Is Weh

30/10/2020

11/04/2020

Wickedness us when
You say I missed you and she just said ok🙄😓😫😭😭😭

11/04/2020

Hustle ooo
Make EFCC no look you troway face😂😂😂

11/04/2020

When heritage no dey, inheritance go dey😄😄😄😄😄

01/12/2019

And He Said
Once they Engage you in Nigeria, You’ll wash
Clothes, wash Plates & Cook till the Ring Sef
will Fade.
2. When she says"i don't date guys who
walk"...my brother buy a wheelchair
3. You Got Angry Because I Forgot Your
Birthday,
Did I Give Birth To You?
4. No girl is more happy than a girl whose
boyfriend's mum calls "our wife" she can
even
wash the compound gate
5. One thing about one room apartment is
that
you wake up and see all your properties at
once.
6. “i don't date broke girls”
Said by a guy who bathes with soap until it
looks
like a sim card!
7. S*x is like a secret cult everybody
belongs to,
but no one admits being a member.
Except pregnant women!
*
8. If it's not wet and refuses to enter, apply
saliva on it,
it will enter smoothly. That's how we put
thread
in a needle
9. If “SEX”
has a Last seen Like that of WhatsApp, I
know 2
of my Friends that will Be online Right now...
10. Short girls can use Front camera to snap

16/11/2019

2)_Dangote's daughter is begging me to marry her ...
But I can't marry a girl whose father sells cement
*I just can't do it*
3)_That moment when your battery has 2% life left,
and seeing your landlord upload pictures of him
and his family on Facebook..
Wanting to impress him, you quickly commented
“cute people” but auto-correction changed it to “cult people” and
your battery went
off.
See, don’t bother explaining, just look for another
house….
4)_If I tell you that I don't have money and you tell
me...
"Big boy like you"
I will slap you
*That nonsense should end this year oo*
5)_Girls with small breast , pls don't bath with medicated soap oo, it may wash away ur breast thinking it is pimples
*Its nt me dat said it, somebody said I shud tell u*
6)_Some people will finish bathing with a bucket
and say "I just showered"...
My dear you just bucketed, be real for once
7)_In my country, once you dodge your mother's
slap, you have join cult
*Don't argue with me!*
8)_10 minutes ago I was bored and so I called the
police
Me: Hello, Help! 35 people are following me.
Police: Calm down… Where are you now?
Me: Instagram.
Police: Idiot!
9)_To those ladies that has a child and still thought a guy can date you...
Have u seen a match starting with 1-0 ?
*Have You Seen??*
10)_Feeding money...
House rent...
School fees...
Wife upkeep...
I swear to be a man is not easy, no wonder 'bobrisky' left
11)_How can a bag of rice be sold at #22,000??
Is high time APC took their CHANGE
and gave us our remaining BALANCE...
We are not doing BUSINESS again!!
*Who is with me?!*
12)_My husband must have 6packs...
Red lips...
Muscles...
Dimples...
Riches...
That is how sister Monica clocked 40 without a
husband !!!
13)_People can be so wicked...
How can u say that short people use tap as shower
*What nonsense?!*
jux forget about the number one

16/11/2019

weekend joke
1. If I have ever told u “I love you”
and you are from calabar or Onelga. Please
4give me, I was drunk.
2.
From research, there is no
animal on earth dat can be faster
than a lady who applies makeup
and suddenly rain wanted to fall.
3.
Ahoada babes are very
funny, you will meet them in a
taxi. You
pay taxi fare for them
and buy them Yoghurt then
exchange
numbers, And you will watch
them save your name as TAXI
YOGHURT.
4.
Someone updated: “Rape is
not a sin, it’s
just a surprise s*x”. I
commented, “may
your sisters & wife be
surprised by men”.
He blocked me.
Did I say anything bad.?
5.
This is pure wickedness! how
can i beg my neighbour
for one cup of garri and she told
me dat her mum counted
it::::wetin dat one cm mean?
6.
If u re' fighting with an osha
boy and all of
a sudden he leaves the fight and
start
running around shouting
“Nna eeh! Nna
eeh” flee before he complete
third nna eeh..
Don’t say I didn’t warn u.
7.
Boyfriend that cannot slap
soldier for his
girlfriend, is that one a
boyfriend..?
8.
First day she leaves her top
and towel
at your place, 2nd day she
leaves shoes and jacket, 3rd day
she leaves her make up kit.
Congratulations my
brother you now have a wife.
9.
At the ATM after waiting for
3hours on the Queue, and finally
is your turn den u realised u r
holding your Voter’s Card…
The Witches in ya village
will just whisper in ya Ear…
Soft work - Is_Our_Work ooO
10.
That awkward moment when
the 5 Star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is #1500. You’ll start
explaining and describing coke like “I mean coke…
Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral type...I mean the normal
coke that looks like zobo and jolly
juice….The one Coca-Cola
produces”
11.
Bet9ja will break guys
heart,They will still forgive and
play again But your woman do u
small thing, U tight your
mind like lucky Dube
dread...Why..?``

