Marked Safe Podcast

11/03/2024

Bracket extension: if you haven’t dropped your selection you have until end of day Friday💕

Lettuce celebrate, the new Sandwich Bracket is now ready for you to fill out! Make sure to drop your completed brackets in this thread. Deadline will be 9pm Tuesday 3/12.

27/10/2023

It’s all tricks, no treats for the Kruse family this week. Between broken bones and folks puking their pumpkin guts up, we’re going to have to wait a few more days to hear Melanie’s story for us. Stay spooky and we’ll be back in a jiff ⚡️🖤

09/10/2023

It’s ghoul season, Ghouls - we’d like to drop a Halloween potluck episode on Halloween for you guys, so you know the drill.

You have the mic, put a flashlight under your chin and tell us whatever you want - a scary fact you’d like to share with the class, a ghost story, a hometown mystery, a paranormal experience, a glitch in the matrix, some unsettling s**t your kid said, a curse that haunts your bloodline. Prankster Papaws always welcome.

Send us an email at [email protected], or go to www.markedsafepodcast.com and click the mic on the bottom right to send an audio clip, and we’ll include as many as we can. 👻🎃

Are you Marked Safe? Join friends Brianne and Melanie as they explore the world's darkest calamities & delve into the fallout from them

03/10/2023

Sorry for the late drop, been dealing with some nonsense myself 🫠

Anyway, you know the drill! Post your completed bracket in THIS thread by the end of Thursday 10/5/23 to be eligible. Good luck with whatever this thing is 😂

07/06/2023

Cave of Wonders: Union Park Flood with REMelations! is now streaming

This week, we make friends with alternate reality versions of ourselves, we try to make it right with Big Shark, Brianne is changed by the Hat Man, Melanie pulls a shot out of her gills, the Virgo apology tour never ends, electricity is a hard sell, Mindy and Brooke learn about the power of nope, Melanie is dicks-lexic, there’s vodka and VD behind the carousel, it’s a jerky ride in the cave of wonders, dinosaur measurements return, we have an established tragedy to dick joke ratio, and we look for (and find) the naked helpers.

REMelations: A Comedy Dream Interpretation Podcast

07/05/2023

Top Tier Patreons:

MMMBot: AI & Robotics Compilation is now streaming!

This week, Brianne is triggered by red beans, we know exactly how to repel vampires but not vampire bats, Brianne refuses to suck a caterpillar like a gogurt, the vibe is "woo-no," not "woo-hoo," Sophia might destroy you, Melanie has to use the safeword, the robots just need to be high, Vladimir and Mia may be couple goals, this has been a robot-fronted podcast all along, Brianne is willing to be h***y for the right robot, and we're all headed into the abyss.

25/04/2023

It’s time to fill out your TV Theme Song Bracket! I’m not even “remotely” sorry about these matchups. Fight me.

To be eligible to win you must have your completed bracket and winner posted in THIS thread by Tuesday May 8th. Good Luck!!!

16/02/2023

The Island of Gangrene: Cruise Ship Medicine is now streaming!

This week, true love is about foot smells, it's all Melanie's fault, we are buying bat bikinis, we add a bad corporate statement to the bad corporate statements hall of shame, and Melanie is mean to sharks.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/the-island-of-gangrene-cruise-ship-medicine/

25/01/2023

Bu****le on an Icebox: Magic Show Disasters Part 2 is now streaming!

This week, Melanie is a mama bear and angers the internet, Brianne has advice for would-be criminals, Cody isn't real, Melanie is the little spoon, and we cover problematic magicians.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/butthole-on-an-icebox-magic-show-disasters-part-2/

18/01/2023

A Perfect Maniac: Magic Show Disasters Part 1 is now streaming!

This week, we have everything BUT a head in a box in the mail, we have two cameo appearances on mic, Melanie is a pretty hooligan, 1800s pettiness beats all, and we meet the most adored dog in history.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/a-perfect-maniac-magic-show-disasters-part-1/

04/01/2023

A Gentle Rear-Ending: Automotive Recalls Part 3 is now streaming!

This week, we're not changing for anyone including ourselves, Brianne will not change her oil, it's Ford's turn to get in the pond, Melanie won't permit herself to be laid in a Pinto, and spiders are expected to be your palate cleanser.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/a-gentle-rear-ending-automotive-recalls-part-3/

03/01/2023

It’s finally time to fill out your Favorite Smells bracket! Who will win? Only Brianne nose! Ba dum tsss.

To be eligible to win you must have your completed bracket and winner posted in THIS thread by Tuesday January 10th. Good Luck!!!

29/12/2022

Thank you Katelyn for these AMAZING resin coasters and Pokémon cards. Wanna look cool to your kids? Have epic Pokémon stuff show up from one of your favorite listeners💕

28/12/2022

Tiny Fish of Happiness, Flying Out: 12 Disasters of 2022 is now streaming!

This week, the grief blender hits pulse, we touch wood, the eventful seafood bracket comes to an end, Fun 4 Every 1 is not quite fun for everyone, we learn about a dino the size of a dino, falling into vats of chocolate isn’t that whimsical, we need an OSHA mole, cement gets very hard, and Brianne gets bad news about aquariums

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/tiny-fish-of-happiness-flying-out-12-disasters-of-2022/

21/12/2022

A CVS Receipt of Recalls: Automotive Recalls Part 2 is now streaming!

This week: Melanie incorporates smells into the seafood bracket, everybody can panic, a car is a naughty boy, sweet Ava was not prepared, and Melanie likes it creamy.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/a-cvs-receipt-of-recalls-automotive-recalls-part-2/

07/12/2022

Still on Their Bulls**t: Automotive Recalls Part 1 is now streaming!

