just an indie boy who can’t get the egirl they love
12/12/2023
this page reminds me i should've gone to therapy
26/01/2023
hell just ate s**t and fu**ed my ankle aye
30/03/2021
who tf uses facebook anymore anyways
30/03/2021
I'm not mad I just think it's funny that I'm not famous
11/10/2020
lmao this page still exists question mark
21/08/2020
swear some people think shouting me a beer disregards all previous debts they owe me
01/03/2020
Hey alexa change my adult diaper
01/03/2020
when she gives you cute nicknames like "who are you?" "why are you messaging me?"
29/02/2020
female birth control is free and it's called being a shallow, toxic bitch
29/02/2020
no pak boss i do not want to accept your friend request. you just want to use me for views on your web cam show :((
29/02/2020
girls that change their fb name so its spelled backwards really be going thru some 💩
20/02/2020
it is required by law for blokes to own at least one pair of crocs
20/02/2020
4:58 on a thursday arvo? perfect time to be cracking one open with the boys
20/02/2020
imagine thinking you could beat me at drunk chess
15/02/2020
here's the perfect night out:
-finish work at 5:30
-smoke billies by yourself
-drink a whole bottle of wine
-watch an episode of breaking bad and pass out half way through cause you're plastered beyond recognition
-wake up at 11 to 8 missed calls and 50+ messages from the boys group chat
-meet those cooked units at pres and get gassed for the second time that day
-catch an uber to the bus stop cause it's cheaper than ubering it the whole way
-meet the rest of the town rats in the country room of the shed
-belt out horses by old mate daz
-sweat through your tommy hilfiger shirt cause it's boiling back there
-punch a couple darts cause it's the right thing to do as a "social smoker" on a satdee night
-go back for a cheeky muzz to party in the USA (god bless America)
-head to kfc at 4 am
-eat your zinger box on rosina and watch at least 3 drug deals and a couple bust ups go down
-catch the bus to the interchange and uber it the rest of the way home because you guessed it it's cheaper than ubering the whole way
06/02/2020
laneway? more like LAMEway
31/01/2020
a good ass is infinitely superior to a big ass
29/01/2020
i do not give the slightest fraction of a s**t about hungry jacks oh my f**k
29/01/2020
28/01/2020
sleep paralysis but it’s just the csgo theme on repeat
28/01/2020
go on a date with your ex on feb 14
28/01/2020
i know we’re just friends but i’d share a dart with you if you asked x
28/01/2020
knowing all the words to dance monkey is kinda simp ngl
28/01/2020
u
me
durries, nangs and my own mess on repeat
it’s a date
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