Two Actors Walk Into a Bar

06/02/2023

She doesn't look a day over 25 😜

Wishing a very Happy Birthday to our co-host, the forever youthful Scarlett Briant.

(This is revenge for all the old age photos she's made of me - Dave)

12/11/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!

Join us for a very special bonus episode, as we celebrate our Two Year Anniversary spectacular with... Well much of the same to be honest! 🤣

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01/11/2022

We're back behind the mic tomorrow for the recording our our Two Year Anniversary Special!

Coming on Saturday 12th November.

Can't wait till then? Why not check out our extensive back catalogue. featuring four seasons worth of hilarious stories, exclusive interviews, and a heap of alcohol fuelled nonsense!

22/10/2022

We know you know the feeling...

14/09/2022

Planning on queuing for 30+ hours, in the pouring rain, so you can look at a coffin for 5 seconds and wishing you had a fun podcast to listen to whilst shuffling along?

Well we've got you covered! With 4 seasons worth of episodes available to listen to on your favourite podcast platform, those 30 hours will fly by!

Mourners may have to wait 30 hours to pay their respects, with stewards told to look out for people struggling

01/09/2022

The photo that delayed a podcast!

So for those who listened to our episode with the fantastic , you'll remember our co-host admitting his reason for delaying the recording was because he had to take his dog for a photoshoot.

Anyways, here's the resulting photo for you all to enjoy.

25/08/2022

Look who it is 👀

Catch our very own Scarlett Briant, starting in a brand new adaptation of Pygmalion, from BlackBox Theatre Company this Autumn!

Tickets are now on sale for our autumn tour of Pygmalion. Go to our Events page for more information about venues, dates and links to tickets.

"Theatre this good on our doorstep. Not to be missed!"

25/08/2022

Fantastic news! 👏👏👏

A commitment to stopping inappropriate behaviour in TV is set out by entertainment union Equity.

12/08/2022

Had a fantastic time chatting with Olivia from Chloé Nelkin Consulting the other day, as we kick off plans for a very exciting 5th Season of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar!

Watch this space!

05/08/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!!!!

Can you believe we've been doing this ridiculous show for a whole 4 Seasons? Join us for our first face-to-face recording to celebrate our Season 4 Finale.

Season 5 coming...eventually!

04/08/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!!!!!

It's the Season 4 finale, and to celebrate we met face-to-face and recorded in the flesh, for the first time in this Podcasts history!

How will this change the dynamic of the show? Will more alcohol be drunk than ever before? And what's this about a right Royal Pe***ng fit for a Prince?

All that and much, much more, in the latest episode of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar

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To celebrate the Season 4 Finale, it's a Two Actors first! That's right, no more pixelated zoom screens or lagging Internet, this episode brings Scarlett and David face-to-face to for the first time...at least in the history of recording this podcast. How long will take out two hosts to get over the...

04/08/2022

IT'S THE SEASON FINALE!

Join us as we bring Season 4 to a close with a bumper episode, where we cover all serious and pressing issues in the world...such as our Future King's love for a bit of Pe***ng!

You can't say we don't tackle the important issues!

All of this, and so much more when our new Episode drops, across all Podcast Platforms, from 5.30pm (UK Time)

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30/07/2022

Us long-hair-digans recorded a podcast in person for the first time🥇🎙🧡

29/07/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!

Have you heard our latest episode yet? Featuring special guest , we're fighting back against those negative voices in our head.

Be sure to listen out for Abbie's upcoming podcast 'Don't Let Dave Win!' Coming Winter 2022.

28/07/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!!

This week we're fighting back against negative inner voices, with special guest Abbie Atkinson, who's named her voice Dave and talks about her upcoming podcast 'Don't Let Dave Win!'

This week we're teaming up with special guest Abbie Atkinson to defeat Dave! No...not our one! We all have an internal voice, it’s also known as the devil on your shoulder and frankly it has nothing good to say - Abbie took the power from hers and named him Dave (!). So that is what Abbie is here ...

