Floorjazz Recordings

16/08/2024

FLJ0046 Patina Wang - Velvet Web Illusions, Enchanted Echoes

Contemporary Music
Debut album out now on 7”, pressed, not lathe: in very very limited quantities, link in bio.

02/03/2024

dEMENTIA pRECOX - Live at Building Lounge 1988

Dementia Precox - Live at Building Lounge, sometime in 1988Setlist: (if you know what the missing songs are, please holler in the comments)0:00 Intro2:02 S*x...

22/02/2024

Dementia Precox - Just For A Little While

(Live at Building Lounge 1988?)

This VHS footage was dug up around last year courtesy of Fred Vahldiek, We'll probably be uploading the full concert on here at a later date, but for now check out Dementia Precox playing the second to last song of the night 'Just For A Little While' off their 1986 album, 'Huh?'

31/10/2023

Now Available For Pre-Order:

Dementia Precox – Huh? LP
Floorjazz Recordings

Dementia Precox is legendary. Uncontested, they stood as the first industrial band playing concerts in Dayton, Ohio- opening for the Ramones twice with Robert Pollard naming them alongside Toxic Reasons as the two key bands of the Dayton, Ohio scene before starting Guided by Voices. Fronted by Gyn Cameron, an early adopter of the cut up sound technique in DIY punk. Gyn would soon find the Oberheim Matrix 12 in ’86 and with the help of guitar player Eric Purtle, percussionist Royse Robbins alongside producer Gary King would set the stage for their sophomore gothic-industrial masterwork Huh? Half delicate & synthetic pop songwriting, half neurotic guitar attacking EBM bangers. Being DIY pioneers in the pre-CD era, they would end up only self-releasing it on dubbed cassettes- antithetical to the dense and layered production choices made on this album. After a successful recovery effort by Darren Callahan & Blaize Barton to restore the master tapes in 2018, Floorjazz Recordings is incredibly proud to present this on the Vinyl LP format- out December 1st.

31/10/2023

This has been our huuuuge secret this entire year, but I am incredibly stoked to finally be able to announce our reissuing of this Dayton industrial masterwork.

https://floorjazzbeveragecompany.bigcartel.com/product/dementia-precox-huh

Dementia Precox is legendary. Uncontested, they stood as the first industrial band playing concerts in Dayton, Ohio- opening for the Ramones twice with Robert Pollard naming them alongside Toxic Reasons as the two key bands of the Dayton, Ohio scene before starting Guided by Voices. Fronted by Gyn Cameron, an early adopter of the cut up sound technique in DIY punk. Gyn would soon find the Oberheim Matrix 12 in ’86 and with the help of guitar player Eric Purtle, percussionist Royse Robbins alongside producer Gary King would set the stage for their sophomore gothic-industrial masterwork Huh? Half delicate & synthetic pop songwriting, half neurotic guitar attacking EBM bangers. Being DIY pioneers in the pre-CD era, they would end up only self-releasing it on dubbed cassettes- antithetical to the dense and layered production choices made on this album. After a successful recovery effort by Darren Callahan & Blaize Barton to restore the master tapes in 2018- it has finally reached the 12" format, out December 1st.

Colored ink swirl vinyl exclusive to - with proceeds benefiting the Equitas Center of Dayton Ohio

25/11/2022

yeah we Black Friday. We Black Friday so hard that this year we aren’t giving away a box of CDs or “mystery crates” of dead stock instead we’re going for a standard 20 percent off discount that doesn’t really stack. F**k you. “ILOVEWALMART” at checkout. I’ve been losing money at this since starting in 2018. 4 years strong now 💪

29/10/2022

TOMORROW!!
is gonna be barn burning at at 6:00 with daytons very own show UP or SHOW OUT

15/10/2022

BEVERAGE COMPANY DISTRO: Out now from Wschodnie Triady / NoEarplugs on Not Two Records is...
PLAY STANDARDS!!!!
The legendary avant-noise prog jazz's band helmed by legendary noise grandaddy Otomo Yoshihides' last mission statement, PLAYS STANDARDS is available now on double LP!
Now I, Fred Grof am not just saying this because I am distributing this release right here ON BEVERAGE COMPANY but F**K! This is really really really good sounding, I don't have a CD but this blows whatever is on youtube just straight out of the fu***ng water. Really really really really quiet. Incredible mastering.

