All-Out World News Follies

30/11/2021

OH CANADA (MW-NEWS FOLLIES) – This week while the U.S. tapped into its strategic petroleum reserves to bring down gasoline prices, Canada took a similar course of action in a manner of speaking, tapping into its strategic reserves of maple syrup yes, strategic reserves of maple syrup, amid a massive global shortage of the “blond gold”. In all, Canada released 50 million pounds of maple syrup worth about $150 million on the world market. The reserve was created in 2000 and can hold up to 100 million pounds of maple syrup. 2021/11-30.



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18/10/2021

TRUMP (MWNC) – As former President Trump is set to give testimony today in a lawsuit brought forth by a group of demonstrators claiming his security guards assaulted them during a 2015 demonstration, reporters are already working on tomorrows headline: “Pathological Liar Takes the Witness Stand, Testifies Under Oath, Commits Perjury”’.

03/10/2021

ARCHAEOLOGY (MWNC) – A cave chamber that is estimated to have been sealed shut for at least 40,000 years was recently discovered in the Rock of Gibraltar. Researchers believe that it could offer new insights into the lives of Neanderthals, their social behavior, political order and over all culture. Archaeologists are thrilled as the site could also contain clues as to their demise. 2021/10-03.


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06/09/2021

BALMORAL (MWNC) – To the delight of visitors taking a tour of Balmoral this week-end, Her Majesty, The Queen made an impromptu appearance answering questions on a variety of topics including the Estate, favorite TV shows and romance novels. 2021/09-06.
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12/08/2021

The boy King (MWNC) – Responding to the verdict reached by China’s Dandong Court in the matter of Michael Spavor yesterday, Prime Minister Trudeau outlines his strategy:

“A-h-h . . . .A-h-h-h . . . A-h-h-h-h-h . . . .”. 2021/08-11.

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11/08/2021

HRH (MWNC) – Her Majesty, The Queen seen here yesterday waiving to reporters as she officially arrived at Balmoral for her summer vacation. The 95-year-old Monarch inspected a guard of honor. Pipes and drums were also played and the Royal Regiment of Scotland’s mascot, a Shetland Pony named Lance Corporal Cruachan IV, was also there to greet her. 2021/08-10.
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09/08/2021

OH CANADA (MWNC) – With cases of the highly contagious Delta variant now soaring out of control to levels not seen in months in the U.S., Canada moves ahead with its decision to reopen its border with the U.S. today. 2021/08-09.

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08/08/2021

The Sunday Editorial (MWNC) – There’s a maxim at law “res ipsa loquitur” which means: the thing speaks for itself, also the subject of our editorial this week and brought to you as reported in the media :Republican lawmaker Ralph Norman (R-South Carolina) contracts Covid-19 a week after joining a group of fellow GOP colleagues suing Speaker Nancy Pelosi over mask mandate. 2021/08-08.

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07/08/2021

HRH (MWNC) – Video surveillance footage at a petrol station shows Her Majesty, The Queen filling up as she left London for Windsor Castle late Friday afternoon, a sure sign that things are getting back to normal in the U.K. 2021/08-07.
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05/08/2021

FPOTUS (MWNC) – Former President Trump weights in on the controversy surrounding New York Governor Andrew Cuomo: “Hello Andrew, yeah, yeah, listen, I’m here with Matt, yeah, Matt Gaetz, we were talking, we think you’re a prefect fit for the Republican Party, you’re toxic, you lie almost as well as I do and you’re a sexual predator. Have you given any thought of crossing the floor and joining the GOP?”. 2021/08-05.
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04/08/2021

CAMILLA (MWNC) – This week, Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla have shared a virtual tour of their London home, Clarence House. The royal residence has recently undergone extensive renovations personally overseen by the Duchess of Cornwall. The virtual tour allows viewers to walk around the household and admire the decor that can be easily and not-so-easily spotted by eagle-eyed royal fans. The Prince and Duchess are seen here in Camilla’s study. 2021/08-04.
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03/08/2021

FPOTUS (MWNC) – On Friday the Justice Department told the Treasury that the IRS must release Donald Trump’s tax returns to Congress. The former President who reportedly hasn’t paid taxes for years was said to have taken the news very well a spokesperson at Mar-a-Lago said. 2021/08-01. Capturing the news the way news was meant to be captured.

02/08/2021

02/08/2021