03/11/2019
🥑🥑🥑 THE NEW MODALITY AVOCADO: FINALLY HERE 🥑🥑🥑
You (YES, YOU!) can WIN a FABULOUS PRIZE AVOCADO (or ONE YEAR'S SUBSCRIPTION to The New Modality!)
The New Modality™®© has gone all-in on the year's most important corporate swag trend by commissioning **ULTRA EXCLUSIVE** NewMo™®© avocados from noted provocateur Danielle Baskin.
Danielle's previous work, such as Womb Escape Game, have earned her widespread acclaim and stuff. After Danielle's branded avocados were praised by FastCompany as "the hottest commodity in conference swag," we JUST KNEW we had to have one to celebrate The New Modality™®©... and we also knew we must share the wealth with the dearest devotees of our brand: You.
💥 Here’s how you WIN: 💥
🥑 Retweet our avocado tweet: https://twitter.com/newmodality/status/1191127054353223682
🥑 Share THIS VERY FACEBOOK POST about the avocado
🥑 Post the avocado picture with your own overblown language to Twitter and/or Facebook, alongside the link to our Kickstarter (and then tag us so we see it)
ALSO: Exactly ONE of these astonishing fruits* will be available as a $25 reward in our Kickstarter at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lydialaurenson/the-new-modality
You might ask: Why, of all things, an avocado? Is it because the avocado’s textured skin and smooth interior is somehow a metaphor for The New Modality’s editorial philosophy? Is guacamole the ideal snack to eat while reading your first issue? In keeping with The New Modality’s editorial philosophy, we are very excited to state that this question exists, and we are also very excited to leave the True Answer as an exercise for the reader.
* Technically, avocados are fruits. IN FACT, they are BERRIES!
TERMS AND CONDITIONS!:
This is a real thing. These are genuine avocados. If you get one, then it will arrive on your doorstep ripe and ready to eat (don’t worry, we will notify you when the avocado is on its way so you don’t miss it). We will provide two-day shipping anywhere in the continental US (sorry, international backers, we don't make the avocado rules!)
We are giving away 3 total NewMo avocados as part of this ridiculous social media push, AND ALSO: one lucky winner will also get A YEAR’S SUBSCRIPTION TO THE NEW MODALITY. (If you win the subscription and you already bought a subscription in our Kickstarter, then you can pick any other Kickstarter reward at the $140 level or lower.)
Demonstrating a near-total lack of shame for this absurd social media push, we will conduct the prize drawing with great fanfare on Wednesday November 13th, during the crazed hours leading up to the conclusion of our Kickstarter campaign. WE MIGHT JUST BE PLANNING OTHER STUFF DURING THAT TIME TOO!!! SO WATCH THIS SPACE 👀🥑🥑🥑
P.S. Danielle is one of our wonderful New Modality Catalysts. Thank you for being wonderful, Danielle! Past projects by Danielle include:
• Womb Escape Game (a game that is similar to an escape room, but intended for almost-newborn children),
• Oracle OpenWorld (a gathering of oracles to learn about new divination practices that happens to take place in the exact same location as the yearly conference for Oracle the software company),
• LineCon (a conference on line-related topics, coming soon to a queue near you).
P.P.S. Here's the Kickstarter link again!!! 💥 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lydialaurenson/the-new-modality