Don't Defeat Your Enemy: Destroy Him

30/10/2013

Is anything wrong peepz

26/10/2013

koi hai ya sb chale gye..???

05/10/2013

gud nyt people

02/09/2013

Sun is not the only thing, that Rises in the Morning !!! If u know what i mean

26/08/2013

Eminem fans !. scream MnM

19/07/2013

Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur
ladkiyo ko bhi...
Diff.. is dat...
ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki movies
wala chahiye.. . .
And ladko ko... . . Mahesh Bhatt ki movies wala
chahiye...:D 3:)

17/07/2013

Boy to girl- 'Stop' I can PK
Girl- what PK?
Boy- prapose karuga
Girl- FSSSM
Boy- what FSSSM?
Girl- fut saale sendal se
maarugi:D
Girls rocks
Boy- MBKF
Girl- what MBKF?
Boy- mukka bhi khayegi fir:-D:p
Boys double rocks

17/07/2013

The first person,
who teaches you,
the meaning of 'Love''..!
Will also be..
The first person,
who teaches you,
the meaning of ''Pain''..!

09/05/2013

True..adeel sidd...

17/12/2012

Dear heart plz stp involving in evrything ur wrk iz jst 2 pump blood Like this page for best posts

14/11/2012

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13/11/2012

Dear heart plz stp involving in evrything ur wrk iz jst 2 pump blood

Dear heart plz stp involving in evrything ur wrk iz jst 2 pump blood

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12/11/2012

Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha.

Pilot Hairani Se: “ Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho, Sir ?”
Santa: "Haramkhor Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno,Chal Idhar De" :-@:-Dhahahahaha.

12/11/2012

Vo kon si chiz jisko Freez mai rakhnepar bhi thanda nahi hota. . . . ???????

batao ..:P

12/11/2012

Gone are those days I was a kid when....

P***y meant CAT,

S*x meant GENDER,

Dick was a NAME,

Bang was a SOUND,

SCREW was a
mechanical tool,

CLIMAX simply referred to an end.

DOGGY was just a dog

Scissors, wheelbarrow, missionary were just words

ROD was just an iron...

UUhhhh!
But Now that I'm grown up, I notice they just sound so weird in public every time i mention them, People say am Naughty....

Was my teacher lying or... Did i attend the wrong school????

Somebody help.plz..:P

12/11/2012

Lo ab yeh bhi suno.. Aisa bhi hota hai.... :-O :-D
Bappi Lehri sucide karne ke liye chhat se koode..
aur..

Tippa (bounce) kha ke wapas aa gaye..!! ..:D ..:D=)) ..haahahahahahaah

12/11/2012

Now This Tym PaPpU Did It..:P lolzz :D

Wife bathroom se naha ke
nikli to
Pappu use ghur raha tha.!
Wife romantic hokar: Kuch
karne ka irada hai
kya.......?.?
Pappu usko thappad maar ke
bola:
Kamini Mere garam pani se
kyu nahayi..?? :P

12/11/2012

Santa again rocked..:D lolzz

Accident k baad:
Driver- maine car ki headlight on kar k bataya tha ki
pahle mujhe nikalne do
Santa- humne bhi to wiper chala kar bataya tha ki
'Na Kake Na'. .

12/11/2012

Sansani ... ;)

India mein itne Murder nahi huwe jitne CID ne case solve kar diye . :D :O :p

12/11/2012

sab daal rahe h socha mee bhi daal dun..:P LoL..:P

zindgi k 5 sach.......

sach no 1 ..- maa k siwa koi wafadar
nhi .
sach no. 2 - ...gareeb ka koi dost
nahi
sach no. 3 --log achi seerat ko nahi
achi surat ko tarjeeh dete h

sach no 4--....izzat sirf paise ki h
insaan ki nahi

sach no 5 --...insaan jis shakhs k liye dil
se mukhlis ho wohi shakhs dukh dard
deta h .....

12/11/2012

You need a Rajnikant's
heart... :) . . . .
to reject a Girl's request on facebook =)) :p
yanna rascala mind it..:P

12/11/2012

It was written on an old man’s
T-shirt:
“I am not 60″

“I am 18 with 42 years of
experience”
That’s Attitude
Think Different :).
Budhda wahe soch nayi..:P :D lol

12/11/2012

Wife saw board outside a shop -

Monsoon Offer Only for today :
Banarsi saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-

Excited Wife to Hsbnd: Give me Rs. 500, I'll buy 50 sarees

Hsbnd - Birbal ki ma, istri ki dukan hai vo !!!!X_X =))

11/11/2012

Dear heart plz stp involving in evrything ur wrk iz jst 2 pump blood

11/11/2012

Ludacris "I am son of RapGod" Eminem "I don't have any son"

11/11/2012

Ludacris "I am son of RapGod" Eminem "I don't have any son"

Dear heart plz stp involving in evrything ur wrk iz jst 2 pump blood

11/11/2012

A woman is having an affair
during the day while her
husband
is at
work. Her 9 year old son
comes
home unexpectedly, sees
them
and hides in the bedroom
closet
to watch.
The woman's husband also
comes
home.
She puts her lover in the
closet,
not realizing that the little
boy is
in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in
here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it
happens again that the boy
and
the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball
glove."
The lover remembering the
last
time, asks the boy, "How
much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father
says to the boy, "Grab your
glove, let's go
outside and have a game of
catch." The boy says, "I can't, I
sold my
baseball and my glove." The
father asks, "How much did
you
sell them
for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's
terrible
to overcharge your friends
like
that...that is way more than
those two things cost. I'm
going
to take you to church and
make
you confess."
They go to the church and the
father makes the little boy sit
in
the
confession booth and he
closes
the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start
that s**t again."

Moral..:- Ab isme bhi moral chahiye..??:P

11/11/2012

Deewar movie reloaded :-

Amitabh :- aaj mere pass car hai ; bangla hai ; flat hai ; building hai ; gf's hain ; paisa hai tumhare pass kya hai ?

haayeen !

Shashi kappor :- mere pass bhi car hai ; bangla hai ; flat hai ; building hai ; gf's hain ; paisa hai

amitabh :- oye saale phir maa kahan hain ?

Aashiq

11/11/2012

Lady Gaga Taught Me : " Its Okay To Be Different. "

Kesha Taught Me : " To Be Myself And Not Care What Anyone Else Thinks. "

Bruno Mars Taught Me : " To Do Anything For That One Person I Love. "

Adele Taught Me : " How to move on "

Eminem Taught Me That : " Life Is Hard But You Can Make It Through. "

Michael Jackson Taught Me : " To Always Love The People Around
Me. "

Bob Marley Taught Me : " To Live My Life In Peace. "

MUSIC Taught Me How To LIVE. ♥ ♥ ♥

11/11/2012

yea tell me if u got one Answer..:P

Aashiq

11/11/2012

Ludacris "I am son of RapGod" Eminem "I don't have any son"
Dear heart plz stp involving in evrything ur wrk iz jst 2 pump blood

11/11/2012

Vote fast
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11/11/2012

Like if you agree

10/11/2012

How a woman calls her
husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main
aaon? :-D

10/11/2012

BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam Karne
Se Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara
Kar Lo...
Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta
Karo Kamyabi Tumhare Qadam
Choome Gi. :xD =D :D :P

Boys Hit Like :P :D
Gals Comment mai ulta zida & jo maan mai aaye boldo boys ko :P

Note: Boys ur not suppose to comment :P

Aashiq