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Jelly Trumpet 'The time travelling comedy podcast' that was declared outlaw by the Podcast Authority (P.A.)
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16/11/2024

Mr Perkins cares not for your technology.

He reads a book a day while sitting in his smoking jacket, smoking fine to***co and sipping on vintage Port.

Take That Human...

Jim

15/11/2024

The movie geeks amongst you will recognise the structure of this sentence.

The Godfather

CLEMENZA:
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

The actor, Richard Castellano, played Clemenza and is said to have improvised this fab' line.

My transposing of words on to the structure of the sentence popped into my head for no reason. That's what being creative means, accepting at all times...

Amen!

Jim

14/11/2024

Mr Perkins continues his war against the two legged (therefore inferior) humans.

TooT!

13/11/2024

Jelly Trumpet declares WAR! The war against ChatGPT.

ChatGPT steals other people's work and rewrites it like a squirrel rearranging it's nuts.

The lyrics you see in the image are copied directly from ChatGPT, none are edited.

Say YES! to Freddie M and FU*CK OFF to ChatGPT.

Hurrah & Amen,

Jim

12/11/2024

At Jelly Trumpet we were one of the first podcasts to employ a full time mime artist, well 'living statue, which is a mime artist that doesn't move.

Due to the Podcast Authority imposing this rule all podcasts will have to employ a mime artist/living statue. This will ensure our streets are uncluttered by out of work actors.

Another rule the PA are imposing is words like 'silence' and 'quiet' must be mimed instead of being spoken.

Hurrah!

Jim

09/11/2024

The power of the podcast, eh?

If only they were all about food, or books, or film or jolly nice things.

Sorry Mr Perkins...

Jim

07/11/2024

Mr Perkins is having none of it.

Mr Perkins is always present, always judging and always drinking your finest wines...

TooT!

Jim

06/11/2024

Too bl**dy right, never trust someone with the first name of meat.

You know, like Mr Pie.

TooT!

Jim

05/11/2024

This is mostly true AND you have to remember this is Jim the writer, my alter ego and host of the almost fictional comedy podcast 'Jelly Trumpet'

Say "HUZZAH!"

Amen and now back to reality,

Jim

04/11/2024

Everyone should have a hobby, even the politicians that fade away...

Jim

02/11/2024

They may be difficult Tom, but they always get done, eh?

TooT!

Jim

31/10/2024

Meet Mr Perkins, he's likely to join the Jelly Trumpet crew in Season 4.

He's a no nonsense type of cat, made mainly of good Cognac and seafood he's going to put some of you in your place. 😀

TooT!

Jim

30/10/2024

Do check out George Carlin, if you fancy some down to earth comedy with an edge. Before Bill Hicks came along this was the main man for a laugh accompanied by a sharp intake of breath.

TooT!

JIm

29/10/2024

SOUND NEEDED - only if you fancy it mind

Mr b shows his technical skills with editing some lines from him, me (that's Jim the Writer), a squeaky door and a sneeze.

TooT!

Jim

28/10/2024

Miss you Fred!

I'm sure this occurred to him at one point...

Take care,

Jim

27/10/2024

The silliness continues in the Jelly Trumpet comedy show...

TooT!

Jim

24/10/2024

How is it a character who murders people (and a dog) can be so appealing?

First the writer comes up with the idea and then a great performer brings that writing to life. That's Ruth Wilson who inhabits the character of Alice Morgan in the entertaining Luther.

I feel part attracted and rather scared of Alice, well right until the end of Season 5 when she loses me BUT if she was able to explain herself I might be forgiving.

Shows the strength of the writing and performance.

An unusual comedy hero but the danger makes the humour funny beyond the trad world of 'Ant & Dec' say.

Jim

23/10/2024

Surely this must occur to many women.

I'll never love another man.

WAIT!

Yes I will.

Over to you Jolene.

Take care,

Jim

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Behind the Scenes with Jelly Trumpet - Editing Pick Up Lines

SOUND NEEDED - only if you fancy it mind Mr b shows his technical skills with editing some lines from him, me (that's Jim the Writer), a squeaky door and a sneeze. TooT! Jim #jellytrumpet

A little behind-the-scenes video. Mr b's iMac using Apple's Logic Pro is how the magic gets recorded. Thank heavens for Mr b! Jim #jellytrumpet

Testing a Promo Reel for Jelly Trumpet

This could be the big showdown for Jelly Trumpet. It’s the last episode of the season. Will our hapless crew survive one final challenge to the podcast? I’m always learning stuff from Jelly Trumpet like some castles have a doorbell. In the trailer, Jim points out a fundamental flaw in their travels and is not sure about the waiting room that Prince Susan has left them in. Thank you for listening to the Jelly Trumpet Podcast! #comeyshow #podcasts #creativity

A short promo for the Jelly Trumpet podcast. Silly Surreal Comedy with added creativity tips #podcast #creativity #jellytrumpet #comedy #comedyshow

A foreshadowing of the epic conclusion to season two over the next pair of episodes. Jim is bamboozled, Mr b is patient, Queen Eleanor is annoyed and well Sherlock Holmes wants...

Jelly Trumpet Episode 12 Trailer Listen to why Mr b keeps people in cupboards... #podcasts #jellytrumpet #comedypodcast #jellytrumpetpodcast

A tincture of episode 11 joy. I attempt to write an episode that is less my fantasy and more about creativity...Ha Ha!

Trailer for Jelly Trumpet episode 10. Jim takes stock of the situation in an old dark house, just before being faced with a messy demise.

Episode 9 Trailer. Jelly Trumpet continues the adventure... What mysteries will the crew uncover? Available on all the major podcast platforms, search: Jelly Trumpet. You know listening doesn't make sense...

Season 2, Episode 8 - Rearrange Part II TRAILER We get a taste of what the full episode means. Is the podcast writing itself? Will they escape the THREAT of Little Red Riding Hood and her axe? Will Mr b's orange button come in handy? (don't hold your breath on that one). Enjoy this minor smudge of the Jelly Trumpet comedy podcast..

Episode 7 - Rearrange Part I Soundbite. QUEEN ELEANOR: Put your sound on. A delightful exchange on our comedy podcast regarding Mr b's obsession with inventing things. Mr b wants an orange button. Dare I allow an orange button? Ah well, What's the worst that can happen? Jim

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