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Rhymisms Free public domain proverbs by Harrison Keely.

Men whose sole ambitionis the wish to save their lives,will lose and get perditionas a consolation prize,but the man who...
11/04/2023

Men whose sole ambition
is the wish to save their lives,
will lose and get perdition
as a consolation prize,
but the man who makes his mission
Christ before he dies
gains his life by this decision
and has done what’s wise.

Don’t wait on other folks to actwhen bias is observed,for oftentimes your own impactcan truly change the world.
25/03/2023

Don’t wait on other folks to act
when bias is observed,
for oftentimes your own impact
can truly change the world.

Speech, it can reveal a mind,so mind the things you mutter –lest your brain be found behindthe gunge beneath the gutter.
25/03/2023

Speech, it can reveal a mind,
so mind the things you mutter –
lest your brain be found behind
the gunge beneath the gutter.

Often the grain that falls the farthestwill father the largest harvest.
25/03/2023

Often the grain that falls the farthest
will father the largest harvest.

The world should stop ignoble warringand heed all the glowing warningsthat we’re feeding global warmingand the woe high ...
25/03/2023

The world should stop ignoble warring
and heed all the glowing warnings
that we’re feeding global warming
and the woe high temps are forming.

He who’s faithful with the leastyou can trust with greater,but he whose palms are used to greasecannot be trusted later.
24/03/2023

He who’s faithful with the least
you can trust with greater,
but he whose palms are used to grease
cannot be trusted later.

If the toll of all life’s taskshad at the onset been unmasked,would we pass the trifling pathsfor actions that might eve...
23/03/2023

If the toll of all life’s tasks
had at the onset been unmasked,
would we pass the trifling paths
for actions that might everlast?

I prefer the ”myth and fantasy”skeptics insist is insanity,o’er the risk of man’s calamitywithout the gift of Christiani...
23/03/2023

I prefer the ”myth and fantasy”
skeptics insist is insanity,
o’er the risk of man’s calamity
without the gift of Christianity.

23/03/2023

Did you hear about the pediatrician who bribed his patients to get lab samples?

He told them, “You’re in for a treat.”

Those who stop listening to correctionfind wisdom has left in a different direction.
21/03/2023

Those who stop listening to correction
find wisdom has left in a different direction.

Did you hear about the time Mr. Rogers went to a magic show?He drew a card, hid it in the deck, and the magician asked, ...
20/03/2023

Did you hear about the time Mr. Rogers went to a magic show?

He drew a card, hid it in the deck, and the magician asked, “Is this your card?”

Then he drew another card, hid it in the deck, and the magician produced a red sweater: “Is this your cardigan?”

Did you know most Bible characters loved French bread? For instance, Abraham baguette Isaac and Isaac baguette Jacob but...
20/03/2023

Did you know most Bible characters loved French bread? For instance, Abraham baguette Isaac and Isaac baguette Jacob but Jacob baguette Reuben.

We often pray for the afflicted,that peace may be restored,but let us pray, too, for the wicked,that they may seek the L...
19/03/2023

We often pray for the afflicted,
that peace may be restored,
but let us pray, too, for the wicked,
that they may seek the Lord.

The blessing of the Lord brings wealth;He adds not sorrow but good health.He meets you at your every needand makes your ...
18/03/2023

The blessing of the Lord brings wealth;
He adds not sorrow but good health.
He meets you at your every need
and makes your daily plans succeed.

If it appears I’ve lost my grip,alas, my dear, I’ve fallen sick!This time I fear It’s not the pip!Whichever mix of small...
18/03/2023

If it appears I’ve lost my grip,
alas, my dear, I’ve fallen sick!
This time I fear It’s not the pip!
Whichever mix of small physics
my doctor picks for me to lick,
I vow to swallow awfully quick
now that I need a solid fix,
and hope that it kicks in by six,
for I believed all of their tricks,
and now I’ve gotten politics!

If you want to end up quoted,just like Henry David Thoreau did,to your pen you’ll stay devotedtill poetic men have doted...
18/03/2023

If you want to end up quoted,
just like Henry David Thoreau did,
to your pen you’ll stay devoted
till poetic men have doted.

A society that places safetyo’er other concernsin the end, will not escape thefate that it has earned.
18/03/2023

A society that places safety
o’er other concerns
in the end, will not escape the
fate that it has earned.

17/03/2023

A young doctor made a house call to an old farmer who lived alone in a rundown barn. The farmer had been complaining of chest pains, so the doctor brought his medical bag with him.

As he was about to leave, the doctor tripped over a loose plank and fell face-first on the floor. His bag spilled open and his reflex hammer flew out. It soared through the air in slow motion and landed somewhere in a huge pile of straw.

The doctor got up and dusted himself off. He looked at his watch and realized he was running late for his next visit.

“Oh no! I need that reflex hammer right now!” he shouted in panic. “I have to have it for my next appointment! Can you please help me find it?”

The farmer looked at him with a blank expression.

“It’s good as lost now,” he said in a drawl. “We’d be looking for a knee tool in a haystack.”

He who heeds my pleas for wheatwhile he feasts on sweetened meadand eats his treats of beets and meat,metes a meed effet...
17/03/2023

He who heeds my pleas for wheat
while he feasts on sweetened mead
and eats his treats of beets and meat,
metes a meed effete indeed
when he but meets my need to feed!

The more easily you get your wealth,the less good it will do;far better to accept your dealthand fight for what is true.
20/01/2023

The more easily you get your wealth,
the less good it will do;
far better to accept your dealth
and fight for what is true.

If your enemy’s oppressed,you should give him any rest,ensure his injuries are dressed,and treat him the very best,lest ...
20/01/2023

If your enemy’s oppressed,
you should give him any rest,
ensure his injuries are dressed,
and treat him the very best,
lest you are the one who’s next
to appear at his address.

Don’t fine the innocent a cent,or send a spitz after the scentof a sint sachem who’s not sinned!(For that matter, restra...
20/01/2023

Don’t fine the innocent a cent,
or send a spitz after the scent
of a sint sachem who’s not sinned!

(For that matter, restrain the Doberman
from going after noble men.
Keep him in his oval pen,
and don’t let him roam again!)

O, how often I have missedwhat is of most importwhen I wield my wits insteadof being a good sport.
20/01/2023

O, how often I have missed
what is of most import
when I wield my wits instead
of being a good sport.

Pray for those who torture and abuse,who raze without remorse –that they may try their brother’s shoesand change their w...
19/01/2023

Pray for those who torture and abuse,
who raze without remorse –
that they may try their brother’s shoes
and change their wicked course.

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