Ramon Fear's Terror Tapes

19/12/2023

Greetings! Apparently Christmas is a time for giving, according to my marketing team. So I'm offering you our Xmas mini-sode FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME. Previously available only to backers, all you have to do is go to http://ramonfear.com/GOREWORD and SUBSCRIBE to my Newsletter by 5th Jan! Simple as that.

If that isn't enough of a stocking filler, we're releasing THIS YEAR'S XMAS MINI-SODE on CHRISTMAS EVE. It's entitled CHRISTMAS WITH THE FLINCH - an entirely original, heart-warming, festive and truly original tale read by Yours Gruelly. Julia Donaldson, eat your heart out! 🎄🎁

11/12/2023

Listen now to hear what is to become of me!

Season 1 is over and my team at the House of Fear are wondering whether I'll be letting them out of the corroded rat bunker in time for mince pies and carols about Jesus, spiritual nepo-baby and future zombie.

Well I have some news for them and also for you as I speak live from the digging site near my abode, stabbing spades and drills into the hard ground in search of more tapes and b-sides.

01/12/2023

Think you've heard the last of Ramon now that Season 1 is finished? Think again!

As temperatures and heart rates drop, be warmed by the knowledge that very soon you'll hear from Ramon about what the New Year of Fear beholds!

Make sure you're subscribed to the show on your podcast of choice to be the first to know what he has planned!

20/11/2023

To celebrate , why not let your little ones explore a magical world of literature by reading to them from my self-published plethora of terrifying tales. Here's a throwback to when I first launched them a year ago.


https://ramonfear.com/episodes/dreadtime-stories

14/11/2023

I went to the aquarium yesterday. Remarkably/Regretfully, there were no murders. 🐟🦈🐙 SeaLife

13/11/2023

Taken from the latest episode of my Terror Tapes 'Five Lashes of the Cane'. I don't know how this man keeps winding up in my house. If you see him, please tazer on sight. Keep him alive though. I need to find some way to extract that voice. And those haunches. 🎧🐳

10/11/2023

He has seen it all before - and likely ballsed it up then, too. Introducing, Inspector David Jason...

Want to see if he solved the mystery? Check out the full episode of our series finale. https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

06/11/2023

How many giallo horror film references can you spot in this clip? Answers on a bright yellow telegram.

03/11/2023

Greetings, my friends! All 6 episodes of my Terror Tapes - plus BOOnus Bites - are now available. Press play and dare to listen at http://ramonfear.com. Look out for more horrors to come from Yours Gruelly and remember to keep the Fear in your Ear...

01/11/2023

PRESENTING OUR VICIOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE' (8/8)... 🎙💀🗡

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

01/11/2023

PRESENTING OUR VICIOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE' (7/8)... 🎙💀🗡

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

01/11/2023

PRESENTING OUR VICIOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE' (6/8)... 🎙💀🗡

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

01/11/2023

PRESENTING OUR VICIOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE' (5/8)... 🎙💀🗡

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

01/11/2023

PRESENTING OUR VICIOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE' (4/8)... 🎙💀🗡

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

01/11/2023

PRESENTING OUR VICIOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE' (3/8)... 🎙💀🗡

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

01/11/2023

PRESENTING OUR VICIOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE' (2/8)... 🎙💀🗡

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

01/11/2023

PRESENTING OUR VICIOUSLY TALENTED CAST OF 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE' (1/8)... 🎙💀🗡

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/five-lashes

30/10/2023

IT'S HERE. IT'S FEAR.

Our triumphant series finale has just DROPPED like my heart rate when I realised I didn’t clear my browsing history before taking my typewriter to get fixed. And this one is quite a treat. It's a bumper episode with a bumper cast and a lot of people get bumped off, so everyone wins!

Download and listen now on your preferred apps and don't forgot to tell everyone you hate about the show! Just because the series is over, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M FINISHED.

28/10/2023

Olaf Clayface, whale techno extra-un-ordinaire, was at 's studio today to lay down vocals for a new track, Five Fathoms!

