30/06/2023
FUNNY JOKES ๐ ๐น๐
1. Deep down, I want to Barb my hair & spray it gold colour, but the problem is; I don't have another house to stay ๐คง๐ญ
2. Who says what a man can do, a woman can do better?...ok, a man can use his boxers as rag, women can u use... uhm eh... u know....as rag? ๐ฅด๐ค๐น๐น
3. African Dad can be so annoying.. they will go outside buy bread ๐, come house & still send u to go & buy milk & Milo๐น๐น
4. I pity women who's husbands are teachers, instead of finding money in their husband's pocket, they would be seeing chalk, marker & d list of noise makers ๐น๐๐คฃ
5. Dear ladies, sometimes u have to kiss ur boyfriend in front of that bitch he calls bestie for verification.. don't thank me..I mean; what are friends for ๐น๐๐คฃ
6. Instead of braking someone's heart, why not look for that small Calabash where ur village ppl tied ur destiny & break it...idi0t ๐ค๐ถ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐น
7. There's a place called "staff room" in high school.. u see dat place? All the w!tches are just there ๐น๐๐คฃ
8. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook & she replied boldly "Mama I cook the tea we drank this morning" I fainted ๐ฉ๐น๐น
9. Plz I have a girlfriend, u girls should stop disturbing me nah๐คก๐น๐
10. Instead of joining cult in school, dyiรฑg like fowl, why not tell ur parents to use u for Money ritรบal...simple arithmetic ๐ฅด๐๐คฃ
11. U might have money More than me, but u are not the owner of that N420 in my account ๐ค๐ฅด๐๐คฃ
12. Imagine my parents gave birth to me without my permission, what if I want to be a crocodile nko? ๐คก๐น๐๐คฃ
13. Nigerian girls will be calling nurse as "nerse'' but wen there's emergency u will hear them shouting "nursii, nursii oo, nursuu where una dey ๐๐ Lol ๐น
14. As you laugh so shall your 2023 be filled with laughter, Appreciate me by following this page ๐
