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YSL Rapper Gunna Plans to Release New Album Titled “I’M GUNNA TELL” After Being Released from Jail
Atlanta, GA — Atlanta rapper Gunna who is affiliated with Atlanta rapper Young Thug and the YSL (Young Slime Life) Records (possible gang) was recently released from jail after pleading guilt…
Black Folks Happy Brittney Griner Released from Russian Prison but Still Not Gonna Watch Her WNBA Games
Washington, DC — WNBA player Brittney Griner was recently released from a 9 year Russian prison sentence for illegally bringing drugs into Russia in exchange for a notorious Russian terrorist…
Ghost Seen Haunting Single Mothers Who are Still Destined to Die Alone
Atlanta, GA — Recently, the controversial self-proclaimed relationship guru by the name of Kevin Samuels passed away in Atlanta from what many believe to be a heart attack. In response to his…
Jussie Smollett Excited About Participating in Jailhouse Meat-Beat Sessions If Sentenced
Chicago, IL — Disgraced actor Jussie Smollett was recently convicted on 5 counts of falsely reporting a hate crime back in January 2019. Jurors deliberated over the course of 2 days and reach…
Jussie Smollett Claims Lucious Lyon Hired the Nigerians to Beat Him Up to Boost Sales for Empire Records
Chicago, IL — In a bombshell statement during the Jussie Smollett court case, Jussie’s legal team claimed that high-powered record producer Lucious Lyon, CEO of Empire Entertainment, hi…
Offers Marksmanship Classes to Gangs in to Help Them Avoid Killing Innocent People 👉🏽 https://kneegrownews.com/kyle-rittenhouse-offers-marksmanship-classes-to-gangs-in-chicago-to-help-them-avoid-killing-innocent-people/
Oakland Mayor Plans to Defund Black People in Oakland Amid Spike in Violent Crime
Oakland, CA — Mayor Libby Schaaf has recently been entertaining plans to defund black people in Oakland due to a rise in violent crime in the Bay Area. Plans to tighten up on black people in …
Taliban Promises Black Americans Safe Refuge in Afghanistan to Avoid Mandatory COVID-19 Vaccinations
Kabul, Afghanistan — Leaders of the Taliban have recently agreed to let black Americans immigrate to Afghanistan to avoid mandatory COVID-19 vaccinations taking place in the United States. Ta…
Brother Polight Vows to Be Pro-Black Again If Black People Pretend He Isn’t Accused of Sexually Abusing a Teen
Miami, FL — Popular motivational speaker by the name of Brother Polight has recently been accused of sexually assaulting a 14 year old teenager girl at a hotel in Miami, FL back in February. …
Joe Biden Promises to Pay for a Years Worth of Lap Dances for Black Men Who Have Yet to Get Vaccinated
Washington, DC — In an effort to convince black men in America to get their COVID-19 vaccine shots, the Biden administration is offering to pay for a full year worth of free lap dances at str…
Joe Biden Wants to Ban Newport Menthols, Red Kool-Aid, Box Chevys, Hennessy, Spades, Brazilian Weave, Texas Pete Hot Sauce…
Washington D.C. — President Joe Biden just recently announced that he would like to implement a ban on menthol ci******es which could impact a third of all the ci******es sold in the U.S. The…
Derrick Jaxn Challenges Kevin Samuels to a “Verzuz” Battle to Decide Who’s the King of Taking Black Women’s Money
Atlanta, GA — Social media relationship guru Derrick Jaxn has reportedly challenged up & coming social media relationship guru Kevin Samuels to a “Verzuz” battle to see who ca…
Fleece Johnson the “Booty Warrior” Excited About Rapper Silento Coming to Prison to “Whip & Nae-Nae”
Atlanta, GA — One hit rap wonder Silento who made made the very popular song “Watch Me Whip/Nae Nae” has been charged with killing his cousin back on January 21, 2021. Silento, bo…
TI & Tiny Challenge Their Sexual Assault Accusers to a Verzuz Battle to Settle the Dispute
Atlanta, GA — Rapper TI and his wife Tiny have recently been under fire for sexual abuse allegations levied against the couple. It is reported that upwards of 15 women have come out claiming …
Black People Swear They are Moving If Trump Wins, Even Tho They Didn’t Move Last Time