26/07/2022

You wouldn't be expected to pay money to sign up to a Job listing website and apply for work... Unless you're an actor, in which case it's time to cough up!

Check out this clip from the latest instalment of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar, and be sure to check the full episode, out now on all good Podcast Platforms.

New episode out Thursday from 5.30pm (UK Time). Be sure to subscribe to us, wherever you listen to your Podcasts, so you never miss an episode.

25/07/2022

SPECIAL GUEST KLAXON!!!

In the penultimate episode of Series 4, we are joined by Actor and future Podcast Star Abbie Atkinson, who talks to us about her upcoming podcast series: Don't Let Dave Win.

Discover who Dave is, and how we can silence those negative inner voices we often struggle with, be sure to join Abbie and ourselves in this week's exciting new episode of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar

Coming to all good podcast platforms this Thursday from 5.30pm (UK Time).



No Dave's (including our own) were harmed in the making of this podcast.

21/07/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!!

This week it's all about money... And how there's f**k all of it out there 🤣

So grab some (cheap) drinks and join us at the bar for another episode of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar!

They say money makes the world go round...so in that case this is gonna be one helluva long year! This week we're tightening our purse strings, only loosening them to get the moths get some air, as we talk all things money...or lack thereof. How are Two Actors gonna pay their tab..."You couldn't let...

21/07/2022

Who fancies a new episode then?

Dropping across all good podcast platforms from 5.30pm (UK Time) today is the brand new episode of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar.

Make sure to subscribe to us, wherever you get your podcasts, so you never miss an episode!

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15/07/2022

ICYMI the latest episode of the Two Actors Walk Into a Bar Podcast is out now!

Featuring special guest Rob Warren from theatre, we talk...well everything theatre, in this jam packed new episode.

Available on all good podcast platforms. Follow the link in our bio, or search for Two Actors Walk Into a Bar wherever you get your podcasts.

14/07/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!!!

This week we talk everything theatre... with everything theatre

From the fallout from 1 star reviews, to alcoholic bribes, and spending £400 for West End C**k, this week we're talking everything in the world of theatre, and who better to join us than Rob Warren, the Chief Dogsbody of the Everything Theatre website! An honest and unpretentious guide to theatre i...

12/07/2022

Well...what are you waiting for?

It's the penultimate week of Bouncers on Tour and there are only a total of 5 performances left.

So don't miss out, hurry on over to our website for details on upcoming tour dates and to book those all important tickets, but hurry as they're selling FAST!

Book your tickets - https://www.blackboxtheatrecompany.com/whats-on

11/07/2022

SPECIAL GUEST KLAXON!!!!

This week we're joined by Rob Warren, Chief Dogsbody of the everything theatre website to talk about...well what else? From one star reviews, alcoholic bribes, and £400 for West End C**k, we cover everything about the world of theatre!

Coming to your favourite podcast platforms this Thursday, from 5.30m (UK Time), be sure to subscribe to us so yo can catch the episode as soon as it drops!

07/07/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!!!

This week we're offering our "hot takes" on all the saucy topics that have dominated the news...several months.

Who are we to do things in a timely fashion? 🤣

Listen below or search for us on your favourite podcast platform.

In this weeks episode, Dave poses a pun and Scarlett guesses the "hot" topic he has in mind - however, in keeping with the organisation of this podcast, what were once considered hot topics are now a tad tepid... So join these two as they unpick some of the "recent" money spinning tabloids - in clas...

06/07/2022

RANT INCOMING!!!

Check out this exclusive clip from the latest episode of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar, where we dive into the ever diminishing world of theatre etiquette, including this rant induced tale, featuring a trio of sozzled audience members.

New episodes of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar, every Thursday from 5.30pm (UK Time). To listen to the full episode, search for us on your favourite podcast platform, and be sure to subscribe.

02/07/2022

ICYMI The latest episode of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar is out NOW!

Listen on Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts, as we attempt to teach some well needed manners to audiences across the world of theatre, and beyond!

New episodes of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar Series 4 drop every Thursday from 5.30pm (UK Time). Be sure to subscribe to us so you never miss an episode!

