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Jelly Trumpet Jelly Trumpet 'The time travelling comedy podcast' that was declared outlaw by the Podcast Authority (P.A.)
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I've heard it's an addiction to Stilton.TooT!Jim
10/12/2024

I've heard it's an addiction to Stilton.

TooT!

Jim

I was hoping, finally, to see a Scotsman hatch.TooT!Jim
09/12/2024

I was hoping, finally, to see a Scotsman hatch.

TooT!

Jim

Unfortunately I've been gifted with the AAA smart speaker.Advanced Attitude Alexa.I like it.TooT!Jim
07/12/2024

Unfortunately I've been gifted with the AAA smart speaker.

Advanced Attitude Alexa.

I like it.

TooT!

Jim

Last Saturday we recorded The Interviews That Don't Happen.Thanks to Mr b I have reworked my appalling scripts that conc...
07/12/2024

Last Saturday we recorded The Interviews That Don't Happen.

Thanks to Mr b I have reworked my appalling scripts that concerned interviewing the well known about their secret creative hobby, you know Vladimir Putin and his Knitting, Boris Johnson and his Willow Weaving.

Despited 4 drafts they didn't work. Then Mr b said "What if the interviews don't quite happen?"

"DING D**G!"

A fav creative idea from our resident Wizard. So that's what happens in these scripts and Mr b laughed a lot because now a high concept idea that didn't work has been adapted into a funny conceit.

Thank you Mr b!

TOOT!

Jim

My unnecessary war against ChatGPT continues.This is what you get when you put some well known lyrics into this 'Beast o...
21/11/2024

My unnecessary war against ChatGPT continues.

This is what you get when you put some well known lyrics into this 'Beast of Banality.'

ChatGPT... just say NO!

Jim

Season 4 Episodes underway:We have a queen to save (Queenie)The monsters rise (Mr b inherits a castle)Mr b lands the pod...
19/11/2024

Season 4 Episodes underway:

We have a queen to save (Queenie)
The monsters rise (Mr b inherits a castle)
Mr b lands the podcast under the sea
We help with what could be a conspiracy

Such fun to write and with a new focus thanks to Mr b's creative mind!

Take care,

Jim

Typical Mr b. Straight to the point.Take care,Jim
18/11/2024

Typical Mr b. Straight to the point.

Take care,

Jim

A hero walks amongst us.Bravo Paddy!Jim & Jelly Trumpet Crew
17/11/2024

A hero walks amongst us.

Bravo Paddy!

Jim & Jelly Trumpet Crew

Mr Perkins cares not for your technology.He reads a book a day while sitting in his smoking jacket, smoking fine to***co...
16/11/2024

Mr Perkins cares not for your technology.

He reads a book a day while sitting in his smoking jacket, smoking fine to***co and sipping on vintage Port.

Take That Human...

Jim

The movie geeks amongst you will recognise the structure of this sentence.The GodfatherCLEMENZA:Leave the gun, take the ...
15/11/2024

The movie geeks amongst you will recognise the structure of this sentence.

The Godfather

CLEMENZA:
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

The actor, Richard Castellano, played Clemenza and is said to have improvised this fab' line.

My transposing of words on to the structure of the sentence popped into my head for no reason. That's what being creative means, accepting at all times...

Amen!

Jim

Mr Perkins continues his war against the two legged (therefore inferior) humans.TooT!
14/11/2024

Mr Perkins continues his war against the two legged (therefore inferior) humans.

TooT!

Jelly Trumpet declares WAR! The war against ChatGPT.ChatGPT steals other people's work and rewrites it like a squirrel r...
13/11/2024

Jelly Trumpet declares WAR! The war against ChatGPT.

ChatGPT steals other people's work and rewrites it like a squirrel rearranging it's nuts.

The lyrics you see in the image are copied directly from ChatGPT, none are edited.

Say YES! to Freddie M and FU*CK OFF to ChatGPT.

Hurrah & Amen,

Jim

At Jelly Trumpet we were one of the first podcasts to employ a full time mime artist, well 'living statue, which is a mi...
12/11/2024

At Jelly Trumpet we were one of the first podcasts to employ a full time mime artist, well 'living statue, which is a mime artist that doesn't move.

Due to the Podcast Authority imposing this rule all podcasts will have to employ a mime artist/living statue. This will ensure our streets are uncluttered by out of work actors.

Another rule the PA are imposing is words like 'silence' and 'quiet' must be mimed instead of being spoken.

Hurrah!

Jim

The power of the podcast, eh?If only they were all about food, or books, or film or jolly nice things.Sorry Mr Perkins.....
09/11/2024

The power of the podcast, eh?

If only they were all about food, or books, or film or jolly nice things.

Sorry Mr Perkins...

Jim

Mr Perkins is having none of it. Mr Perkins is always present, always judging and always drinking your finest wines...To...
07/11/2024

Mr Perkins is having none of it.

Mr Perkins is always present, always judging and always drinking your finest wines...

TooT!

Jim

Too bl**dy right, never trust someone with the first name of meat. You know, like Mr Pie.TooT!Jim
06/11/2024

Too bl**dy right, never trust someone with the first name of meat.

You know, like Mr Pie.

TooT!

Jim

This is mostly true AND you have to remember this is Jim the writer, my alter ego and host of the almost fictional comed...
05/11/2024

This is mostly true AND you have to remember this is Jim the writer, my alter ego and host of the almost fictional comedy podcast 'Jelly Trumpet'

Say "HUZZAH!"

Amen and now back to reality,

Jim

Everyone should have a hobby, even the politicians that fade away...Jim
04/11/2024

Everyone should have a hobby, even the politicians that fade away...

Jim

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Behind the Scenes with Jelly Trumpet - Editing Pick Up Lines
Behind the Scenes with Jelly Trumpet - Editing Pick Up Lines

SOUND NEEDED - only if you fancy it mind Mr b shows his technical skills with editing some lines from him, me (that's Jim the Writer), a squeaky door and a sneeze. TooT! Jim #jellytrumpet

A little behind-the-scenes video. Mr b's iMac using Apple's Logic Pro is how the magic gets recorded. Thank heavens for Mr b! Jim #jellytrumpet

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