I Can't Believe I Watched the Whole Thing

01/09/2021

rip Gwen Stacey. she had agency for three whole minutes.

...but why is Paul Giamatti here? Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod (Elora says in the outro that we're also on instagram, but we're not) Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

18/08/2021

Episode 27 leaves us wondering - what the actual f*ck was happening in 2012???? 😬

whew boy 2012 was a D I F F E R E N T time. Also this episode art was straight up stolen from Google. Memes are surely in the public domain, right? whatever, we never figured out how to get sponsored segments working on anchor anyway, so this podcast is purely a labor of love... Find us on facebook....

26/07/2021

it's been two months but WE'RE BACK BABY!!!! :D :D :D
enjoy us talking about Spiderman 3.
I'm going to go request the amazing spiderman from the library before we take another accidental break 😬

Hey so we lost our anchor password. And had an unexpected houseguest. And were still settling into our new place. And anyway we accidentally took a two month break. oops. We recorded this in May and honestly I have no idea what we said. Lets all be surprised together!! Find us on facebook at faceboo...

15/05/2021

This movie is as bad as this horrible spiderman photo Shelby found (sorry, Elora didn't make the dog photo as discussed. maybe next time)

https://anchor.fm/shelby-walden/episodes/Spiderman-2-2004-e10v17k

This movie is bad. Like Alfred Molina is great but This movie is bad. I blame Sam Raimi. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

05/05/2021

WE'RE BACK!!

We're back with your friendly neighborhood Tobey Maguire! Elora and Shelby start their Spiderman series with the original trilogy from the early 2000's. Spoiler alert: Uncle Ben dies. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John...

24/04/2021

guys check it out! we did a thing!

Hey guys! We'll be back with a Spiderman episode as soon as you can say "friendly neighborhood Spiderman!" In the meantime we wanted to introduce you to a project that we both loved being a part of, "Afternoon Tea Detective Hour" It was so much fun and we're both thrilled with how it turned out! Enj...

24/04/2021

GUYS we found our microphone! Stay tuned....

17/03/2021

Some bonus carols and an announcement of our short hiatus. enjoy!

Hey guys! We're taking a few weeks off as we move to our new place (yay!). In the meantime, here are the dinosaur Christmas carols we made in December, hope they bring you joy! Blantyre was, as usual, our unexpected guest star. See you in a few weeks for Spiderman!

15/03/2021

this was done last week and Elora forgot to post it so Shelby is throwing her under the bus. *friendship*

HE'S BACK!!!! Elora forgot to upload this episode last Monday. Shelby could have kept that bit of info to herself but she chose to follow the path of Eli Mills and throw her partner under the bus (at least no pillows were involved...) Join us for the final week of Dinosaur month (and a half)! Find u...

05/03/2021

Episode 21 finally published!

This movie was bad. Like, worse than I remembered. It may make the bottom of the ranking this round.

Have...fun?

This movie was, to quote Shelby 4000 times in this episode, "a lot." Also we're late and we're sorry. Also also why does this movie feature no Jeff Goldblum?? Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_So...

24/02/2021

Jurassic Park 3: needs more Jeff

Dinosaur month continues with Jurassic Park III which, as it turns out, does not have a subtitle. Alan Grant relives his trauma, Ellie Statler is off living her best life, and Jeff Goldblum is not seen but his presence is certainly felt. It's a time. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewho...

16/02/2021

16/02/2021

Paint me like one of your French Jeffs...

Dinosaur month continues with Jurassic Park II: The Lost World! Join us as we cover Simone Biles (yes), brownface (no), child endangerment in this franchise (gratuitous), and Shelby's deep and abiding fear of birds (unapologetic). Also there's a whole lot of Jeff Goldblum. Huzzah! Find us on faceboo...

09/02/2021

guys it's Dinosaur month and I'm pumped!!! :D :D :D

IT'S DINOSAUR MONTH!!!! Join us for our first installment of the Jurassic Park franchise! Monch monch! Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

02/02/2021

We finished up our Lego series last night, check it out!

This is Elora's favorite movie. Join us as we watch the best Batman movie that has yet been put to film. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

26/01/2021

new episode dropped last night! enjoy!

Jackie Chan. Cats. Cultural Appropriation. Sharks for arms. There's a lot to talk about in this week's entry to the Lego theatrical franchise- The Lego Ninjago Movie. Find us on facebook at facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty...

