Lando Evance

Lando Evance Patriotic, Love peace, Love Football (especially Arsenal FC), Flexible To Life Changes .......

10/07/2023

Miend janeko mit
Tomana kaok en watni
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PapPapa T WuonyarongoWPapa T WuonyarongooPapa T Wuonyarongo

10/07/2023

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I'm not your type echoo owinjo king'ato kwayo menu 😂
Enbe odwa menu mokokete sup mang'eny 😂😂😂

10/07/2023

It is only in Geography you're told
"The Higher You Go The Cooler It Becomes"
Lakini hii maisha,,, the higher you go the hotter it becomes

04/07/2023

A girl missed her period 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive.
Embarrassed, her mom said, who is the pig that got you pregnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house.

Good evening, the man greeted...
Your daughter told me the problem in the house.
I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars.
If it's a boy, I'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account.
If it's twins, I'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?

The girl's father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said , my son, if there is miscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.

😂😂😂

04/07/2023

HOW I GOT HIV/AIDS

Leo acha nifungue roho wakuu😭😭
Najua wengi mtaongea😪lakini mi sijali. I remember nilikuwa class seven that time. Kuna mwalimu alikua anatufunza hesabu. Alikua na ofisi yenye ilikua imepandwa mipapai apo nyuma. Sasa siku moja nikiwa apo kwa mipapai nikaona chungwa. Gafla bin vuu, punde ndio punde yenyewe, ju yenye hua mnasema sio punde yenyewe hii yangu ndio punde🙄. Nikaona punde na macho yangu😲. Nikapigwa na butwaa🤯. B4 butwaa inipige kwanza nilipigwa na beste ya butwaa😥. Ona sasa mko keen mmekodoa macho mkingoja nipate ukimwi🤔. Ahsante sana kwa kunitakia mabaya🥺. Udaku haipendi uvivu. Ungekua keen ivo tangu kitambo ungekua mbali sana sai😂😂💥 shenzi!! SANA🌿💥💟

02/07/2023

I'm
Evance,, not
Evance,,,, yaani Evance
I mean
Lando Evance 😂😂😂
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02/07/2023

Ben White
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My beast

01/07/2023

Mtoto wa 2007 amenipea last warning tatu 😂😂😂

01/07/2023

The highest amount you have received from your partner just to appreciate you?

01/07/2023

Cristiano Ronaldo: I'm still looking for a burger seller! The one who used to feed me for free, when I was poor, to return the favor to her ♥️

The seller, Caldina Caldas, replied to one of the Portuguese channels: I am very happy with him, and this attitude indicates his humility.

Cristiano .. met her, kissed her hand, thanked her, and provided her with the largest restaurant in Portugal and other gifts ♥️

01/07/2023

HOW LUO VILLAGE LADIES USED TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO THEIR BOYFRIENDS IN THE 90s😁😂

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To my Sweet Boy

Amosi ahinya kageno ni ingima maber , bang' mos en hero mara mondo walos kodi matin.

Boy, ing'eyo kaka aheri matek wuod Ojwang' , ing'eyo kuma wahae , tang'o momiyo iketa gi sida mathoth k**a ? ang'o momiyo idwa nega gi alsa osiep chunya ? Awinjo awinja ni nyocha omaku gi Pesila kutimo timbe maricho e tok puoth Jaduong' Jura. En Miluma mane Boy ?

Pesa mane iwuonda ni kiwang'o makaa to ikowona dak iseohorona? Kik iwuonda ni pok iyudo nikech Jopunde nyocha aneno ka oting'o makaa gunde auchiel kowuok go dalau. Nyocha be Min Mise nokona ni ne inyieo long' mar Tokyo gi T-shirt mar TUPAC ire, minyieo ne Pesila Kamis adek gi kijuku . Idwa ni akoni didi ni sirweche ga oti? Chak inyiewna mo mar Bint el Sudan, Solea kata fofofo gi pafium mar yolanda.

Mar adek, achich ni agamo remo Boy, sani koro dwe misima , pok aneno malo . Dwarore ni imiya pesa adhi anen nyamrerwa Obilo Nyar Andiwo omulna iya kata ka an gi rariw. Sani ok adwar nyathi, babwa nyalo nega owada.

Boy, dwarore ni warad wawuo mondo walos wechegi live live. Litna ni ichamo pesila to an tie. Koka pok otieko kata juma nyaka ne ichama e od dawa.

Mogik, wuo gi Omosh Ninja Man osiepi. osiko odwara osiep kendo nyocha okiya e dho ahora kokona ni mondo wanind kode. Bang'e nomiyo Otiya marwa barua gi siling' piero adek mondo okelna. an ok adware owada.

Aweyi gi mago Boy, par kuma waaye.

01/07/2023

I repeat
"When you will realize your father was right, you already have a son who thinks you're wrong"
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28/06/2023

I received a call from a Pastor asking me to be delivered,,,,,
Eeee ntamiss miondoko 😂😂😂
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