On 2LP with OBI strip and Gatefold cover w/ inserts and inside of poly lined sleeves. Sound quality is above all this though, really really phenomenal mastering.

Order this now from the link in bio!

Use code “SICKMASSACRECOVER” at checkout for free shipping!! Good until the end of theeee month

09/10/2022

HOT HOT off the presses is more s**t to posture; a floorjazz shirt featuring the WCW wrestlers and FLOORJAZZ founders Chris Jericho and Chris Jericho, a shirt with jam bands on the nurse with wound list instead of bulls**t “noise artists” that just bang cans together (actual higher vibrations) click the link in bio or die by cop assisted su***de

Model: in the parking lot of omega music during my lunch break

24/09/2022

OUT OCTOBER 7TH (AND AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER) ON THE FLOORJAZZ EAST INDIAN TRADING COMPANY
_theband - Johnathan
Another entry in the “AmRep style” genre. MX-80 surf rock translated through james chance and scooped riffs. Check out the single Canadian Peso on any streaming service or via the link in bio.

02/09/2022

FLOORJAZZ AEROSPACE AND DEFENSE ASKS YOU KINDLY TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CRYPTOTERRESTRIAL TOUR by

Join the cyborg empire of silicone based shape shifting creatures doing hypnomolecular pixie oil, watch out for the galaxy space worms while you protest the Cosmic Order. Don’t green out in the digital smoke wars in the year 2780
ALMOST 3 HOURS OF ZAPPING, SHIFTING, ORBING POST PSYCHEDELIA. THERES NO STOPPING THE DENSE LAYERING AND PUMMELING HEAD THROB THAT AWAITS YOU WITHIN THE CRYPTOTERRESTRIAL TOUR…

OUT NOW ON 2xCD (in a dvd case) and 1xDVD (in a cd case) in the LINK IN BIO. LIMITED RUN CDs WITH 1 of 1 HAND MADE CASES AVAILABLE DIRECTLY FROM

05/08/2022

9 DAYS FROM NOW!!!!!!

Evening of mind seizing rawck musick
August 14th 2022
408 N Conover Street (The Center Dayton)
Doors 6-7??? Musick 7:00
$5 dollars at the door (cash/PayPal/cashapp NO venmo)

ALL AGES

MORE UPDATES:
Music is getting pushed back to 7:30 to try and catch the wave of hangers leaving the show at Blind Rage (check out Golomb, it’s dynamic post garage rock that is so in the pocket that debut is fu***ng nuts almost reaches This Heat at points)
But we’ll be soundchecking and chilling on the floor so feel free to hang before then.
with new grackler mode added. Shouldn’t be advertising shows that we’re competing with but oh whale hope they’ll do the same afterwards!!!! Hope to see y’all here!!!!!!!!! 🧠🫁🫀🧠🫀🫀🧠🫁🫁🫀🧠🫁🫀🫀🫁🫀

29/07/2022

POWER/PUNISHMENT/EVIL/POWER/PUNISHMENT/EVIL/POWER/PUNISHMENT

presenting our first show at the center, and playing 3 hours headache inducing loud rawck musick.

408 N Conover Street
DoorsatsixMusickatseven
Sunday, August 14th.
5 dollars
All ages
Bring your own narcotics

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

16/07/2022

DISTRIBUTED BY BEVERAGE COMPANY.

- Helena’s Skin CS out tonight from

WARNING! ONE PER CUSTOMER:
IF YOU BUY MORE THAN ONE YOUR ORDER WILL BE CANCELLED!

TRACKLIST
A1 Waltz of the Hanging Hills 2:44
A2 If You Never Had to Worry (In the Hallway, Next to your God) 3:44
A3 Tulip, They're Screaming for You 3:02
A4 Someday, You'll Have to Answer Them 2:25
A5 Helena's Skin 4:06
A6 Time Will Darken It 5:58
A7 Waltz of the Hanging Hills (Boygold Remix) 3:06
A8 Helena's Skin (Kellbender Remix) 1:28
Program Repeats
B1 Waltz of the Hanging Hills 2:44
B2 If You Never Had to Worry (In the Hallway, Next to your God) 3:44
B3 Tulip, They're Screaming for You 3:02
B4 Someday, You'll Have to Answer Them 2:25
B5 Helena's Skin 4:06
B6 Time Will Darken It 5:58
A7 Waltz of the Hanging Hills (Boygold Remix) 3:06
B8 Helena's Skin (Kellbender Remix) 1:28

Ethereal ambient music. It feels like laying down outside on a quiet night, looking up at the stars and getting wrapped up in the sky.
Floating up away into the sky and entering realms.

