Hands OFF My Holy Text

17/01/2021

Thank you everyone for your patience! Times have been very busy for me and I have yet to get around to posting another episode.
But don’t worry, I will be back when I finally have some free time to record a few episodes!
Love y’all 💕

17/01/2021

We made our first dollar!! Baby steps!

15/12/2020

has reached 100 total plays on Anchor!! ❤️
Thank you everyone for your patience during the crisis. Don’t worry, the Dhammapada is still on the works! 😉

18/10/2020

🚨 New Text Alert 🚨 The Dhammapada !!

New episode of available now on and all those wonderful places podcasts come from

Learn about the history of this Buddhist text (part of the Theravada tradition from Sri Lanka 🇱🇰 ): The Dhammapada! In this episode of GYHOMHT, I give a crash-course on Buddhism, read the Twin Verses, and discuss why “thoughtless men counting cows” 🐮 is definitely a Buddhist diss-track.

https://anchor.fm/handsoffmyholytext/episodes/Introduction-to-the-Dhammapada---The-Twin-Verses-el898j

Learn about the history of this Buddhist text (part of the Theravada tradition from Sri Lanka): The Dhammapada! In this episode of GYHOMHT, I give a crash-course on Buddhism, read the Twin Verses, and discuss why “thoughtless men counting cows” is definitely a Buddhist diss-track.

13/09/2020

New episode “If I were His Brethren, I’d Slap Joseph” of

Listen now on and


https://anchor.fm/handsoffmyholytext/episodes/If-I-were-His-Brethren--Id-Slap-Joseph---Genesis-Chapter-41-50-egpb0j

On this episode of GYHOMHT, Pharaoh gives Joseph a gold chain and a promotion. Meanwhile, we have to survive the famine with Joseph as our Lord. Listen now to learn why I REALLY want to slap Joseph!

31/08/2020

Timeline from Adam to Noah!

https://www.conformingtojesus.com/charts-maps/en/chronology_adam-noah.htm

Image Captioning: A table of years, names, and birth dates of key individuals from Adam to Noah

Image Source: Conforming To Jesus

28/08/2020

Noah to 12 Patriarchs Genealogy Chart!
Something to help with all the families in Genesis

https://www.conformingtojesus.com/charts-maps/en/noah_to_12_patriarchs_chart.htm

Image Captioning: Pedigree chart spanning the descendants of Noah, beginning with Shem, Japheth, and Ham; ending with Joseph and Benjamin.

Image Source: Conforming To Jesus

23/08/2020

New Episode of Get Your Hands Off My Holy Text!!! out now on and !
Listen now 👂🏾

https://anchor.fm/handsoffmyholytext/episodes/Josephs-Gucci-Chanel-Prada-Tunic---Genesis-Chapter-31-40-egpaqe

On this episode of Get Your Hands Off My Holy Text!!! we follow Jacob as he fistfights his way to God. Oh, and he gets a fancy name change too. Listen now to find out why Mrs. Pharaoh has a “thing” for Joseph.

10/08/2020

When you haven’t published a Sunday episode of cause you haven’t recorded it yet 😂

But when it is published, you can listen at https://anchor.fm/handsoffmyholytext on and



Image Captioning: Panel 1 of a very nervous monkey puppet with his eyes-side staring right. Panel 2 of the same monkey puppet but with his eyes staring forward, no longer side-eyeing right.

03/08/2020

Episode 4 of Get Your Hands Off My Holy Text is out now on and !

What type of Nose ring do you believe Rebekah had? 🤔
What unique piercings do you have or wish you had?

https://anchor.fm/handsoffmyholytext/episodes/Wives-traded-like-Pokmon-Cards---Genesis-21-30-egpana



Image Source: Provided by Fine Art America; original photographer James C. Lewis

Image Captioning: Photo of a solemn woman wearing a Black and Golden garb. She has a defined metal septum nose ring.

