Dad's Crypto Coins

08/05/2021

Yer Dad learned how to make videos..

This is called:

“Revenge of the DOGE”

I’m in USDT and an 8 ball till this bloodbath ends.

And Yer Dad don’t own any of the copyrights. So simmer down.

20/04/2021

Tesla’s shares dropped 3.7% today after 2 people were killed in Texas over the weekend and nobody was behind the wheel.

Tomorrow, all the morons including my c**t ex wife are going to get stoned for 4/20 and celebrate “Doge Day” by pumping it.

Then Elon and all his whale buddies (Pelonton down 10% today as well) are going to SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

Celebrate 4/20 like an adult: with an 8ball and solid investments in VET, XRP or GRT.

-Your Dad

17/04/2021

How many other Dads got rich today?

Here is a breakdown for ya old Boomers.. This Dad has got nothing but love for anyone that made money today off

I’ll never knock the hustle or the grind. Ever.

Just. Be. Careful.

Here’s some history about this Boomer:

All I care about is booze/drugs, ho**ers and crypto. I got so deep that Mom left me this past Xmas and I had to start all over. More on that in a little bit. I’ve had a few pages but they have all gotten shut down this is my latest attempt this year.

THIS DAD IS NOT A FINANCIAL EXPERT. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE: THIS IS TECHNOLOGY ADVICE.

It’s really easy to hate on because it really doesn’t have a purpose and is a “sh*tcoin” based off a meme. It was really cheap to get into (still is in the scheme of things).

But here is the thing about ANY currency: it relies on consumer confidence. The more and more people who believe that cryptos are the future (they are) will buy this coin, knowing that in a few years to a decade it will be accepted pretty much anywhere.

As much I hate and trash it (often), I believe it in 100% along with about 60% of other cryptos. The sole reason I believe in is because it seems as though the people have really chosen this to be their coin (with a little help from Elon, who all Dads should envy with his fake hair and young women) and that’s all it takes.

This is why Dad is concerned:

All weekend long, everyone is going to be buying and will be excited about their new investment. Then on Monday (more likely Wednesday), they will look at their portfolio and see that is has dropped by about 25% - 40%.

Why? Because close to a million people (like Dad) took YOUR money when we decided to take OUR profits on the we have had for months or years.

Then, everyone worried about potentially losing their whole investment will sell for less (Som**hing we never, never do). crashing not only but almost all cryptos.

And if you don’t believe me, Google BitCoin (BTC) 2018 crash.

Heres where I’m at:

On Jan 5th, 2021 I had to start all over with $200 of combined change I found in my house before the retraining order from Mom.

I have turned that into $6700 spending less time a day playing with it than YOU do on Facebook, that I can promise.

This went longer than intended so here are final points for the other Dads or Moms:

1. Research Blockchain, how and why BitCoin and other cryptos were started. It’s fascinating. Amazon has a great documentary about it.

2. Look into XLM, XRP, GRT, etc.and some really cool protocols (coins) that are working on some really cool stuff that’s going to change the world as we know it.

The ENTIRE crypto market is growing, so was bound to as well. The difference in my opinion between let’s say GRT and DOGE would be like Apple and Vtech; they both make phones, but one is a toy.

3. DON’T BUY ANY CRYPTOS on fu***ng ROBINHOOD! Same for PayPal, Cash App, WeBull, etc. Use an exchange with an actual digital wallet (where you store it). Using the above mentioned apps means YOU DON’T actually own the cryptos, and every time you buy or sell it’s going straight into that tax paperwork.

Look into: Coinbase, KuCoin, Crypto . Com or Voyager for the apps you should be doing this on. The fees vary, but they all have special perks and different things.

That’s all my friends. Make money. Get rich. 🚀 🚀 🚀 to the 🌙 💴 💰

- Your Drunk Ass Dad

17/04/2021

That’s was longest 30 days of your Dads life!

Facebook jail is the worst.

