Video Cult

09/05/2024

This week we are heading over to the United Provinces of America!

Nathan, Josh, and Gabby break down Death Race 2000 (1975) where there is a very long discussion about au******ic asphyxiation, Gabby's continuing misquoting of "The Dark Night Rises", gimp masks, and the Italian Stallion's Bugsy Mallone caricature.

Rock n' Roll,

Au******ic asphyxiation buddy.

09/05/2024

Helloooo Cultists!

After a bated breath, we have a special one for you!

It's 1986's Neon Maniacs! You got scrappy 30-year-old kids, culturally appropriated mutants, and a battle of the bands?

So tune in ya maniacs,

Love,

The young politicians of America pi**ed their poster got covered up.

03/04/2024

Wah-whooooooooo!

It's a us! The Video Cult! We know that it's been a while. Due to an unplanned hiatus, the gang had to take a few weeks off.

Don't worry! we got a fungus-filled treat for our cultists for being so patient.
It's Super Mario Bros. (1993).

So sit back, and enjoy the gritty reboot of everyone's favourite Italian plumber and tune into the Video Cult!

Love,

New York's Plumber dispatch operator.

03/04/2024

Well cultists, it's time to tune into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Comming Out of Their Shells Tour (1990).

Josh, Nathan, and Gabby dive deep into the famous lives of those turtles. We get to see blood-thirsty kids, AMEX partnerships, and backup dancers that may, or may not, be adult film extras.

So join us why won't you?

MTV exec losing his job after pitching a TMNT reunion tour.

21/02/2024

The Sleeper Awakens!

This week's Video Cult is David Lynch's DUNE (1984). WOW, it is a wild (Sandworm) ride with intergalactic psyops, Kyle MacLachlan's floppy Muad'Dib hair, and Nathan and Gabby word vomit Dune lore.

So grab your sandworm hooks and catch that worm!

Love,

Harkonnen scientist tasked with creating a convoluted cat/rat antidote machine.

09/02/2024

Greeting Cultists!

We've got a treat for you! We got murderous dominatrixes, Slow-motion mixed martial arts moves, and a groovy recording studio that would make any audio nerd blush.

So stay tuned for THREE THE HARDWAY (1971),

Love,

Motown group wondering where their jacked music producer is.

25/01/2024

Greeting Cultists!

This week Josh, Nathan, and Gabby dive into Ken Russell's Lair of the White Worm (1988).

We explore Sexy Snake Ladies, Chromo-Key Hell, and h***y chamber maids that may need a visit from HR.

If that piques your interest cultists then check out this week's episode!

Ever Yours,

Scout Leader that's missing a boy scout.

12/01/2024

Hey you Jock Asses!

Are you folks ready for a rumble?! Well, we have a treat for you BROTHER. This week's episode No Holds Barred (1989) features oiled-up sweat hogs! technical difficulties! Gabby's slow descent into Covid 19! And various men grunting like animals!

So strap in brothers!

World Television Network's underutilized writer.

15/12/2023

Merry X-Mas Cultists!

Whoooooooo boy do we have a doozy of an episode for you folks!
We got one singular elf, a weird magic society conducted by a group of Germans who were really into book burnings if you catch my drift, and we got a mall Santa that smokes like his life depends on it!

So make sure to check out Elves (1989)

Love,

The Golem's employee who is wondering if management will ever clean up the crime scene in the breakroom.

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29/11/2023

Special message from Video Cult 😔🙀🛴

17/11/2023

We have the pooooowwwwweeeerrr!

Hear us now Cultists! As we travel through different dimensions with the extremely muscular, and oddly European, He-Man. This week’s movie is “Masters of the Universe” (1987) and oh boy you folks are in for an epic treat.

Make sure to grab your Japanese synthesizers and join us in saving Castle Greyskull,

Love,

Robby’s Ribs ‘N’ Chicken regional manager.

31/10/2023

Ooooohhhhh very scary, cultists!

Today we have a very special Halloween episode! Elvira Mistriss of the Dark (1988). The scariest things your host covered this week are our dystopian society and the housing market.

So get ready for Halloween and please don't play this episode near small children (or do, we're not cops).

Unpleasant dreams,

Annual witch-burning coordinator.

25/10/2023

Hey, there cultists!

Have you ever wanted to stick it to the squares? Video Cult has just the thing for you! This week's movie: Werewolves on Wheels (1971) is perfect for pi***ng off them normies! You got hedonistic bikers! Satanic rituals that have rules like Ikea furniture instructions! And Nathan's werewolf facts!

Grab your bikes and join your hosts on the Video Cult,

Yours,

Biker that has his bread and wine, but is still waiting for his "thou".

13/10/2023

Hello Cultists!

This is an emergency broadcast announcement! This week's movie contains dumb alt-right militia, foggy downtown Halifax streets, and dangerous Home Alone hijinks!

If you feel personally affected, tune into this week's episode SIEGE (1983).

Ever cautious,

The cute punk chick that definitely didn't commit grand theft auto.

28/09/2023

Hey, there campers!

In the missed joys of summer, we are heading back to summer camp with this week's episode: Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988).

So pack your guitar strings, dead teenagers' brains, and car batteries as we all become happy campers!

Love,

The moody tween who wants to go home.

13/09/2023

Get ready cultists!

This week's episode contains the following: mullets, bad football puns, our undying love for a certain crooked cop, and a heaping pile of stupid wealth.

So strap in and ready your crystal decanter Molotov cocktails for

THE TAKING OF BEVERLY HILLS (1991)

Love,

a bellboy who didn't sign up for dog-walking duties.

28/08/2023

This Wednesday we have a very special guest joining us for Phantom of the Paradise (1974).

So get ready for an all-out rock fest this Wednesday!

Love,

Tiddlywinks brand ambassador.

26/08/2023

Attention Cultists! Did you all know we have our very own YouTube channel?

You can check out Video Cult episodes and very special Cult Meeting episodes!

Stay fresh,

Totally Rad Toad.

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01/08/2023

Great news cultists!

The first Video Cult episode with Gabby is released this Wednesday!

So prepare yourself for chaos and the shocking number of times bangs are being made fun of.

So tune in!

Love,

The person who flunked out of beauty school.

23/07/2023

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Good day cultists!

I know it has been a while, but the hosts have been busy preparing an excess of content for you all! So, to keep your appetites full here is the Chopping Mall visual episode on Vox Crow's Media YouTube channel.

Remember to like, comment, and subscribe!

Yours eternally,

20 crows in a trench coat.

Welcome to the Cult! Our first movie brings us back to the 80's, the glory days of the great American Mall! Food courts, department stores, four foot tall ki...

15/07/2023

Welcome cultists to the Video Cult! join Nathan, Josh, and Gabby as they dive into the world of B-movies and exploitation films.

First three episodes drop on July 19th!

Love,

The mutant armadillo paid in small bills to make this post.