09/07/2022

Live in link in bio:

Stockport Swimming Team - Fantasy Freedom

$6

Edition of 10!

Any purchase this weekend (not just on this tape but why not you mo********er??) will come with a free bonus CDr while supplies last

01/07/2022

Next Time (July 8th) On Floorjazz Recordings…

Stockport Swimming Team ( ) - Fantasy Freedom

Imagine leaving cables on the floor in such a pattern you summon an evil cross dimension replacement of yourself. This is the sound of you trying to get back at the haters after 17 years.

26/06/2022

Me and my partner TipToe 'bout to do a homicide Crankin' up the ride, finna go out on the east side…

Thaaaanks 📸📸📸

01/06/2022

THIS FRIDAY ON FLOORJAZZ BEVERAGE COMPNAY

- Feel Still is a digital walk through supermarket with nothing to buy. Instrumental hip hop loitering. Vocal hooks so quiet by time you start paying attention they’re already gone. A spattering of voice memos divided by hi hat samples. You’ll enjoy it.

On CD & Cassette.

01/04/2022

FLJ0039
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Unlimited Love EP

Damn?!! The Red Hot Chili Peppers are still making music?!?!?!?!?!

https://futurespiritualman.bandcamp.com/album/unlimited-love-ep

24/03/2022

i ended up finding the hold I buried - fu**ed in the backwoods tape and it is now on the floorjazz beverage company website if you would like to snag one. It’s reeeeaaallll fu**ed up. Would recommend

11/03/2022

NEW CONSUMERIST SINGLE OUT!!

https://consumerist.bandcamp.com/track/todestrieb-2

STRAIGHT POWERED PUNISHMENT TO THE DOME/JAGGED START AND STOP ACTION

08/03/2022

MUCOID - UFO
THIS FRIDAY ON FLOORJAZZ RECORDINGS

31 minutes of teeth rotting alien communication through tape manipulatin’ plug-patchin’ house musik

This tape comes from a different planet where the language is the 808 and the literature is Model 500…

On purple and green Space Communication Computer splatter with Cow sky blue lead-in.

art by
cassette layout by

07/03/2022

Andrew dice clay

04/02/2022

Monthly reminder tomorrow is soulseek Saturday! For every floorjazz catalog release you have in your share folder on soulseek you get a bonus dollar you can spend on our online store https://floorjazzbeveragecompany.bigcartel.com/
❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💻💻💻

22/01/2022

newest drops on floorjazz now in Cincinnati unfortunately :(

run up & for the now sold out sam fauchon/wUB Man69 split cassingle, and Smiffmaff & the salesmen lp cassette bulls**t blah blah blah

21/01/2022

Tomorrow at 7:00

Soy. (._theband) Live 1/2/22

https://youtu.be/YECKnU-lX5I

what else do you have to do tomorrow?? oh I wanna spend time with my family? Shut the f**k up.

18/01/2022

digital soy live 1/21/2021 7:00 PM
https://youtu.be/5Wy9qURDXhk

02/01/2022

FLOORJAZZ FLJ00NOG

Chance Nog, legally we cannot tell you to drink it as it’s sold as an recording but I assure you it’s delicious.

Only for delivery in southwestern ohio. Dayton and Cincinnati specifically.

https://floorjazzbeveragecompany.bigcartel.com

02/01/2022

FLJ0036 CASSETTE
NOW AVAILABLE ON OUR NEW STOREFRONT FLOORJAZZ/BEVERAGE COMPANY

https://floorjazzbeveragecompany.bigcartel.com/

02/01/2022

SMIFFMAFF & THE SALESMEN
S/T CASSETTE
ON OUR NEW WEBSITE

https://floorjazzbeveragecompany.bigcartel.com/