25/01/2021

we did a photo shoot with our chonky meowthra in preparation for today's episode, please enjoy

20/01/2021

new episode is up! Also please appreciate my beautiful cover art, I work hard on it

We're back with the Lego Movie 2 and honestly, it's delightful. Hear our thoughts on Jeff the unchanging cat and Surfer/Chainsaw/Purgatory Dave, as well as Shelby's dream involving Jason Todd (please stop killing him, comic creators). Find us on facebook at.facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music...

14/01/2021

If you're interested in the Morgan Freeman video mentioned in this episode, it's here:

The LEGO Movie (2014) In Cinemas April 3Follow Roadshow Films online: Weekly competitions and trending film buzz: http://twitter.com/roadshowfilmsFilm news a...

13/01/2021

Join us as we begin our brick adventures with the Lego Movie!!

We start our brick adventures with the Lego Movie!! Huzzah for something we know we like! Find us on facebook at.facebook.com/watchedthewholethingpod Music can be found here: freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

04/01/2021

so we accidentally took a week off for Christmas. You would too if you had to watch Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July and A Miser Brother's Christmas back to back. :P

This episode is as long as Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, and we're sorry. We finished off the RBCU with the aforementioned behemoth, A Miser Brother's Christmas, and Rudolph's Shiny New Year. Blantyre had many thoughts. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartm...

23/12/2020

Are Hermie and Yukon the og gay icons? Pretty sure the answer is yes.

New episode went out last night!

This week, in our exploration of the Rankin-Bass Cinematic Universe, we watched Rudolph and The Year Without a Santa Claus- both of our favorites. Join us for some wholesome holiday cheer, deep dives into Christmas song history, and the usual nonsense. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchi...

15/12/2020

New episode went out last night! Learn about Santa's two moms and the shocking (!) truth about Fred Astaire's birth year (hint: it's not recent).

Find us wherever you find your podcasts!

We dive in to the RBCU Multiverse to discover two divergent origin stories for Santa himself. This week, we watched Santa Claus is Coming to Town and The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus from Rankin-Bass' animagic archives. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/...

08/12/2020

Shelby keeps making cursed memes for episode art and she can't seem to stop 😬

Go figure.

Check out episode 10!!

...except Jack Frost. Our Rankin and Bass animagic marathon continues with The First Christmas: The Story of the First Christmas Snow, The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold, Pinocchio's Christmas, and Jack Frost. It was very long. They were pretty fun, and some were even fun on purpose!! Music can be foun...

30/11/2020

Is Tillie the cherub terrifying? Is Nestor an RBCU (Rankin and Bass Cinematic Universe) princess? Weigh in as you listen to us cover The Little Drummer Boy, The Little Drummer Boy Book II, and Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey.

IT'S CHRISTMASTIME!!! :D :D :D Elora and Shelby kick off the holiday season with The Little Drummer Boy, The Little Drummer Boy Book II, and Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey. Our Rankin and Bass movie marathon has begun and not even the Grinch could stop it! Music can be found here: https://fr...

27/11/2020

We finally finished our Halloweentown marathon.

It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
Enjoy wherever you find your podcasts ;)

We're finishing our Halloweentown marathon with Return to Halloweentown (2006)! ...on Thanksgiving. Next week, Christmas!! Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

17/11/2020

We're super late and we're sorry.

Are we a week late posting this? Yes. Are we sorry? Also yes. Can we promise to never do it again? ...enjoy the show. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

04/11/2020

Let's be honest, we all need a distraction tonight. Here's a new episode. You're welcome.

https://anchor.fm/shelby-walden/episodes/Halloweentown-II-Kalabars-Revenge-em04qh

The Halloweentown fun continues with Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! Get ready for early 2000's CGI and frog people. Also time travel because, magic. It was fun. Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

31/10/2020

Here we are, just in time for Halloween! Enjoy our thoughts on Halloweentown :D

(and yes, don't worry, Blantyre got a treat for posing with Benny)

Shelby and Elora begin their second marathon- the Halloweentown movies! Disney does Halloween, and we're here to comment on it. Only 23 years late... Music can be found here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/crazy-balloons

29/10/2020

Here's a bonus episode where we talk about our trip to Halloweentown! Our first Halloweentown episode will be out later this week :)

As we prepare for our journey through the Halloweentown movies, we decided to take an actual journey... to Halloweentown.