It'll be in the finale of season 1 coming out this Monday, don't miss his whaling warble! Or his warbling wails.

27/10/2023

School's out! Or rather, school's IN - the series finale! Presenting to you, with their best class photos, the cast of our school reunion slasher 'FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE'! Episode 6 - Monday 30th October. Don't be late!

26/10/2023

Sneak peek of our peaking clips, clipped from the latest episode! Have you heard the full thing yet? Speak up! We can't hear you...

24/10/2023

Less than a week to go until our SERIES FINALE!!! This one is set in a school and, if I do say so myself, It's going to be an absolute belter! 💀🎃🗡️🎓🥂

20/10/2023

Greetings Fleshbags! For some eerie and unknown reason, Facebook took down all the Wreck-a-mmendations I posted here for this month. Apparently, we broke the rules but, helpfully, they haven't told us why. Some solid and completely confusing cybersecurity there. Anyway, head on over to our other socials to find out what we were offering in terms of podcasts, films and horror experiences just in time for the Spooky Season. TREAT YO'SELF! 🎃👻

19/10/2023

GOOD NEWS, MUTANTES! One year on from when we put out our first episode and now we are part of a network! Thrilled to be joining these fabulous folk. Happy Podomedy Day to us!! 🎉🎂🎧💀

NEW SHOW ALERT ⤵

Ramon Fear's Terror Tapes - The original horror-comedy anthology podcast 💀

This team has worked on such classic podcasts and shows as Wooden Overcoats, The Now Show, Russell Howard's Good News, Andy Zaltzman's Greatest of All Time.

A modern-day creepshow to make you laugh until you scream. And laugh again.

We're thrilled to have one of the most inventive shows around join our network just in time for Halloween 👹

Listen to all episodes now https://shows.acast.com/ramon-fear-terror-tapes

18/10/2023

PRESENTING OUR EERILY TALENTED CAST OF 'SPEAK UP' (3/3)... 🎙💀🎧

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/speak-up

18/10/2023

PRESENTING OUR EERILY TALENTED CAST OF 'SPEAK UP' (2/3)... 🎙💀🎧

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/speak-up

18/10/2023

PRESENTING OUR EERILY TALENTED CAST OF 'SPEAK UP' (1/3)... 🎙💀🎧

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/speak-up

16/10/2023

Don't rewind that old cassette, the latest Terror Tape has just landed!

This episode is set in a recording studio and is enough to give audiophiles an audio phobia!

https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/speak-up

Don't forget to scream from the rafters about the show to those unfamiliar with the Fear. The next episode - our series finale - will be ready to wrap you up and squeeze you tightly in two weeks!

13/10/2023

Happy Jason Day, campers! Presenting to you the cast of 'SPEAK UP'! Episode 5 - Coming Monday 16th October - Look after your voice...

04/10/2023

PRESENTING OUR DIABOLICALLY TALENTED CAST OF 'THE DEVIL'S MULLET' (3/3)... 🎂💀🎧

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/devils-mullet

04/10/2023

PRESENTING OUR DIABOLICALLY TALENTED CAST OF 'THE DEVIL'S MULLET' (2/3)... 🎂💀🎧

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/devils-mullet

04/10/2023

PRESENTING OUR DIABOLICALLY TALENTED CAST OF 'THE DEVIL'S MULLET' (1/3)... 🎂💀🎧

Listen at https://www.ramonfear.com/episodes/devils-mullet

02/10/2023

The wait is over! Terror Tapes is BACK!

And what a horrible episode to get you started. It's the mid-life crisis from hell!

Don't forget to rant and rave about the show to those uninformed. The next episodes hits you in the jowls in two weeks!

29/09/2023

Presenting to you the cast of 'THE DEVIL'S MULLET'! Episode 4 and first of the brand new batch of Terror Tapes. Coming Monday 2nd October - Be Careful What You *Don't* Wish For...

