Jim's #1,2&3 and Kingi

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Jim's #1,2&3 and Kingi Jim 1, 2 and 3 are Aliens. I am a human. Our goal is to Maximize the amount of Love in the world. E.Z Just a couple of cheeky, chilled out lads. Odd jobs. This.

Trying to keep the lights on. Like uncle Dante, at the start of DMC3. World domination. Profit incentive. Homiesexuality is a deep bond between a man and his Alien(s). It's a powerful bond that means "woman" can't hurt us anymore. Can't use us for our nice sized, reasonably grey peckers. Alien. Tenis. Ain't. FreeEEee.

Jim 1: Let's roll this Ballhead, Buzz Lightyear looking ass, Humie. He ghosted my boy Doopie back in 94. Chill #1, das ...
23/06/2023

Jim 1: Let's roll this Ballhead, Buzz Lightyear looking ass, Humie. He ghosted my boy Doopie back in 94.

Chill #1, das Deckard yo. He ain't out the game. Be strategic here.

Jim 1: So THE F**K WHAT? We forget and forgive now? Maybe ya'll just going fa**ot. F**K YOU THEN YOU CANDY ASS I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

Jim 2: *grabs #1's strap and gives him the look.

Jim 1: *heavy panting *feels the Homiesexual love. Centers Alienself.

Aight... Aight... Carebears. He'll reap what he sowed. He'll reap it....

Eventually.

23/06/2023

VA-11 Hall-A

Bad drinks. Bad atmosphere. Bartender let Humies in recently tho.

Jim 1: Someone talking s**t, Wolf. You finna roll the opps? No time for a vote.What ship we taking number 1? They close ...
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Jim 1: Someone talking s**t, Wolf. You finna roll the opps? No time for a vote.

What ship we taking number 1?

They close Humie, just rocket power I rekon.

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Real talk.

Comedy is about saying or doing something you should not have said or done. Someone has to find the line right? It's not "too far" objectively. But subjectively, I went past your comfort zone. I'm not trying to attack you. Just surprise you enough to make you reconsider your position. I think that's point, personally. I don't know anything though. It's not my place to judge or to force my view point on to you. What's so funny you ask me? ha ha. You.... wouldn't get it.

Aroha nui

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i'M jUST jOSHING AROUND YALL CHILL. ALL LOVE FROM UNCLE KINGI. JUST A few silly aliens having fun. no tea, no shade! Laugh a little.

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AHHH

I FELL IN THE DEEP FRYER HELP! I NEED HELP SOMETIMES I LIED BEFORE. PLEASE HELP.

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WHAT? YOU DON'T TRUST THE GOVERMENT AND THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA. ARE YOU CONSPIRACY THEOROST 0000OOOOoooo N**I MISOGYNIST

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How dare you and your Aliens share those Harmful opinions to nobody. Have you even paid your dues yet?

YEAH WE PAID OUR DUES. THE CHECKS IN THE F**KING MAIL.

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YO, WANT TO TYPE SUNTING JIMBO 1? SURE.

SANTA DENIERS CAN DIE. UNTESTED DRUGS ARE NOT HARMFUL. GE***AL MUTILATION OF CHILDREN HAS BEEN SCIETIFICALLY PROVEN TO MORALLY CORRECT. IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE A DINOSAUR. I'M A REAL ALIEN, NOT A PLASTIC TIE HOLDER YOU GLUED A CIGGIE ONTO. WHOA THERE JIMO. EASY DUDE. YOU TOO EXTRA.

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S*x. Drugs. Profit. "This hobby is not currently available. Please try searching for another." Is this a fu***ng retirement home?

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But I love my mom.

And I love my drugs.

I just gotta get out now. Before I hurt us all.

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HULK SMASH PUNY GOD

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SHE DIDN'T PLAN TO GET PREGNANT?

SO THAT'S PLAN B FOR BREAKKFAST

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NO I'M NOT DOG WHILSING THE ALT-RIGHT.

I'M WOLF HOWLING AT THEM FROM THE SAME PADDED CELL.

AWOOOOOO! YOU'RE NOT ALONE MY BROTHERS. AWOOO! AWOO! AWOO!

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WE OUT HERE TRYING TO YELL INTO THE VOID FACEF**K. NO WE DO NOT WANT TO CONTACT CUSTOMERS AND ADVERTISERS. I HAVE ZERO FOLLWERS. WHO WOULD SPONSOR THIS S**T?
DO YOU HAVE F**KING ALEX JONES ON THE OTHER LINE?

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Are you high?

Pfft, by your candy ass (come-down at 5 a.m) standards, sure.

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is the safety on?

THE WHAT?

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S**t list.

1. Dope
2. Warrior
3. G
4. Wolf
5. Knightly

-...
.....
.. 6. Your

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NO WE AIN'T THE PROBLEM SOLVERS

WE'RE THE CAUSE OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.

SNORTING QUICKSAND WITH MY COSMIC ENSABLE.

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OUR PHOLOSPHY HERE AT JIM'S IS AS FOLLOWS.

1. F**K OFF IF YOU DON'T LIKE.
2. I WOULDN'T EVEN ABDUCT YOU BRO.
3. FLAMES ALL AROUND ME MAN I HOPE THEY F**KING DROWN ME. CROWN MADE OF ASHES ONLY WAY THEY F**KING FOUND ME.
4. WE RIDE FOR THE OHANA.
5. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. BUT WE PLAY FOR PROFIT INCETIVE COS F**K RIGHT OFF IF YOU AIN'T ABOUT THAT PESO BOI.
6. The rule of 3's is good. Divining number and all. The good, the bad and the ugly.

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WAS THAT A JAKE AND AMIR REFFERNCE?

I LOSE TRACK MYSELF SOMETIMES.

FOR THE WOLF

23/06/2023

ARE YOU AWARE THAT CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL DUDE22'S

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