Melanie welcomes two lovable kitties, the bracket basket is ominous, a sports car may be made out of spaghetti, we love an internal memo, and Henry Ford supports the homies.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/still-on-their-bulls**t-automotive-recalls-part-1/

30/11/2022

The Grief Blender: Disaster Potluck is now streaming!

This week, grandmas everywhere need to watch their backs, we make the world's worst smoothie, Melanie wants to go to Branson, Beth dodges a bullet at Great Wolf Lodge, Alyson has a family mole, Karen imparts Thanksgiving advice, and Riley's dad is a menace.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/the-grief-blender-disaster-potluck/

26/11/2022

Hey ghouls, it’s been a rough week but we didn’t want to leave you without another episode so we are asking for your help. We would like to keep it casual and do a Thanksgiving/family drama Disaster Potluck. Send us your stories so we can all decompress together. Thank you 💕

[email protected]

16/11/2022

Hey Ghouls! Thanks to some unexpected software difficulties, we will be sitting out this week. Stay safe, don’t posture at kangaroos, and we’ll see you next week! 🦘

09/11/2022

The Building Was Missing: Surfside Condominium Collapse is now streaming!

This week, Melanie visits the child casino, Brianne alienates everyone she loves over Skee-Ball, oysters definitely oyster, Melanie brings up Tendongate, Brianne recommends Kleenex and lotion if your bracket is going poorly, a building is(n’t) in very good shape, Barry is silly, we p**s Disney off again, underwear are not priority in a crisis, Brianne has a bougie butt, and a firefighter is very shy.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/the-building-was-missing-surfside-condominium-collapse/

04/11/2022

Top tier Patreons

His Screams Went Unanswered: The Sodder Children Disappearance is now streaming!

This month, Frank has an abundance of wives as well as Ls, Brianne is culturally sensitive to old people, Melanie loves the word ooze, no one with nine children is having a quiet evening, Ida gets frozen out, and we both realize we can talk about our significant others on Patreon episodes and they will never know.

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02/11/2022

You're Sounding Like a Demon Now: The Exorcisms of Anneliese Michel is now streaming!

This week, it's not Christmas, Melanie doesn't love a jump scare, Brianne bites her tongue about Virgos, demons want you to get bangs, and Brianne wants to be the judge of everything.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/youre-sounding-like-a-demon-now-the-exorcisms-of-anneliese-michel/

31/10/2022

Happy Halloween!

Prankster Papaw Poker Party: Disaster Potluck, Halloween Edition is now streaming

This week, Jess’s cousin fails the vibe check, everyone was actually 7, Heather’s family locks someone in a coffin, Courtney has a tragedy b***r, Carla’s grandfather joins the Prankster Papaw Poker Party, Emily needs a different hobby, Jake makes the obvious choice, Adrianne is rude to an angel, Kit should freak out forever, Noah would not survive a horror movie, Katei is visited by the benevolent spirit of Bobby Nash, and Kathryn accepts her fate.�
https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/prankster-papaw-poker-party-disaster-potluck-halloween-edition/

26/10/2022

The Best Tea Possession Can Buy: Exorcism Compilation Part 1 is now streaming!

This week, Melanie has the brain frog, Brianne's cult is almost ready to launch, Melanie can't wait for Brianne's funeral, Brianne could throw a nun, Melanie is a pioneer in the field of exorcism technology, Brianne wants a movie about jacked up nuns, and Melanie solves the mystery of a manageable possession.�
https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/the-best-tea-possession-can-buy-exorcism-compilation-part-1/

19/10/2022

Cut the Music, Turn Off the Strobe Lights: Disaster Potluck, Halloween Edition is now streaming!

This week, we're your little puppets, Brianne is doing it all, Melanie's kids engage in Halloween mutiny, Kassidy does what any rational person would, Meagan's mom gets the message, Sarah, Becca and Rae have a family full of mediums, Karen is lazy and sleepy, Robyn's mom has a shower encounter in a prison, Chris has to start over with a new child, Lulu finds a good use for black crayons, Amy has a wholesome ghost story, Jordan and her daughter are both spooky, Sophia gets a message in the form of a balloon, Sabryn sees Hat Man's more athletic cousin, and Tianna is vindicated.

12/10/2022

A Grip of Scumbags: 1964 Lima Football Disaster is now streaming!

This week, the bracket winner is a shoo-in, another temporary morgue is featured, no one wants a Yikes Hard Lemonade, and Melanie makes a ballsy request for all your secrets.

https://www.markedsafepodcast.com/a-grip-of-scumbags-1964-lima-football-disaster/

11/10/2022

HURRY BEFORE MY MOM CHANGES HER MIND.

Brianne said if I get enough friends to write in spooky listener stories we can drop a Disaster Potluck on Halloween. PLEASE. I need this. Have you seen a ghost, did you have a bad haunted house experience, did one of those stuffed Michael Myers trick you when you got candy as a kid? PLEASE. This is me begging.

Send them to .com

05/10/2022

Hey friends. We have an episode recorded for this week but some unexpected things popped up and we were unable to get it edited in time. We will be pushing it to next week. Sorry about the delay.

01/10/2022

Top tier Patreons!
I Don’t Wanna Posture at a Kangaroo: The Dreamworld Disaster is now streaming!

This week, macaroni in a pot makes a cameo, Melanie forgets her filter, Brianne doesn't want to eat grasshopper wings, an amusement park ride takes its final voyage, and we give Verruckt and Matterhorn a run for their money in terms of horror.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont-wanna-at-72706415?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator

30/09/2022

When Brianne inexplicably sends you down memory lane. New Patreon episode drops tomorrow!

https://www.patreon.com/markedsafepodcast