12/11/2019

You have been dating her for 7 years but you have no plans of marrying her King Pharaoh,please let the Israelite go okay...
2. I broke up with my girlfriend cos she killed a spider in my room . I can't date someone who will ruin my chances of becoming a spiderman..
3. Girls with fallen breasts should avoid being on top during s*x .... guys are tired of receiving unnecessary slaps ...
4. Some guys will wake up by 2am to p*e...
And they will post on Facebook . "Real hustlers don't sleep "..
Who are you deceiving ....
.... Give people time. Give people space. Don't beg anyone to stay. Let them roam.
What's meant for you will always ....
5. Are u looking for a job that could pay 100k a week?
Are u looking for the final solution to all ur Financial problems? ..
Are u seriously thinking of the solution to all these problems?
Then my brother and sister keep thinking ... and wen u find a solution abeg DM me...... I need ur help....
6. I have bought the ring o but the Shame of kneeling down before a 25yrs old girl is something else , i no fit...
7a. Pastors jokes isn't funny at all , but we all laugh because Jesus is watching us..
7b. S*x Shouldn't last for more than 25 mins if she doesn't cm ,she can cm on her way home .Dont kill urself my brothers....
7c. Sooner or later we'll become parents and suddenly we'll start acting like we have common sense...
8. Kissing your man when he's asleep is one of the best love gestures , but some naija women will be searching his phone instead..
9. It's not that I don't have money to buy iPhone11 pro …
It's just that they don't have the colour I want.
They don't have 'cockroach Brown mixed with Pepper soup white with a touch of suya red...
10. shut up! ...get away! .... Get out of here !
Do u know who I am ?. ..these thing are the major causes of traffic jams on Nigerian roads....every other thing is a lie.. ...too much sense...
11. A pastor got out of his car and was slapped by an unknown man 4 no reason. Everyone around was wondering what the pastor was going to do. He moved three steps back and gave the man a serious slap ...serious heart breaking slap . A lady nearby even felt the impact of the slap in her face and asked the pastor , 'Why didn't u forgive?'. He said , " there's more blessing in giving than receiving"...
12. After Fi*****ng someone's daughter all night, you now go to Church to be singing "We Lift our hands to the Santuary". Ahhhh Bros Which hands? if you don't put that hand inside that your pocket eh , Ceiling Fan will cut it laslas*..
13. barbers will use powder to deceive u, making u look like Chris Brown but once u go home and shower !!BOOM u are back to Emmanuella ..
14. One day the trumpet will sound, the whole world will go for judgment , only Nigeria will not hear because of generator sound

16/10/2019

Teacher: how can you tell that a hawk has good eyesight?

Is weh: because i have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

19/09/2019

Jokes time!

1. boys are never single, you dump him today, he is already in 3 months relationship
2. i dont knw what is wrong with me, when i closed my eyes i dont see.
3. if you have attended over 100 wedding and you are still single, you are not different from a canopy.
4. hw many of you can beat your chest to say 'im not double dating.' well as for me i can not beat the chest that is paining me.
5. the reason why i love short girls is that my phone will be on top fridge without password.
6. ladies pls wear bra when fetching water. I done enter gutter again.
7. no be everybody wey get chest dey gym, some they carry people matter for mind.

thank you
enjoy

28/08/2019

its like my neighbour's daughter has join cult if not why will she be wearing red pant and red bra all the time.

27/08/2019

1. Dating a nurse is not romatic she will look into your eyes instead of seeing love she will see malaria typhoid.
2. A guy will remember everything not until his girlfriend ask 'who is she to you? ' voom MEMORY LOST.
3. IS Like lagos conductor have a school of voice training.
4. A lady with makeup and a guy with dyed trouser. Who run faster when its about raining?
5. So no one can break king solomon record? The whole world are full of lazy lazy boys and girls.
6. I know that am not a prophet but i know the person reading this post is holding a phone.

pls invite ur friend, laughter is for everybody

26/08/2019

bathing with ho water for guys is risky, what if your eggs get cooked

25/08/2019

WEEKEND JOKES

1. Sleeping without money in your pocket is risky, What if you dream finding ynurself in a taxi, how will yoau pay?

2. please watch me on NTA Tonight by 6pm, i will pass behind the newscaster.

3. I just test if the phone suit my pocket and this people are shouting thief.

THANK U

22/08/2019

The first time i enter shoprite i went and enter lifter i dont knw what i press! Vooom i saw myself at the backyard.

22/08/2019

If she enters your room and she skip the chair to sit on your bed, then she is not a vrigin.

in fact use two condom

22/08/2019

I just remove my boxer and shift her pant, i dont like drying my boxer close to her pant. I dont knw what u are thinking