29/09/2023

Absolutely blinding stuff! Congratulations to Wooden Overcoats on their triumphant taking of the GOLD at British Podcast Awards last night! We're so proud to have so many of the talented sods from this show in our Terror Tapes and couldn't have learned the ropes from a better team of mutantes! 🏆🎉⚰️

Kudos and shouts to the cast members who crossed over from Funn to Fear - TOM CROWLEY, BETH EYRE, LUCY FARRETT, PETER WICKS, EMILY STRIDE & AMY ROCKSON - ❤️

26/09/2023

We're very gutted to hear about the death of David McCallum. Been reading the obituaries though and cannot BELIEVE that NOT ONE of them mentions the 1976 horror masterpiece that is 'DOGS' - surely, his calling card work and a must-see for any McCallum fan!

25/09/2023

ONE WEEK until we launch our BRAND NEW EPISODES!

Can hardly contain your excitement/guts? Then enjoy the Reanimated co**se of Episode 3 in the meantime.

It comes with a new intro from Yours Gruelly and a free pen (which I already stole, it's mine now).

https://ramonfear.com/episodes/lease-of-life-reanimated

22/09/2023

Taken from our monthly newsletter (sign up at ramonfear.com/goreword), it's our WRECK-A-MMENDATIONS! Finally! We’re getting to the good stuff! September, where we shake off those last dregs of sunshine and get down to the glorious decay of Autumn. Whilst you wait for our second coming, here are some options.

AMICUS PRODUCTIONS "IN THE GRIP OF TERROR" (Kickstarter) - Those of you with sepulchral fingers on the pulse of UK horror may already know of indie filmmaker Lawrie Brewster and his macabre, retro output. You’ll almost certainly have heard of his latest maniacal plan to raise beloved, iconic Amicus Productions from the dead. Starting with a portmanteau movie boasting segments based on the works of Ambrose Bierce and HP Lovecraft. You have the chance to crowdfund not just the first authentic Amicus horror film in over 40 years, but the future of the revived studio itself. https://kickstarter.com/projects/lawriebrewster/in-the-grip-of-terror-by-amicus-productions-horror-movie

THESE DEMONS (Theatre 503) - When, in 2021, Nine Elms Underground Station sneakily opened, many Londoners came together as one to ask “what the hell is in Nine Elms?” Turns out, the answer is Theatre503. An exciting new studio venue aimed at showcasing and sky-rocketing the UK's new and upcoming playwrights. And from 26 Sept-14 Oct, that spotlight falls on Rachel Bellman's acclaimed & deliciously dark comedy horror These Demons. Longlisted for the Women’s Prize for Playwriting, catch this heady blend of sisterhood, otherness & Jewish demonology while you can. https://culturecalling.com/uk/events/these-demons

FRANKENSTEIN (Nationally Touring) - I’ve never loved the idea of ‘reimagining’ Mary Shelley’s work - storywise, it's up there with Dracula as a book being endlessly reinterpreted and rehashed without a single authentic adaptation. But this touring stage interpretation looks fascinating, sending the dread doctor to the equal horrors of World War II. Victor becomes Victoria, and issues of gender, eugenics and racial purity are added to the mix. If nothing else, it’s good to see a combination of those themes that doesn’t involve Suella Braverman. 19-23 Sept (Derby), 26-30 Sept (Exeter). On tour nationally throughout Oct.
https://derbytheatre.co.uk/event/frankenstein-2/

Finally...
SAW X - the latest instalment in the harrowing reimagining of Inspector Gadget is out just a hair trigger before end of September, ready to hit October with the full force of a deer trap on some poor bastard’s head.

A HAUNTING IN VENICE - Always good value for a deluxe, luxury fright. Branagh is back at Poirot, relocating the famous moustache to Italy. This time we have reigning Oscar champ Michelle Yeoh, intensely intense Jamie Dornan and the most talented embryo, Jude Hill.

IT LIVES INSIDE - Refreshingly assured / depressingly overdue US horror exploring US-Indian cultural identity, loneliness & how not to p**s off your best friend. Having premiered globally at SXSW and Frightfest, this gem is ready to freak you out all over again at cinemas nationwide from TODAY.

20/09/2023

Two of my team are currently laid up in their catacombs with covid. Send funny cat videos and torture p**n 🖤.