Where else can I find drugs, ho**ers and advice on BitCoin in the same place in America?

New content Monday! It’s been a crazy 30 days and your Dad is up!

16/03/2021

Makes your Dad very proud. Still down a few hundred in a week. Full update tomorrow.

10/03/2021

Ugly over here.. Down almost $40 plus 20 coins (another $40)..

Your Dad needs to start developing some Diamond Hands.. Too many trades. Dad needs to follow his own advice and

Bought GRT at $2.12 and got spooked and sold when it dipped to $1.90 like a fu***ng

Dads gonna hit the $1 menu, find a $40 ho**er and climb out of this hole. See ya kids in a day or two.

09/03/2021

Uncle Joe is about to drop that so now your Dad is ready to go on a run again.

It’s gonna be a 3-4 day bender; lots of booze, plenty of m**h and and a whole cartoon of smokes.

Started with GRT at $2.10. Looking for $2.20 and all the dips in between.

Just a reminder: Your Dad started with $80 and new Coinbase Pro Acct on Jan. 6th because Mom drained his old account and left him.

07/03/2021

Your Dad already went through this with your Mom. Lost a lot more though..

Uncle Joe’s stimulus is gonna hit soon, which means your Dad is gonna jump in somewhere and for a bit. Update tomorrow.

03/03/2021

Your Dad ran out of blow so the four day bender ends right now.

This originally started as a $1.06 buy-in for REN. Around 20 trades and a HUGE dip later, this is where we stand. Will sell the XLM later for $.43... Here are your Dad stats:

Starting Portfolio: $751.22
Ending Portfolio: $862.90

Gain: 14.87%

Primary tokens: REN, NU, GRT and XLM

Just a reminder: Your Dad started with $80 and new Coinbase Pro Acct on Jan. 6th because Mom drained his old account and left him.

02/03/2021

Your Dad hasn’t slept in days! Update tomorrow afternoon.

28/02/2021

Dad is about to call it in a few hours.. He needs money.. Rough weekend.

28/02/2021

Your Dad is on a run! Buy this dip!

27/02/2021

Morning children! Your Dad is blowing lines and chasing REN today!! Bought in at $1.06 at 10:30am CST.

Dad is looking for $1.12 on this today but thinks he bought a little too early..

26/02/2021

Your Dad has been on a rollercoaster the last 24 hours!!

Dad bought in at $1.81 yesterday at 3pm, looking for a sell at $2. An hour later, everything took a deep dip and Dad had to make some moves. 23 hours, 14 trades and 3 bottles of vodka later, Dad ended up here. He has a sell in for $750.

Starting Portfolio: $627.75
Ending Portfolio: $735.94 (pre-sell)

Gain: 17.23%

Dad just went between GRT and NU and now he is gonna sleep for a few hours. He will see you this evening.

26/02/2021

Be like HODLOR. Dad took a hit on GRT tonight.. Waiting on some

25/02/2021

Dad’s all in on The Graph (GRT)!! Looking for $2!

Bought at $1.81 at 3pm CST

25/02/2021

The love affair continues!

25/02/2021

Thoughts on this?

https://investorplace.com/2021/02/cardano-is-set-to-outpace-even-the-fastest-moving-crypto-coins/

Even after an eye-popping price run-up, Cardano should maintain its bullish momentum and approach the $2 level this year.

25/02/2021

Dad likes this alot.

https://www.coindesk.com/microstrategy-buys-billion-dollars-bitcoin

MicroStrategy announced the purchase of another $1.026 billion in bitcoin Wednesday, bringing its total holdings to 90,531 BTC.

25/02/2021

Even though Mom is currently separated from Dad over his never-ending Crypto obsession, she is still part of the 15%

https://markets.businessinsider.com/currencies/news/bitcoin-ethereum-cryptocurrency-traders-overwhelmingly-male-etoro-study-show-2021-2-1030049339

Only 15% of bitcoin traders and 12% of ethereum traders are women, according to a study from eToro.