MeanderRoad

10/01/2025

9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

14/09/2024

Oof.

25/08/2024

Here's a game.
Tell me something about you that you've never posted online.

28/06/2024

That Funny Feeling by Bo Burnham (Cover)

20/05/2024

Old McDonald had a farm. He also had a redheaded goth son named Ronald who did acid and talked to hamburgers and purple blobby things.

09/05/2024

Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.

04/04/2024

When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work. How do you know so little about doors? Du***ss.

15/03/2024

Gonna ride a two person bike around town by myself until I make a friend.

12/03/2024

It’s getting warm out. I can finally get back to smacking people and blaming it on mosquitos.

06/03/2024

When I eat a chocolate bunny I bop it on the head first. To show respect to field mice that lost family in the little bunny foo foo massacre.

27/02/2024

My lemonade contains artificial flavoring. My laundry detergent contains real lemons. So there's that...

26/02/2024

I made this status nice and short so you can just move onto the next one.

15/02/2024

Time travel isn’t as fun as it was in 2145.

14/02/2024

Roses are red, violets are blue, daisies are white, sunflowers are yellow. This florist has everything.

09/02/2024

I have moved over to Kick for my live streaming. I gave facebook gaming the benefit of the doubt for far too long.
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09/02/2024

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

08/02/2024

Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool s**t.

06/02/2024

Look, all we have to do is put little pieces of paper with mystical-sounding gibberish on them inside these cookies — we’ll make a fortune!