Copulators Die First

09/11/2020

WE BACK! And what good timing we have! The first 20 or so minutes are us waxing political, but excuse us as our q***r asses feel safety and security for our lives for the first time in say...four years? This week’s movie is 2019’s The Mortuary Collection! Exploding p***s!!!!! K, bye! ☠️ ***rartist ***sexplosion ***sdanger ***rhorrorfan ***rhorror

09/11/2020

Ok, promise this is the last one (for now). But this one is VERY good. from ***rhorror 🎃

07/11/2020

Call the priest, bring the sage, splash the holy water. And probably some bleach too.

07/11/2020

YOU’RE FIRED, BITCH! THIS. IS. HISTORY! We have a BLACK WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! from ✊🏾🇺🇸💙

21/10/2020

Oh, hey! A new episode dropped Monday! This week is shorter ‘cause we’re chatting about the 57 minute long original Host! What a fun little ditty! 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorrorfan ***rhorror

13/10/2020

We’re baaaaAaaack! It’s spooky season, and we’ve decided to highlight exclusives this October ( but PLEASE & THANK YOU). First up, Spiral! We talk how Malik is def the bottom, the daughter is just doing her best, and good representation. Yas! 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorrorfan ***rhorror

09/10/2020

We must give credit where credit is due: via .you.think.you.can.goth 🎃 ***rartist ***s ***rhorror

06/10/2020

Hey, excuse me who do you think you are coming in here unannounced and snatching wigs during spooky season? ☠️

28/09/2020

(Also we’re almost back)

01/09/2020

I mean...🤷🏻‍♂️ (thnx for this one, )

12/08/2020

Over 5,000 downloads!?

10/08/2020

Epi 65 out now, bbs! Session 9! Go listen and be merry, ya massholes! 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

06/08/2020

This is real. Apparently the children of the corn can save us from Corona. ***rartist ***rhorror

21/07/2020

↔️

20/07/2020

Episode 64 out now! We’re talking Event Horizon, the weather, sub sandwiches...it’s a journey. 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

06/07/2020

At long last, Ash & Nick got back to werk. This week they’re reading “The Gate” the house down boots. Do you have opinions? Please share them!

03/07/2020

🤷🏻‍♂️

22/06/2020

That’s all! 👻🎃☠️😘

01/06/2020

We’re back. It’s pride month. While these are exciting things, now is not a time for self-indulgent celebration. All across the country, rallies and protest urging respect, safety, and justice for our BIPOC brothers and sisters are being met with unforgivable violence and cruelty. Listen if you need a breather, but remember that things are not ok right now. If you can, protest. If you can’t, donate, speak up, and spread the word (donation options in bio). As members of the horror community, we must recognize that what’s going on right now are themes that horror movies have been bringing to the forefront for decades -that racism is real and harming many and those that don’t believe this are the monsters we need to bring down. CDF stands in solidarity with the black lives matter movement. If people feel there is anything we could be doing as a media outlet, PLEASE let us know.

29/05/2020

NEW EPISODE MONDAY!!!

30/04/2020

Does this count as a face mask? 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

29/04/2020

SOUND ON! Episode 60 out now! There’s talk of guacamole AND pandemics! Could you ask for anything more!? 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

27/04/2020

Episode 60! Is Coronavirus this generation’s Black Plague? Perhaps. Let’s discuss. Nick and Ash get down to the nitty-gritty-icky-sicky science and history of The Black Plague.

25/04/2020

Our message is quite simple: listen!

23/04/2020

Like, you get it, right? Tourist Trap episode out now, please listen in these trying times! ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

22/04/2020

Y’all, Davey is a QUEEN! A glorious dumpster fire of a QUEEN! Listen to our newest ep on Tourist Trap to hear us out on this topic! 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

21/04/2020

W**d be remiss not to wish everyone a happy spooky 420! Hash & Horror 4eva! 🎃

20/04/2020

OMG, we’re finally back talking about a movie! This episode may make no sense whatsoever, because Nick & Ash are two homosexuals on the brink of a complete mental breakdown....but then again, isn’t that basically what Tourist Trap is? Come take a trip down “vintage highway” and we’ll address what we feel is arguably the original “gayest film ever made.”

18/04/2020

Ms. Corona, who ARE YOU? 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

16/04/2020

̇d19

12/04/2020

Get it?

11/04/2020

10/04/2020

Happy Friday! Haven’t listened to our newest episode that dropped on Monday? Now’s the perfect time! In this installment of Paranormal Pansies, Ash & Nick discuss the current state of the world and Nick covers some creepy stuff from CDF’s home state, weird NJ! 👻👽☠️

08/04/2020

But where’s the lie? 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

06/04/2020

WE’RE BACK, PUMPKINS! Sorry for the short hiatus, but life has been throwing us some curve balls over here at camp CDF. BIG NEWS: starting with this episode, Paranormal Pansies will now be a permanent biweekly fixture on CDF! So that means movies and rainbow-colored stories of the paranormal and macabre switching off every week for your listening pleasure! This week, we have a Paranormal Pansies episode about our weird-ass home state of NJ. Stay safe, everyone! ☠️🎃👻

03/04/2020

29/03/2020

Social distancing, but make it corporate.

26/03/2020

This seems like an appropriate for everyone’s current situation. Dunno about you, but Ms. Corona and this is doing my head in. -Nick 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists

26/03/2020

Who wants to green light this project? 🎃 ***rartist ***rhorror ***rartists