Kellenberg Chronicles

04/06/2020

https://youtu.be/XVHwXxZYDn0 new video is up!

Racism is alive and well at Kellenberg Memorial. Here are some student testimonies to their experiences as well as social media evidence of a racist culture....

04/06/2020

New video is up and out! Link in bio

01/06/2020

26/05/2020

An update and a funny for ya

14/05/2020

We’ve got two new interviews in the works this weekend
still working out legality issues in the video about your submitted stories but all is being worked on :)
Stay in stay safe and stay gay! Heterosexuality is a myth ™️

01/05/2020

Robs one of my fav la comedian pals he’s hilarious give him a follow!

~update~ don’t worry folks we’re still here. Working on the homophobia video but running into some legal loopholes about the gay conversion therapy assembly. I can’t afford a lawsuit so have to be pretty careful here.
Working on the next interview of alumni, thinking about maybe doing it live on twitch this time? Would you be interested in that, this way we could answer questions live from you too!
Hope you’re safe and inside and most importantly I hope you’re gay and happy ❤️! It’s the best way to be!

20/04/2020

It’s snowing in the northeast! Or at least it seems like it 🧐🧐 what with all these triggered snowflakes around
“Ruin people’s lives” idk about that! These people still have immense power.
It’s 4/20 guys! Don’t be so TRIGGERED calm down relax it’s all good here :)

20/04/2020

And a funny to round off the night
Sleep well little firebirds *triggered ones included!*

19/04/2020

First podcast episode is up! https://youtu.be/TMGo-hknhm8
Curious about cults and zoos? Give it a listen!

Welcome to the Kellenberg chronicles! This is the first podcast episode where I interviewed fellow 2015 alumni Kim and Natalie. They share their experiences ...

19/04/2020

New podcast/ video is officially up! Link in the description
Live long live true firebird friends 😘

19/04/2020

It’s taking a goddamn long time to process but it’s on the way folks

19/04/2020

First podcast episode will be up later today! Exciting stuff! Here’s some genius I thought I’d share with you from a fellow comic friend of mine. Forget everything you learned about sexuality and virginity and shame. Love yourselves and love everyone around you bois and girls!

18/04/2020

Listen to Fiona Apple and standup to escape your covid woes !
If I haven’t answered you yet don’t worry I’m going to- lots of messages lots of stories don’t worry I hear ya
Stay in and stay safe!

15/04/2020

Podcast will be out tomorrow instead! It was quite the long talk we had lots of crazy stuff in here folks. Stay inside stay safe etc

13/04/2020

Using my student debt induced journalism degree to prove my highschool is fu***ng crazy! New YouTube video out now to expose their asses on the multiple injustices they’ve committed. Link in bio check it out!

13/04/2020

My favorite comments on the video so far are the white boys saying they’ve never seen sexual assault at the school. Sources are cited my guys. Just because you haven’t been assaulted doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. Just because you don’t see racism doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. It’s hard to see from a different POV than your own. And being white gives us the privilege of not seeing what’s there sometimes- anyway open your eyes fellas! Read those NYT articles, read the statements from victims, try to Idk EMPATHIZE just an idea!

13/04/2020

Happy Easter! Here’s why kellenberg is the worst school possibly ever https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb50eA98Y0U&feature=youtu.be

13/04/2020

Iink in bio full video finally up! https://youtu.be/Kb50eA98Y0U

12/04/2020

Just waiting on it to finish exporting and rendering! Happy Easter Jesus has risen and I’m buzzed

12/04/2020

Pete over here going on a comment spree begging for my attention. It’s Easter Peter! Go hug your family - video will be posted around 6 or 7 editing in process read the last article to find out about the ra**st kellenberg employed and the multiple sexual assaults they swept under the rug. That’s not cool don’t you think Pete?

09/04/2020

Someone reported the link so it’s not working but if you search our name on Facebook or on medium it’ll show up

08/04/2020

New written piece is up! Hope you’re all staying safe- video in progress but I’m writing to gather all evidence and points first. Read link in bio about how Kellenberg hates women and has employed a ra**st

08/04/2020

Video series to come but for now get your brains working and your minds https://link.medium.com/Gzliq3JPw5
Read about how Kellenberg hates women

27/03/2020

Kellenberg loves to pretend to be a family, yet ignores those that have suffered from mental illness. A true family prays for the lives lost and for the lives grieving. Every alumni post disgusts me.

15/03/2020

Guys please be careful. This is a real pandemic. I’m not sure how kellenberg is responding to it but someone just told me they still held an XLT event. Literally so dumb. You should be trying to isolate yourselves if not for your health than for the sake of others. Be safe, wash your hands. don’t take this lightly

12/03/2020

Rest In Peace to Stephan. A nice kid and beautiful soul. The school should have reported his death and had a prayer service. He was a student and involved and deserves respect.

12/03/2020

Not great to gather in large masses and definitely not great to give peace to strangers and drink out of the same cup!! Wash your hands friends please for the love of god

08/03/2020

Videos and double podcast episode out later this week from yours truly

07/03/2020

Got any questions? Ask!

07/03/2020

We’re live on twitch come find us if you wanna ask questions!

07/03/2020

I’m an artist
Interviewing a fellow firebird tonight might do it live on twitch if you’re bored and want to join us in a bit!

05/03/2020

A tragic tale in two parts 💔

05/03/2020

This is a good point! I hope you all enjoy college, stop stressing so much about getting into a “good one”. Make the most of wherever you go, or don’t go! College is really really expensive and not for everyone. Trade schools are options too, joining the workforce right out of highschool is NOTHING to be ashamed about! Some of the smartest people I know didn’t finish college (just like Kellenberg teachers!)

03/03/2020

Not gone guys just forgotten
This whole podcast thing is really catching on!

27/02/2020

Going live in a half hour to discuss differences between kberg and a different catholic school. Feel free to ask questions or crack jokes

27/02/2020

Going live in a half hour with my dear friend to discuss the differences between kberg and a different catholic highschool. Parts of this will be used in a future video but this is just us having a chat soon so feel free to ask questions- trash talk ENCOURAGED only towards me though, be nice to everyone else ok ?!

24/02/2020

My comments keep getting deleted
:( whatever happened to the first amend emend?!
Freedom of the press! That’s what this project is all about, telling the true experiences and stories of the crazy school that is kellenberg

24/02/2020

https://medium.com/the-kellenberg-chronicles/who-the-hell-are-you-bec4615a03f6

An important update for ya, thirst trap included.

24/02/2020

https://medium.com/the-kellenberg-chronicles/who-the-hell-are-you-bec4615a03f6 Important update!

An Important Update

24/02/2020

An important update!
https://medium.com/the-kellenberg-chronicles/who-the-hell-are-you-bec4615a03f6

An Important Update