05/10/2021
CONFIDENCE TAKES ITS TIME
I’m walking down the aisle past the pharmacy. There’s a woman looking at sleep medication. The store is pretty low population. She’s tall, slightly hunched over, shoulders unbalanced and bulging like someone stuffed a king-sized sleeping bag into a twin sized sac. God, they don’t even hide it anymore.
I look down and away as she looks up. I think she steps in my direction as I walk by, and I round the corner and start walking faster. After a few moments I glance back, like anybody might naturally look over their shoulder. She’s looking away and stepping back into her aisle. Blech.
I run my fingers through my hair and pat my kakis. Phone, wallet, keys. It’s all still there. I’ve got an hour and fifteen minutes left on my shift. I’m supposed to clean the bathrooms, but I don’t think I want to do that. But I should. Then again, I have a clean record. I can afford a write up.
There’s a man to my left. He’s big, but it’s hard to tell. There’s lots of cookies and soda in his cart. Eh, still not a full diagnosis. I don’t know a surefire way to read them, unless it’s in the shoulders. Not like I could do anything about it anyway.
I suppose I could kill them or whatever, but I’m the only one brave enough to do it. Nobody would help me, and I’d be in deep trouble for sure. I round another corner and walk through the double doors into the back warehouse. There’re rows of spare product all around.
“Hey man how you doing?” It’s Jack. They got him last week.
“Hey man, good. You?”
“I can’t wait for break. I’m so hungry. Do you have any lunch you didn’t eat?” Something like two arteries pulse from his throat and over his shoulder toward his back.
“No sir, I ate it all haha.”
“Really? You’re kinda small for your appetite.”
“Yeah, I don’t know, this human body or something. It’s okay, I’ll deal with it later.”
“Oh, oh. Okay…”
I keep walking to the back. That’s how it starts. Overnight they get bigger, then the hunger. And then they grow and grow, a balloon off the shoulder, a swelling on the back of the neck. Oh, there’s Emily. She’s normal.
“Hey, Em!”
“Hey you.”
“Did you refill the paper towels?”
“I was going to do that after lunch, that alright?”
“Yep.”
“Hey, do you have a minute?”
“Of course, what’s up?”
“In the back, please.”
“Okay…”
I know this could be a trap, but I don’t think so. They’re curious, but sort of passive, in a confident way, I guess. Plus, she’s normal.
“Okay, Leon has been acting super weird... It’s freaking me out.”
“I’ve been trying to tell you…!”
“No, listen to me! I don’t care about demons or aliens or whatever conspiracy theory you’re on this week. He groped me at the meeting this morning. I want you to file a report to HR.”
“Em this is bigger than assa…”
“Please, I don’t feel comfortable working here anymore.”
“I don’t either. I just keep my head down.”
“Yeah, well I need you to rear your head now, because if you don’t, I will quit.”
I sigh. “Alright. What else has been happening? I need to know everything for the report. If it’s not something you want a bunch of people to know, don’t tell me, but the more you hide the less likely it is he will get punished.”
“Eh, not much. He grabbed me here, and has rubbed my shoulder twice.”
“That’s it?”
“Yeah, it’s still inappropriate!”
“No, I’m not saying… I want all the details. If that’s it, that’s it.”
“That’s it.”
“Alright, I’ll go submit a report.”
“Thank you.”
“Hey.”
“Yes?”
“Do whatever you can to not be alone with him. Whether he’s a demon or a pervert.”
“Heh, I will. Thank you.”
I have to get on the company computer to file this report. I don’t like this, but what can I do? Nobody seems to care. They got Biden a few months ago. I can’t find any of the social media discussions about it. No YouTube comments, no Facebook posts. Nothing, it’s just normal.
All of my friends are either disgustingly out of touch or too terrified to talk about it. Like Emily, she calls it conspiracy theories but it’s all around. At the very least, Jack being fine one day and coming in with a shoulder hump the size of a dog the next day should get some questions. It didn’t. Leon of course got it first, so obviously he wouldn’t question Jack’s change. But Em, Janine, Marco. Someone else should notice it.
An object falls on the floor behind me. I turn around and look, it’s Marco trying to reach a toilet paper pack on the top rack.
“Hey, let’s make sure we’re using our ladders.”
“Alright sorry.”
“You’re fine,” I mutter as I turn back.
Time to file this report. Em doesn’t know this, but this is my third report on Leon. He was a great boss, but then the change. These reports started after his change. They all report him to me, because they trust me. But nothing else about this is unusual, it’s so bizarre.
“Hey boss,” Marco says.
I turn back and greet his gaze with my own. “What’s up?”
