AFTP

08/09/2023

Mistook these as guides to helping support gay friends who come out, and now none of my gay friends talk to me anymore.

Why did I mess up so bad?

02/09/2022

Whoever took this picture from my medical procedure, stop it. You PROMISED me you would keep my leech a secret, this violates hippo laws and I will consult Craigslist for a lawyer immediately.

02/09/2022

I’m not a big fan of how She-Hulk empowers women

28/05/2022

New date is coming over tonight so I stopped at the library for some cookbooks to give her a gourmet meal.

Surely I will get in her pants this time

22/12/2020

I shat my pants at the dentist today.

The dentist was so grossed out and I tried to make it less awkward by cracking a joke, which was “hehe, sorry I just have a s**t fe**sh and I thought I might entertain myself”

She didn’t find it funny.

She was so hot, why did I mess up so bad

18/11/2020

My gf dumped me when I showed up to her nephew’s 2nd birthday party wearing this costume. All of the kids started screaming. The neighbors called the police and I had to escape the police with the costume still on. It was so damp and wet inside. I can’t believe I’m single now....

01/09/2020

I went to the ER to get a paperclip pulled out of my urethra and saw this. The nurse saw my petrified face looking at the poster and asked me if something was wrong. I didn’t want to tell her my p*e has been an 8 for 6 years so I just said I shat myself. She chuckled and said she’d have an intern wipe my ass. The intern was really hot so I obliged, and made sure to s**t my pants for real so they wouldn’t have realized I was lying.

09/08/2020

Decided to spice up my s*x life a bit with my girlfriend. I always wanted to be a toilet, and now I am one for my gorgeous queen. I’m a filthy, filthy fu***ng toilet....

05/08/2020

My gf had a miscarriage while riding my face. Blood went everywhere and the miscarriage went into my mouth, forcing me to swallow it.

I ate our fu***ng son.

05/08/2020

Accidentally had my girlfriend’s cat drink battery acid while catsitting. Had it stuffed, do you think she will notice her cat’s dead?

05/08/2020

Give me one good reason why my new single shouldn’t have the N-word in the lyrics

18/07/2020

AFTP is my island based record label because like I'm never gonna sign with a stupid greedy big record label. I'd rather have ACTUAL freedom to do what I want

18/07/2020

The p**p was squishy and it absorbed into the cloth of my underwear and it traveled up my taint and drowned my ba****ck

18/07/2020

I just shat my pants at my girlfriend’s house in front of her parents

18/07/2020

Angry Biscuit official album cover

25/06/2020

https://angrybiscuit.bandcamp.com/track/mistake

11/06/2020

I'm working on uploading my albums to bandcamp now. It will probably take a while.

30/04/2020

A few of my albums are done but I can't upload them to like anything without a computer

24/04/2020

Been gone for a little while but I'm currently trying to upload my two new albums

24/02/2020

Here's the Expert Sleepers album Beach Resort out now on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyLpoJGQFtNJhnOz-gIZLUDKF_40uFPH

23/02/2020

3036. God in the dust from the original world. The Council of Lords must invite everyone. Ceramic God as part of his device. See help, it will go away. This is the audience's audience. Impact customization. For example, we can't. The head is red and the horns are yellow. See assassins and warriors against many uncertainties. Then show up and call now.

The following creations, with which they can be called anthropologists and painters. In this case, the treatment takes a few minutes.

Sims also invited 64 people or that's great. Pods users can enjoy hours of fun later.

There is a "God", it may not have a toy, but it is a reality or a dragon. How often the practice is wrong

22/02/2020

Listen to the new Expert Sleepers album Electric Memories on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyLpoJGQFtMZanHmizlfM1U1ki037zI9

20/02/2020

Expert Sleepers - The Times We Forget, out now on YouTube:
https://youtu.be/sq5ELNTdpGU

One of the songs off my new album Electric Memories

17/02/2020

So far this is the only way I can upload albums. Please note, this link is to an overall Expert Sleepers music folder, not just the Electric Memories album. https://mega.nz/ !NZ8gjS6b!efYxLBTIAR1wb-p2eex0Jw

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09/02/2020

Going to start working on a new album called Folded World soon. It's a sequel of sorts to my sample based album Mu (negative)

26/01/2020

All of my electronic and other music will be released on this from now on

26/01/2020

AFTP is basically so I can release all of my music on my terms