02/08/2020

New episode of Get Your Hands Off My Holy Text out now: Wives Traded Like Pokémon Cards - Genesis Chapters 21-30. We’re halfway through the first book of Genesis!
Listen now on Apple Podcast, Spotify, Anchor or anywhere you listen to podcasts.



https://anchor.fm/handsoffmyholytext/episodes/Wives-traded-like-Pokmon-Cards---Genesis-21-30-egpana

In this episode, we read chapters 21 through 30 and follow the life of Isaac and his son Jacob. Who is this Rebekah with a cool nose ring? And why is Jacob wearing goat fur? Find out soon on this episode of Get Your Hands of my Holy Text!!!

27/07/2020

New episode coming next Sunday! Genesis Chapters 21-30 of the New King James Bible

What would you do if you had to sacrifice your child to God?

Image Credit: Bible Study Tools (https://www.biblestudytools.com/bible-stories/abraham-and-isaac-bible-story.html)

Image Captioning: Biblical painting of Abraham with a dagger as his son, Isaac, lays on a table prepared for death. A winged angel figure reaches for Abraham to shield his dagger.

12/07/2020

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Welcome to Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!! with me, your host, Jordann. Join me on my first podcast as I read in-full spiritual, religious, and culturally significant pieces of work and have a conversation about their meaning, history, and my personal outlook on them as a spiritualist and rising....

12/07/2020

Episode 3 is now LIVE! Genesis Chapters 11-20. Let’s follow the adventures (or misadventures) of Abram!

https://anchor.fm/handsoffmyholytext/episodes/Beautiful-Wives-and-More-Babies---Genesis-Chapter-11-20-eg2e5o

After following Noah and his family, we now follow Abram and his wife-kinda-sorta-sister Sarai. Embark with me as I try to figure out what God wants and why Lot’s daughters wants their father drunk.

04/07/2020

Another day, another platform.
Get your Hands OFF My Holy Text is now available on OVERCAST and CASTRO

https://overcast.fm/itunes1521133872/get-your-hands-off-my-holy-text

Welcome to Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!! with me, your host, Jordann. Join me on my first podcast as I read in-full spiritual, religious, and culturally significant pieces of work and have a conversation about their meaning, history, and my personal outlook on them as a spiritualist and rising....

02/07/2020

Now available on APPLE PODCASTS!
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‎Religion & Spirituality · 2020

30/06/2020

Available now on Google Podcasts!

https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8xOWQwZmMwMC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==

30/06/2020

Get Your Hands OFF My Holy Text is now available on RADIO RUBLIC!

https://radiopublic.com/get-your-hands-off-my-holy-text-60wzz0

Welcome to Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!! with me, your host, Jordann. Join me on my first podcast as I read in-full spiritual, religious, and culturally significant pieces of work and have a conversation about their meaning, history, and my personal outlook on them as a spiritualist and rising....

29/06/2020

Listen to Get Your Hands OFF My Holy Text on PocketCasts

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Welcome to Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!! with me, your host, Jordann. Join me on my first podcast as I read in-full spiritual, religious, and culturally significant pieces of work and have a conversation about their meaning, history, and my personal outlook on them as a spiritualist and rising....

28/06/2020

https://anchor.fm/handsoffmyholytext/episodes/So-We-Killing-Now----Genesis-Chapter-1-10-eg1mfo

On this episode of Get Your Hands OFF My Holy Text, I read Genesis Chapters 1-10 and talk about possibilities of a mathematics and science in the Bible, the concept of evilness and darkness, and a possibly incompetent God?? Listen now to get my take on the Garden of Eden and some wildin’ humans.

27/06/2020

Welcome to Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!! with me, your host, Jordann. Join me on my first podcast as I read in-full spiritual, religious, and culturally significant pieces of work and have a conversation about their meaning, history, and my personal outlook on them as a spiritualist and rising academic.
Always wanted to read the Bible all the way through? Don't know anything about Daoist text? Have an interest in old Demonology Books?
This is the podcast for you!

Listen on

27/06/2020

A Podcast about, well...Holy Texts!!!

27/06/2020

Pilot Episode of Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!!

https://anchor.fm/jordann-sadler/episodes/Introduction-to-the-New-King-James-Bible-eg0k7r/a-a58luk

Today we begin our journey into the Bible by learning about the history of the Text and its famous (or infamous) translator King James I of England. Tag along as we dive into the Preface to prepare us into this long journey!