants will be judged on their ability to execute the SisiBoy dance with finesse and flair.

While some traditionalists mourn the departure of Polka, others are embracing this electrifying change. "Polka may have been a classic, but the SisiBoy dance brings a whole new level of excitement and energy," said Ms. Ngome, an avid festivalgoer. "I can't wait to see the dunes come alive with the mesmerizing SisiBoy performances. It's going to be an unforgettable experience!"

As Khawa prepares for this historic transition, the air is filled with anticipation. The SisiBoy dance promises to electrify the festival, with participants and spectators alike ready to embrace the rhythmic revolution. It's a dance extravaganza like no other, where the dust of the dunes will bear witness to the captivating moves and contagious energy of the SisiBoy dance.

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