Euromun 2017 JCC Live

30/04/2017

That's it Lads, everyone has been nuked. The world is destroyed. Its over. Thank you for your time.

30/04/2017

Crisis be like...

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: BREAKING NEWS! Seems the fight is not over yet, hold off writing your victory speeches...
Paris, London, and Copenhagen have all been destroyed by nuclear missiles!

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: France has now started sponsoring nationwide or**es as means to boost its population! Have fun guys...

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: BREAKING NEWS! In what is probably our last post as living beings, the Press would like to announce the following nuclear attacks carried out by the French Republic:
- Jerusalem hit by one warhead
- Barcelona hit by one warhead
- Madrid hit by five warheads
- Athens hit by five warheads
- Tripoli hit by five warheads
- Rome hit by five warheads
- Marrakesh hit by five warheads
- Algier hit by five warheads
- Isle of Santorini hit by five warheads
We pray for those who are lost in this devastation.

30/04/2017

Turkey and Greece at it again

30/04/2017

Instead of a World War, a meme war is erupting between the cabinets!

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: BREAKING NEWS! The dormant Mt. Vesuvius has erupted and is causing devastation to the surrounding area. The Italian Government is evacuating the population, but there are already reported casualties.

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: Germany has initiated the world-slowest Blitzkrieg! After a two-month wait, military forces (finally) crossed the border into northern Italy, starting the invasion. I bet Poland wished this had happened when they got the end of the stick...

30/04/2017

Apparently, the UK had some trouble in France with its navy

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: BREAKING NEWS! Lisbon, the proud capital of Portugal, has been destroyed in a horrific nuclear attack! The initiator of this attack is still unknown...

30/04/2017

It looks like the Northern Alliance has embraced their sense of humour, also sending it some choice memes!
Thermo-nukes tend to have a specific effect...

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: Reports can confirm that government officials of the United Kingdom have been stealing data from a Dutch research facility.

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: BREAKING NEWS! Istanbul has been obliterated by an unexpected earthquake! The scientific community were taken completely off guard by this freak tragedy, as they have not detected any seismic activity close to the region, and find this suspicious...

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: Tunisia has reinstated it's former status as the Carthaginian Empire.

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: The French armed forces have bombed the city of Toulouse to remove the Spanish and Algerian troops currently occupying the city. There was no sign of the presence of United Kingdom forces during the attack...

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: BREAKING NEWS! The armed forces of the United Kingdom have bombed an air craft carrier heading to Bordeaux.

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: An investigation into drug use has shown the number of people addicted in France, Denmark and Sweden has skyrocketed past all previous number. Many researchers believe that this is due to recreational drugs becoming more addictive than ever before...

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: Due to "technical difficulties" French advancement has ground to a halt. It is uncertain when they will be up and running again.

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: In an unexpected move, the Viking Kingdom of Denmark has now started subsidise toys. Context of these actions is unknown to the Press.

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: The United Kingdom and France, in their newly formed alliance, are victorious in the battle over Bordeaux! The city has been retaken and now under control of the Northern Alliance. They now have the momentum and are looking to wipe the CoM off the face of the earth!

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: The Viking Kingdom of Denmark has invaded The Netherlands, who had no choice but to surrender to Danish rule. However, groups of Dutch Nationalists refuse to submit, and have vandalised the d***s on the coast. But the Dutch should not panic, the damage has caused flooding but it is under control and not a threat.

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: The combined forces of the United Kingdom and France are attempting to take back control of the beautiful city of Bordeaux. The city is currently occupied by Spain, Algeria and Italy.

30/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: Nov 10th 2039 - Austria has babies!!! In a shocking news report, the press can confirm that infants have been born in Austria! Meanwhile, the Egyptian slaves that were used to test the vaccination are in the late stages of pregnancy. Humanity may survive after all and long live the human race!!!

29/04/2017

Never dull moment in the JCC, probably the most violent peace summit ever!

As war rages across Europe, humanity was in desperate need of a calm in the storm. And there was no…

29/04/2017

During Crisis breaks

29/04/2017

When you break the Crisis back room and resort to building pyramids

29/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: Austrian territory has fallen under German rule, and is once again, part of the Northern Alliance. The former Austrian Head of State has been seeking refuge in the Vatican City. He, together with other government officials, have formed an exile government and are attempting to take back control.

29/04/2017

Dear delegates, the Press Team has decided to give you a couple of challenges. If you dare to do them, post a picture in Facebook with the hashtag and the glory will be all yours!
So the press team dares you to:
1. Replace the hammer of the chairs with a banana
2. Give a speech in the accent of your assigned country
3. Leave dramatic love notes to your allies
4. Propose a motion for a minute of silence for your dignity that died during the socials
5. Set up a couples counselling for your committee, tell disagreeing countries they should stay together for the kids.

29/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: 5 nuclear ICBMs have been detonated in Iceland! Military bases of Tunisia and Morocco have been decimated. The missiles were seen to have been launched from a submarine, however, the Press cannot confirm the nationality of this submarine...

29/04/2017

Memes, memes and more memes from the JCC

29/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: The Peace Summit which had filled many around the world with hope that this dispute could end peacefully has descended into chaos. After members of Council of the Mediterranean stated their demands, namely return of Ireland to CoM control, as well as control over all occupied French territories and semi-sovereignty of Corsica, members of the Northern Alliance blatantly refused to consider any of these points. Instead, Denmark very sweetly informed the CoM negotiators that the Northern Alliance had rounded up all southern citizens residing in their territories and had transported them to a large concentration camp. The NA then further threatened to execute all of these people should the CoM coalition continue its advance in France. At this point, the Peace Summit broke down completely, with both sides leaving the negotiation table in a frenzy of anger. Things are really about to kick off...

29/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: Reports have come in that the Belgian Government is helping French refugees escaping war on a grand scale. Reports show that the Belgians are supplying refugees with food and medicine and providing shelter.

29/04/2017

PRESS RELEASE: The Austrian Chancellor has been assassinated in suspicious circumstances. As of yet, the cause of the Chancellor's death is uncertain and shrouded in mystery.

29/04/2017

Seems the delegates have lost sight of their most important goal, hopefully memes will bring them back on track...