21/01/2026
Aaaaahhh, new year, same bobbins. 🙃
Here's it is, the latest utterly batsh*t marketing ploy to fleece menopausal people... yes, the thing you're all waiting for to fix your symptoms...
MENOPAUSE HOUMOUS!
Oh, if only this had been available before!! Next in their range, expect to see Testicle Health Taramasalata, and Prostate Pasta. Because bollock-havers ought not to be left out of this obscene targeting...
See, you don't need added floorsweepings in your dips, any more than you need knicker magnets, meno-chocolate, or meno-flipping-anything. You don't need condescending marketers and retailers telling you that a magic tick means that something works (it's meaningless patronising drivel, for the avoidance of doubt). You certainly do not need any more misinformation and general bobbins spinning around menopause.
Get yourself some proper guidance from properly qualified menopause trained healthcare professionals. That doesn't come in a bottle, nor in a flipping houmous container!
Yes, that guidance can be hard to come by, and we still need to make noise at the right people to make things change. Even now, and we get it, it's exhausting! But things are not going to change if we don't push forward to make that change, nor if we don't push back against this meno-marketing scourge.
We can do it. We can M-brace the change...
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