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06/05/2024

27/04/2024

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21/04/2024

WARNING
This book is absolutely irrational and parodic. It is not a normal novel.

If you are a fan of Carlton Mellick III, Charles V, and Camillo VI, you will absolutely enjoy this story.

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"A strange story, full of parentheses, bifurcations and leaps into the void" Cajo Leg. ★★★★★

"Baltazar Boeuf puts a gun in your mouth, then leaves, and doesn't come back." R. Indie. ★★★★

"The Half Room is the reverse of the world seen with the lucid lens with which nightmares are admired. Disturbing, eclectic, arrhythmic. (...) Between epiphany and hallucination, The Half Room is a journey adrift, a shipwreck". Lextralia. ★★★★★

"Post-apocalyptic dystopia or pre-apocalyptic utopia, this is one of the most incomprehensible novels of all time." PostData ★★★

"It is better to read The Half Room as stand-alone, loose, lost chapters, though it's best not to read it at all." The bookseller on the corner. ★★★

"Boeuf is what he is. You can't ask more of him, nor can you ask less." Daniel Bi ★★★★★

"Like other Boeuf books, The Half Room is nonsense, bizarre, psychedelic, B-movie style pulp fiction." Pereira Auto Repair ★★★★

21/04/2024

After years of being a guinea pig for a mysterious pharmaceutical company, Wilson Brown wakes up with three women's breasts on his body.

In search of a cure, he travels from Los Angeles to a lost city in the middle of the desert.

There he will encounter planes that cannot fly, an illegal shipment of baseballs, the new Russian mafia, a huge book with cryptic messages, a violinist turned radio prophet and a young criminal who travels in a Mustang at 500 miles per hour.

The Half Room is a crazy, dizzying and surreal novel. A journey full of doors that open to absurdity and nonsense.

WARNING
This book is absolutely irrational and parodic. It is not a normal novel.

If you are a fan of Carlton Mellick III, Charles V, and Camillo VI, you will absolutely enjoy this story.

- - - - - - - -

"A strange story, full of parentheses, bifurcations and leaps into the void" Cajo Leg. ★★★★★

"Baltazar Boeuf puts a gun in your mouth, then leaves, and doesn't come back." R. Indie. ★★★★

"The Half Room is the reverse of the world seen with the lucid lens with which nightmares are admired. Disturbing, eclectic, arrhythmic. (...) Between epiphany and hallucination, The Half Room is a journey adrift, a shipwreck". Lextralia. ★★★★★

"Post-apocalyptic dystopia or pre-apocalyptic utopia, this is one of the most incomprehensible novels of all time." PostData ★★★

"It is better to read The Half Room as stand-alone, loose, lost chapters, though it's best not to read it at all." The bookseller on the corner. ★★★

"Boeuf is what he is. You can't ask more of him, nor can you ask less." Daniel Bi ★★★★★

"Like other Boeuf books, The Half Room is nonsense, bizarre, psychedelic, B-movie style pulp fiction." Pereira Auto Repair ★★★★

Start reading here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09FXDQZDS

Available in paperback and Kindle.

21/04/2024

The Half Room: A bizarre fiction trip

21/04/2024

Disaster Books: Readings for the end of the world

17/03/2024

week-end reading / world-end reading

17/03/2024

Disturbing Shocking Weird Short-Stories

19/02/2024

Casual outfit these days

14/02/2024

This Valentine´s Day give love and romance.

The Kitchen Guy, a Reliable Tailor, and the Wicked, Lying and Treacherous Rival Sister: A weird parody romance novel by Baltazar Boeuf

14/02/2024

The Kitchen Guy, a Reliable Tailor, and the Wicked, Lying and Treacherous Rival Sister: A weird parody romance novel

A VERY, VERY, VERY WEIRD LOVE STORY

Jennifer Watts is a candid, hard-working girl exploited by Britney, her cynical, devilish sister. Jennifer's destiny changes when she meets billionaire (not millionaire) Richard Wealthy, who is kind of stupid but has rock-hard abs.

Just as Jennifer's circumstances begin to improve, her sinister sister screws up and ruins her life, until a stroke of fate, hidden in waffles and the contemporary art market, puts Jeniffer back in control of her life.

But there will still be one last challenge to face.

If you are a fan of Carlton Mellick III, Charles V, and Camillo VI, you will absolutely enjoy this story.

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Editor's note: a tailor and a boy who works in the kitchen (hence the title) also play a key role in the story.
End of editor's note.
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WARNING

Please understand that this book is a parody full of moronic stereotypes. If you were expecting a normal romance novel or a light comedy please don’t buy this book to save yourself from further disgust.

11/01/2024

Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death

09/01/2024

The Plastic Priest

09/01/2024

After years of being a guinea pig for a mysterious pharmaceutical company, Wilson Brown wakes up with three women's breasts on his body.
In search of a cure, he travels from Los Angeles to a lost city in the middle of the desert.
There he will encounter planes that cannot fly, an illegal shipment of baseballs, the new Russian mafia, a huge book with cryptic messages, a violinist turned radio prophet and a young criminal who travels in a Mustang at 500 miles per hour.
The Half Room is a crazy, dizzying and surreal novel. A journey full of doors that open to absurdity and nonsense.

Start reading here:

The Half Room

29/12/2023

DIARIO DE BORRACHERAS: Cuaderno de notas para bebedores ocurrentes (Spanish Edition)

29/12/2023

After years of being a guinea pig for a mysterious pharmaceutical company, Wilson Brown wakes up with three women's breasts on his body.

In search of a cure, he travels from Los Angeles to a lost city in the middle of the desert.

There he will encounter planes that cannot fly, an illegal shipment of baseballs, the new Russian mafia, a huge book with cryptic messages, a violinist turned radio prophet and a young criminal who travels in a Mustang at 500 miles per hour.

The Half Room is a crazy, dizzying and surreal novel. A journey full of doors that open to absurdity and nonsense.

Start reading here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09FXDQZDS

26/12/2023

DRUNK JOURNAL

🍻 Ever lost a brilliant idea during a binge? 😅

What happens to those genius thoughts only heavy drinkers can conjure? 🤔 Writers like Lucia Berlin, Truman Capote, Charles Bukowski, and more surely had a notebook like this!

In this drunkenness notebook, discover pages to note when, where, and with whom you were while drunk, spaces for your fabulous ideas, quotes from famous drinkers, and even doodle pages for when writing is a challenge. 📝🍹

🥳 Diary for recording all your drunken escapades and genius ideas.
📚 Over 120 pages crafted especially for your liver's well-being.
📏 Pocket-sized: 8 x 5 inches (12.7 x 20 cm).
🍺 The perfect companion for your beers, chelas, polas, cheves, cold drinks... or even just coffee!
☕ If coffee's your go-to, this works for you too.
🎁 The ideal gift for yourself or your fellow merry-makers.

Not your average notebook – no plain lined or white pages here. 🚫

Order now and cheers to documenting your spirited adventures! 📖🥂

GET IT NOW. Cheers!

ORDER HERE: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095L5BC2J

22/06/2023

Nine Stray Shots

Short Stories
Weird Fiction

22/06/2023

Topping the latest reviews for World Literature Short Stories is Nine Stray Shots from Jesus Miguel Soto. A collection of literary nuggets...

09/06/2023