30/06/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!!!

This week we're teaching you some manners as we dive into theatre etiquette... Or lack thereof 😅😩

Listen below, or search for us on your favourite podcast platform!

Despite people chomping at the bit to return to the theatre, it seems they've forgotten their manners and have lost all sensibilities on how to behave properly anymore. Thankfully two alcohol fuelled actors are here to set audiences straight - so switch those phones off people and ferme la bouche be...

30/06/2022

Guess what folks...

IT'S NEW EPISODE DAY!!!

Coming to your favourite podcast platform from 5.30pm (UK Time), be sure to subscribe to us so you can catch the episode when it drops!

A comedy podcast, full of anecdotes, plenty of laughs, and loads of drinking.

24/06/2022

ICYMI we have a shiny new episode available now for your listening pleasure.

If you listen on Spotify, did you know that you can now give your favourite podcasts a star rating? If you enjoy what we do, then why not consider throwing some cheeky stars our way?

Check out our latest episode, featuring special guest Charlie Brooks!

23/06/2022

NEW EPISODE KLAXON!!!!

Featuring special guest Charlie Brooks, star of EastEnders and co-founder of the online Drama School iampro, the latest episode of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar is now available on all good Podcast Platforms.

If you enjoyed the episode, please let us know, or consider giving us a rating/review on your favourite Podcast Platform

https://play.acast.com/s/two-actors-walk-into-a-bar/episode-thirty-three

23/06/2022

Guess what folks...

IT'S NEW EPISODE DAY!!!

21/06/2022

IMAGINE IF!!!

Why not vote for us for the Listeners Choice Award? All you need to do is click the link below and then type Two Actors Walk Into a Bar into the Search Bar at the bottom of the page to cast your vote.

It's a long shot, we may be a small podcast, but stranger things have happened

Vote for your favourite podcast in the Listeners' Choice Award supported by BBC Sounds.

20/06/2022

This week on the show, we are joined by EastEnders star Charlie Brooks, who has co-founded iampro, an exciting new online drama school that offers a range of on-demand short courses, weekly live classes, and celebrity masterclasses.

Check out their website for more information, and be sure to tune in this Thursday for our episode with Charlie Brooks, available on all good Podcast Platforms

iampro is an online drama school offering an alternative, more inclusive route into the performance and production industries.

19/06/2022

SPECIAL GUEST KLAXON!!!

Joining us on the show this week is the wonderful Charlie Brooks.

Charlie talks to us about taking on the iconic & infamous Janine in EastEnders, her journey to being crowned Queen of the Jungle, and her latest venture, co-founding the new online Drama School: iampro!

This is an episode you do not want to miss, so make sure to subscribe to us, wherever you get your podcasts, and check back on Thursday for our fantastic episode with Charlie Brooks!

16/06/2022

WE'RE BACK!

The new series of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar starts now! With new episodes every Thursday from 5.30pm

Check out the latest episode below, or wherever you get your podcasts from!

By popular demand, Two Actors Walk Into a Bar is BACK! The hotly anticipated 4 season of the show kicks off with our two actors back where they belong, behind the mics with drinks-a-plenty. Catch up with Scarlett and David and prepare yourselves for another jam packed and alcohol fuelled season! New...

16/06/2022

TODAY'S THE DAY!!!!

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar returns with new episodes, starting tonight at 5.30pm (UK Time).

So be sure to subscribe to us, wherever your get your podcasts, so you never miss an episode!

A comedy podcast, full of anecdotes, plenty of laughs, and loads of drinking.

15/06/2022

Tomorrow...

A comedy podcast, full of anecdotes, plenty of laughs, and loads of drinking.

14/06/2022

2 days....

A comedy podcast, full of anecdotes, plenty of laughs, and loads of drinking.

09/06/2022

Season 4 coming next week!

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar RETURNS, with new episodes from Thursday 16th June.

02/06/2022

By Royal Decree, the return of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar!!!

Season 4, coming Thursday 16th June!!!