“You ever feel like something is wrong? Like, with, you know,” his voice is low, and he nods his head toward the warehouse doors where Jack was.
“Yeah, I do. Are you alright?”
“Ah it’s probably nothing.”
“Hey, you’re usually happy. If you feel off, it probably means something.”
“I don’t feel off.”
“Oh, okay. Maybe we should get a drink after work, I know a bar where the owner is still normal.”
“I think bars in general are normal eh boss? Heh heh, but I would like a drink.”
“Cool cool, now leave me alone for a few minutes, I have to finish this thing for HR.”
Wow, Marco noticed Jack. But then he was aloof about it. Maybe he knows something I don’t. Maybe he’s brainwashed or something. I don’t have any answers. I need to talk to a scientist I think, but all the ones in the news are changed. I guess I could try at the university. Maybe someone there is smart and sane still.
Okay, okay. Type explanation, reread, proofread, and I think we can submit it. See this, this is normal. This is comfortable. I can’t solve the world’s problems, but I can file reports for my employees.
Marco yelps in surprise. “Heh, found a spider…” I turn around in the office chair and Marco is stepping back and forth, trying to grab at something on his back.
My heart jumps and so do I. Marco stops stepping around but he’s still grabbing at the thing on his back. It’s like a blob with legs from what I can see, but it’s lowering itself below his head. Marco’s arms slowly stop grabbing and relax to his side. He lets out a sigh and his eyes stop moving. Something like a te****le slides under his skin over his shoulder, the thing must be cold because Marco’s skin goes rough with goosebumps. Another te****le slides under his skin and over his shoulder on the other side. I can’t see the blobby thing now, and more te****les slide under Marco’s skin on his face. His lip curls up a few times at the corner, then the te****les go flat, and his face looks normal.
“Hey, good idea saying you know a normal bartender, put his mind right back at ease, eh boss?”
Are you taunting me, or have I fooled you?
“Yeah, right. Make sure you’re eating.”
“Jack has one more seedling, can you send Emily back here?”
“Yeah, I can. Just let me finish up my work here.”
“Heh heh, we’re taking our time, but we still have to pretend for a while. Some day this will be over.”
Eughehh. “Yeah, for you. I think I’m done pretending.”
I make sure the report sent, just in case, and check the status of my previous two reports. Under review, unread. They don’t care, nobody cares anymore. I come in late every day, and nobody bothers me about it. Maybe Emily will. I’m not sending her back here. I’m not letting them get her.
I nod at Jack who points up. I glance back at the top of the product racks and there’s two insect-like legs poised there and hiding. I nod at Jack and walk toward the front. I think I want to go home a little early. I walk past the cereal aisle and there is a woman with a cart and a baby. Something blobby jumps on her back and slices her neck open. She falls to the ground with a groan and her baby looks down at her, then to me with the short jerky head movements of a baby. His big blue eyes take in everything, as do mine. The bobbly thing slides its te****les into the open skin, fixes itself to her neck, and then with little insect arms it pulls her skin taught and glues it together with a skin tone fluid. The woman stands up, lifts her baby who coos a question at her, and she rushes to the front of the store. I follow, because I too have to go this way.
I can’t tell Emily Jack wants to see her. This is how Leon got Jack. I didn’t want to tell him, but I saw him and just blurted it out. Maybe it was self-preservation. Maybe I’m brainwashed.
The woman basically begins running to the front. I follow, but not running. That draws their attention. They never run. Unless they have a baby. I don’t know what happens to the babies. I get to the front door and walk out. The woman runs to a white SUV at the front of the parking lot and opens the side door. I walk past and the baby is lying on the vehicle’s floor, the woman is putting up the flower sunshade in the windshield. I walk past but glance back. She is clearly in a hurry, closes the driver door, and climbs into the back side door, and stares at the baby as she slams the sliding door shut.
Oh hey, Emily is in her car. “Hey Em, did you see that?”
“Yeah, that baby must’ve been poopy.”
“Yeah, that’s probably it. By the way, Jack needed to see you.”
“What for?”
“I don’t know, I think the bathrooms got clogged.”
“Oh, hell no, I’m staying here until ten thirty, no less.”
“You know, better you than me.”
“Oh thanks, asshole.”
“Well, you don’t have to go right now, maybe you should take your time.”
“Oh, I’m going to.”
“I mean, maybe you should go home.”
“I’m not a quitter.”
“Yeah, you’re right. Going home early would be bad for you.”
“Yeah, everything is normal. By the way, aren’t you supposed to be at work for another hour?”
“No, I’m pretty much free now.”