KoJack Horsemann

15/02/2021

I can only find one video for the title reference... it is a sad day. :V

Once again, I wonder if anyone but me will recognize the reference. :V----DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :VCeles...

14/02/2021

Another Pokémon LP begins!

A certain Area51Escapee will probably smack me with a mackerel for the video title but I don't care.So yeah, I promised this was coming up on Xaffire's Disco...

28/11/2020

No seriously. How?

Okay but seriously, how did she get to the bottom floor when she's Level 1???----DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. ...

25/11/2020

Shorter segment today but them's the breaks.

I retitled this video way too much before realizing it was either a mediocre title or no title at all. :V See for yourself. ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. I...

22/11/2020

Aw s**t, here we go again...

Credit to ryoru97 on Twitter for the Madeline and Celeste artworks in the intro.

It should be pretty obvious what's going on with Mia now, but as for item scrounging, even I don't know what I'm doing. :V ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If...

20/11/2020

See you in //OUTBREAK!

Funny that it's BlackRose taking one for the team this time. Ah well, see you all in //OUTBREAK! ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, ...

19/11/2020

SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN (WE WON'T DIE)

This is probably the greatest pun I've made in my entire history of LPing. :P ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan...

18/11/2020

Holy hell this segment got me by the funny bone.

I just about broke into hysterical laughter when that NPC's dialogue peaked. ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan....

17/11/2020

I love this part so much.

Seriously, that camera pull-back had me in STITCHES. Also wow, I need to stop taking directions from Tsubame. :V ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a s...

15/11/2020

Piros is a dumb.

I TOLD YOU BRO. I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE ORANGE.IT KEEPS HAPPENING.----DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V----Facebook...

15/11/2020

Whoops, forgot to post this from two days ago. That's fine, I'll post the next one tomorrow.

Enjoy. =P

None at all. But even less tolerance for the Grunty Races. Ah well, they're a necessary evil. Music: Route 4 (Summer) - Pokémon Black & White ---- DISCLAIMER...

07/11/2020

First of two segments today, next to come later tonight.

More Breaking Benjamin references for all.Seriously, Innis, bring your A-Game next time.----DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be o...

03/11/2020

No other title does this video justice.

And I overleveled for this, too! I can already tell this guy's quests later on are going to be a laugh riot. :P ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a se...

02/11/2020

"Grass"... yeah right. :V

lol the title tells it like it is. ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ---- Facebook - https://www.facebook.c...

01/11/2020

Trick or treat!

My talent for lame titles remains unparalleled! :P ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ---- Facebook - https:...

31/10/2020

Not the best start to this whole thing, but it'll pick up again soon enough.

Balmung really wants to know, so I'd suggest telling him right now. ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Excep...

27/10/2020

See you in the next volume!

You had 2 ARMOR. I'm sorry but that's bulls**t. *realizes only two people are going to get that reference* Join me next time for some .hack//MUTATION fun! --...

26/10/2020

The second of the two versions. Not actually that bad.

The underleveled run; no commentary. All characters are at Level 27. ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ----...

25/10/2020

The first of two versions of the boss fight.

This is the overleveled run. Check back for the underleveled run. ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ---- Fa...

23/10/2020

One step closer... to the final boss.

Breaking Benjamin reference... because making references are about all I'm good at. :V ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would b...

21/10/2020

No comment.

Okay, I used a s**tty meme. Deal with it. Deal with that one too. :V ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ----...

20/10/2020

GOBLINS AT THE GATE!!!

Yeah, yeah, I know. He's Gold, not Green. But I had to make the dumb Spider-Man joke. :P ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would...

18/10/2020

Orange Piros Part 1. :V

It's not getting funnier than this. ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ---- Facebook - https://www.facebook....

17/10/2020

Gotta love Natsume.

Give him yourself? I think you're both a little young for that... ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ---- Fa...

15/10/2020

The title for this video is extremely appropriate.

If I had known this was coming, I would've stocked up on Restoratives. But I didn't. Thus, frustration ensues. Not that the Data Bug at the end was any bette...

14/10/2020

AAAAAARGH Piros why are you so annoying???

Hiroshi Matsuyama, why is your caricature so awful??? ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ---- Facebook - htt...

12/10/2020

THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Dungeon crawling, that is. :V ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ---- Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ko...

08/10/2020

Sometimes I just slay myself with these dumb titles. :V

People who've played G.U. Vol 3 will get the joke in the title. :V ---- DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V ---- F...

06/10/2020

It begins again!

Just because I'm starting a more serious series doesn't mean I'll desist with the lame titles. :V Anyway yeah, this sure was a long time coming, wasn't it? B...

11/06/2020

07/06/2020

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