Stoned Alone (2024)

22/04/2024

I have the uncanny ability to live as I die.

02/03/2024

I have been dead three times. The one consistent thing I saw was my past present future all at once.

27/02/2024

I am who I was supposed to be.

27/02/2024

Unfortunately we mark an era. We are all in danger of becoming a relic of the past.

25/02/2024

The problem with me and guitars is I use them up faster than they are made for.

23/02/2024

If you think you're going to heaven or hell when you die, you will be disappointed. It's none of that. How do I know? I have been declared legally dead three times. It was just an energy that was there to help me move on. At the very most that was the God you all worship, but it did not present itself as God or anything. It was simply there to guide me from this existence to the next.

20/02/2024

Can all you vultures please wait until I'm dead before swooping in?

19/02/2024

Jeremy Schuler
Welcome To Paradise

Look through my eye
Shrug one shoulder
Grit the teeth
That aren't there

P**s into a fountain
Drink it all later
A fine mishkit
And a fish could bait her

Whispering
Whimsical popsicles
That spew
Into your mouth

What's it all about

Now we eat silver
And display gold
Trying to convince the world
I've not grown old

Slip into your fantasy
Convince yourself
It's not you
It's me

All the while
You were dancing on brimstone
Trying to burn me

Welcome to paradise
Where misery is free.