20/06/2024
I can't be the only person who consistently sits down at their desk just as the monitors decide to sleep, right?
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- Co-Host of "The Pox & Puss Podcast: An Appalachian Trail Thru-Hiker Experience"
I can't be the only person who consistently sits down at their desk just as the monitors decide to sleep, right?
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Ever look at your grandfather's earlobes and think, "S**t! THAT'S where this is all headed?"
We have seen each other through it all, and when push come to shove, I will send a fully armed batallion to remind you of my love
https://open.spotify.com/track/6OG1S805gIrH5nAQbEOPY3?si=XG63wcEmSgO--oLlOgjN3w
"I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite,
I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night"
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"These rats in races got me pistol-whipped like stamens
I ain't complaining, though, just hopping off this fence
Cause when it's all said and done, things will finally come together and make some sense"
I'm in my Gen-X 90s/early 00s Feelings today...
Provided to YouTube by VolcanoBig Beat Evangelists · 2 Skinnee J'sVolumizer℗ 2002 Volcano Entertainment II, L.L.C.Released on: 2002-10-27Producer: Mickey Pet...
Sure, Blondie might have been our first white rapper, but did any of you remember that her "rap" was mainly about a man from Mars and the things he eats? You being one of those things.
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Is SkyNova a real company, or just a commercial invented to increase usage of the "Skip In 5 Seconds" feature?
Why would Google Street View blur this random tree top?
Do what now?
Somebody's been diggin'...
I can't be the only one who looked at their freshly shattered phone screen and thought, "Damn, I wish I could take a screenshot of how bad this is," right?
Cherish those coworkers who will say, "F**k you," as a compliment.
Nobody:
Grocery stores: We're selling crappy outdoor furniture at high prices until August!
A quick reminder to throw your stuff away before you die. I don't know who any of these people are or which relative this belonged to. See you at Goodwill, folks!
Was this supposed to be humorous? Or was Walker trying to give us some sage advice? This is an ad for insurance, E.L.!
The Forest City (NC) Courier - 2/7/66
By the time they were 5 years old, my great-grandmother and her sister started every conversation by asking, "Ugh. What do *you* want?"
"I got a few past due bills. I won't get specific"
https://open.spotify.com/track/5SkRLpaGtvYPhw02vZhQQ9?si=viMgVOkLQlCwBWMpEQKenQ
Kanye West, Syleena Johnson · Song · 2004
I cannot explain how specifically targeted the ads I am getting tonight are based solely on my movements today.
There were three ads in a row on Spotify: They started with an ad about where I was this morning, the second was about where I went after that, then it gave me an ad for what I do for a living... WTF?!?!?!
Are these things illegal in all 50 states? The 2012 OG brand!
Me: *skips three pretty good songs in a row*
Spotify: Oh yeah, MFR? Take your medicine! Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young!" NO SKIPS!
Me: (to self) You know, take the saxophone solo out...
Drove past the local crossfit gym just in time to see a young woman walk out the door and promptly throw up.
God, I hope they're talking about Dave Thomas!
Well, well, well, The Historic Cavalier Hotel & Beach Club, it seems as though we're caught in a bit of a standoff.
I, the son of a former Virginia Beach Cavalier Club cabana boy, and current Marriott Bonvoy member, who is now in possession of one of your keys.
And you, a hotel obviously missing their key to room 734.
Postage is guaranteed?
What's in it for me, Marriott Hotels / Marriott Bonvoy ?
"Did you ever hear the Tragedy Of Darth Plagueis The Wise?"
"Unknown Number" just left the following message: "Mrs. Pragdum, this is Ed from Mark's Building Delivery & Repo. We're gonna pick up your building on Friday. Please have it empty. Thank you."
Surprise Mrs. Pragdum, ol' Ed mis-dialed from a blocked number!
Happy Friday to ya!
When you're checking out Zillow, and it suddenly becomes an episode of The Office
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Need a rabbit hole? Check out the latest ep of @inthepinespod to learn about the #sojoana book mystery. A collection of codes, coordinates, & maps leading to locations, many in the Appalachian region. Don't worry, Quilt Trails and Number Stations show up! https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/mH1pe5qrIGb
Spearfinger, a prominent figure in the #sojoana book mystery, is said to live inside the tunnel of the Road to Nowhere near Bryson City, NC. Spearfinger is said to have a long, sharp finger on her right hand that she uses to stab her victims in the neck or heart, and then remove their livers to eat. Learn more about #Spearfinger, on the latest episode of @inthepinespod. https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/OhodgUZGEGb
How do I build camaraderie among my new co-workers? I use as many odd Quinten Tarantino gifs as possible.
Every few months I'll think to myself, "Yeah, I'll join that discord," and then I will. 20 minutes after joining...
Another Daddy/Doghter Saturday, another pre-game lunch pick-up from Cook Out, and another pup-cup for Taco! #collegefootball #dauchshund #icecream
I've been giving presentations for the past few days, and have another one later this morning. I came in early today, so my wife was still asleep. This means I had not spoken with anyone until I saw a co-worker... I've lost my voice. Not completely, but it will be gone by Noon today.
This is my boss today... and pretty much every single day ever since my company decided to not change my job, but change my department. #tpsreports
Happy Friday! I changed departments and office locations, and I'm doing the exact same job I had before. But now, instead of working with 2 other people... it's 20. So I'm doing the "getting to know you" song and dance over and over. It's also a very young office... and I'm an old. "Hey, we're going out drinking at the brewery after work, want to come?" "Thank you for the invitation. I might go with everyone some time and have a ginger ale." "Ginger ale?" "Yeah, I don't drink." "Oh, ok. Cool." **disturbed look**
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