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03/10/2023

When an Okada man hears the voice of his maker calling him, "Come home my son". 🤪

27/09/2023

Na God go judge access bank for me 😔

22/09/2023

15/09/2023

Millionaire Borrows from Bank

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs a quarter of a million pounds.

“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”

The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president, and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, and repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

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11/09/2023

11/09/2023

I have lost too much money on football betting, so I bet on boxing and UFC fight now, at least the person that makes me loose my money will receive numerous beating 😂😂

28/08/2023

28/08/2023

A lion ran away from a goat after the goat was thrown into the zoo at Ogba, Edo state. The funny moment was captured in a short video which has gone viral.

26/08/2023

25/08/2023

This ground is running faster than its shadows

25/08/2023

21/08/2023

21/08/2023

Asking for location in Lagos 😂😂

One word for dis driver 😭😭🙆🙆😂😂😄

14/08/2023

11/08/2023

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
6. Clean the house
7. Wash his clothes
8. Always pray for him.

So what's so hard about that?

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a wife happy, a husband only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer/prayer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐎:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, allow to visit her family members and your relatives.

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓:

52. To learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.........
𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒.

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09/08/2023

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03/08/2023

Asides Johnny Drille and maybe, Arya Star, the rest of Mavin crew sing nonsense as music!

I used to think it was just Rema with his nonsense lyrics of "low low low low, baby girl give me your low low low", until I listened to that new boy called Boy Spyce.

The title of the song is Folake.

The first part goes like this;

Cinemato
Snap mi fine cinemato
Illuminate
Nile, Niger, Senegal, Congo
Scatter my dada, Medulla bololo
I go suck your ponmo
Make you do nono

Just when you thought you've heard it all, he still goes ahead to say;

Folake don pompous
She don dey drive Brabus, so
She no dey talk to us again
She no dey come campus again
Dem say she go do runs
And her hippopo don tamus.

Her Hippo don tamus, really? That's what someone went to the studio to vomit from his mouth?

If you thought you've heard it all, then wait for it.

In the same same song, the Boyspyce dude wasn't done with his mumble-bumble lyrics.

The wereyyy took it a bit higher;

Automatic
You’re romantic
Aromatic
Acrobatic
Problematic
Come drive in my 4matic
Be like magic
Diplomatic
Cinematic.

At that point, I screamed it is finished.

Don Jazzy, you can do better. Stop signing mad people to Mavins!

©Kosi Ugo.

24/07/2023

23/07/2023

50 Cent says “Jay-Z won most of his grammy awards because he married Beyoncé” 😳‼️

27/12/2022

25/12/2022

Last born later today 😅😅😅

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17/12/2022

Can you forgive this her past and move on and vice versa?

Me: This her past weak me o🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️😂

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16/12/2022

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01/12/2022

Updates on Neymar’s injury … my village people have succeeded ❤️

😂I prayed and the god’s of Africa answered..

🔥💪 he will not partake in the next match against cameroon 🇨🇲