Washington, DC — Tonight is election night to see if Donald Trump will remain the President of the United States or if Joe Biden will replace him. Depending on if Donald Trump wins the electi…
Foundational Black American Conference Protects Attendees From COVID with Ogun Juice & Mink Slide CD
Atlanta, GA — This past weekend the highly anticipated Foundational Black American Conference took place at the Georgia World Conference Center in Atlanta, GA hosted by famed pro-black Tariq …
School Teachers are Creating OnlyFans Accounts to Tutor Adult Learners for Extra Income
New York, NY — Due to coronavirus running rampant across the country combined with the challenges of online teaching, teachers across the country are finding new creative ways to attract new …
Terry Crews Demands Magic City Strip Club Hire More White Girls
Atlanta, GA — Actor Terry Crews recently called for a boycott of popular Atlanta strip club Magic City. Terry Crews poster to Twitter, “BOYCOTT MAGIC CITY ”. After much criticism o…
R. Kelly Gets Beat Up by Inmate Who Used to Win the Jailhouse Talent Shows Before Kels Arrived
Chicago, IL — Disgraced R&B superstar singer R. Kelly was recently attacked in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Chicago. Reports are coming out that an inmate nicknamed…
Tory Lanez to Release a Gospel Album Dedicated to Megan Thee Stallion Asking for Forgiveness
Los Angeles, CA — Canadian rapper/singer Tory Lanez is reportedly planning to release a gospel album dedicated to rapper Megan Thee Stallion as a symbol of asking for forgiveness over him sho…
DNC Promotes Billy Porter as Official Leader of the Pro-Black Movement
Milwaukee, WI — Highly flamboyant gay actor Billy Porter recently performed at the Democratic National Convention in order to celebrate Joe Biden being the Democratic Presidential nominee. While pe…
Kamala Harris Promises to Get the Black Vote Locked Up for Joe Biden
Washington, DC — Former Vice President Joe Biden announced today that Senator Kamala Harris will be his Vice Presidential running mate for the 2020 election. Reps for Senator Kamala Harris st…
Transgender Women Rap Group to Remake “WAP” into “FAP” (Fake Ass P***y)
Atlanta, GA — Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion recently released a song called WAP, which is an acronym for “wet ass pussy” which at the time of this posting has over 22M views. …
Washington Redskins Contemplating Name Change to the D.C. Foreskins
Washingto, DC — The Washington Redskins have recently announced a name change to the franchise due to social justice warrior pressures claiming the name “Redskins” is essentially …
Chicago Gangs Promise to Not Kill Anyone During the 4th of July Weekend
Chicago, IL — Gang members in Chicago have formally announced that they will not shoot or kill anybody on July 4th because they want everyone to enjoy the birthday of America. Gang member Lil Doobi…
BLM Protesters Demand White Jesus Be Replaced with Morgan Freeman
Washington, DC — Black Lives Matter protesters have recently put out a demand that all depictions of white Jesus be replaced with that of beloved actor Morgan Freeman. Activist Shaun King recently …
Uncle Ruckus Replaces Uncle Ben as New Logo
New York, NY — Due to mounting pressure from facing potential backlash, Mars, Inc., owner of the rice brand Uncle Ben’s, has decided to get rid of the the iconic Uncle Ben logo due to r…
Quaker Oats Company to Replace Aunt Jemima with Aunt Viv
New York, NY — Due to controversy over the racist minstrel stereotype of Aunt Jemima, the Quaker Oats Company (a subsidiary of PepsiCo) has announced that they are looking to make Janet Huber…
George Zimmerman to Help Minneapolis with Community Policing Due to Disbanding of Police Department
Minneapolis, MN — The city council of Minneapolis has voted to disband the police as a result of the death of George Floyd at the hands of former police officer Derek Chauvin. The city council has …
Minneapolis Looters are Shocked by All of the Riots They See Taking Place on Their Stolen Flatscreen TVs
Minneapolis, MN — People who decided to participate in looting in Minneapolis on the first night of the riots are shocked by how so many people are tearing up their own communities around the count…
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