Patto and the Sunshine

13/01/2023

We set out to do 6 episodes

Expected 8 listeners including both of us 😃

Exceeded all expectations whilst having great fun 😂

Thank you all our listeners and followers. We’re so very grateful to you all ❤️

10/01/2023

It’s landed 🫶

07/09/2022

Listen up folks 👂🏼

As some of you may have seen, recording for season 2 is well under way 👏🏼👏🏼

With the ball finally rolling we just wanted to put it out there that we will be looking for sponsors in the very near future 👀
Details are yet to be finalised but if you would be interested in sponsoring the podcast and in return have a feature on the episodes then please get in touch with us 📧

You can drop us a message on here or email [email protected]

Keep your eyes peeled for updates coming soon

Team P&S ☀️

06/08/2022

We’re all going on a summer holiday ⛱

All episodes from season 1 are available to download and listen to at your pleasure 🎧

Jetting off on holiday?
Long road trip?
Lazing around the pool?
Or keeping those steps up during the summer…

Download the episodes in advance and listen whenever the time suits you 😊

Patto & The Sunshine is available to download on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & Buzzsprout.
All links can be found further down 👇🏽

Thank you for all the support during season 1, we’ve hit over 3000 downloads 🥹 thanks to you lovely lot!

Enjoy your summer and we will be back in September 👌🏽

Happy listening 😌

Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/patto-the-sunshine/id1611063393

Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7Edo073ZjmJS6KhLkC8Xzy

Buzzsprout - https://www.buzzsprout.com/1934506/

04/08/2022

PATS ☀️ Season 1 Finale - Part 2

Episode 26 - LIVE

Back with what transpires to be a bonus episode, taking us through short snippets from episodes 13-24 of season 1.

We hope this gives you some short reminders of the second half episodes or a taster of what to expect so you can download and listen to the episode in its full glory.

So that’s us for now, 2 weeks holiday then back to the grindstone of planning and producing season 2 for your listening pleasure.

Thank you everyone for downloading, listening and sharing us with others. We appreciate you xx Patto & Kirsten ☀️

DOWNLOAD & LISTEN

Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7Edo073ZjmJS6KhLkC8Xzy

28/07/2022

Season 1 Finale - Part 1

I’m simple terms, the team bring to you some very short sound bites from episodes 1-12 to recap the start of the journey.

From a brief conversation in December 2021, to recording their 1st ever episode in February 2022, the pair are rightly proud of their achievements to date 😊

We are all so very grateful of you all listening and can now boast having over 3,000 downloads and goodness knows how many more listens.

We’ve decided to do a bonus episode (as Brad couldn’t fit it all into 1 🙄😂) so part 2 covering episodes 13-24 will be with you next week 🥰

Happy recap (these are not necessarily the best bits even 😉)

Download & Listen - https://open.spotify.com/show/7Edo073ZjmJS6KhLkC8Xzy

21/07/2022

Episode 24 - LIVE

The ‘’Affair Pair’😂

It’s the penultimate episode of season 1 and the team are here to have a laugh and raise a smile or two like the 23 episodes before.

In this episode, it’s been suggested that the pair may have more than just a professional(ish) 😂 relationship, with a few insinuations that they maybe having an ‘affair’ 💄🫦💋

Therefore, Patto and Kirst face it head on and try to illustrate a range of things they’d rather do, than have an affair with each other 🤮😂

All the other usual stuff and a slightly longer episode than planned, but true love takes time 😂😂

We hope you enjoy it ☺️
Please share, love and laugh 😘

All episodes available here - https://open.spotify.com/show/7Edo073ZjmJS6KhLkC8Xzy

14/07/2022

‘Dry Scotland & Hurricane Roach’ - LIVE 🎤

Back to real time recording 😬

Patto & The Sunshine reunite to record for the first time in several weeks and their non existent planning leads to an impromptu episode with as much structure as 4 billion grains of sand 🙄

That said, their free flowing conversation wanders down rabbit holes that no rabbits 🐇 (or even burrowing snakes 🐍) would ever go down 😀

Learn all about Patto’s outrageously expensive birthday weekend in Edinburgh and his freezer drama upon his return home 🥶

Fact of the week gives some amazing 🤔🤔🤔🤥 facts about the story of HMS Reluctant and it’s plight at the hands of ‘The great hurricane’ of 1780 and how it was the influence behind one of the greatest books ever written.

The pair loved being back recording and they hope you enjoy this disfunctional but hilarious episode 😂

07/07/2022

Episode 22 - 6am today ⏰

‘Pattos Birthday’ & ‘The Sheepskin Ages’

It’s Pattos Birthday 🎂🍾🥂🎊🎁🎈🎉 and the team make a ‘really big’ effort in honour of the great man 🤷‍♂️

Patto ‘literally’ goes all in with everything he knows about the self proclaimed, greatest day (7) and most specialist month (7) in the Gregarian 🤷‍♂️ and Babarian 🤷‍♂️ calendars to name a few 😮🤔😂

Even on his birthday, mutiny is clearly at play within the ranks as Pattos ‘Fact of the Week’ is prolonged by Kirsten & Brads relentless derailing tactics against the birthday boys best efforts 😈😈

We’ll let you into a secret, they love him really just as Patto & the Sunshine love their listeners and supporters of this production 🥰

06/07/2022

Episode 22 - LIVE Tomorrow 🥳

Incase you didn’t know, it’s Pattos Birthday soon 🙈🥳

30/06/2022

Sunshines fact of the week - Episode 21

🛏 The Bed Race 🛏

Who knew there was such a thing 🤯

30/06/2022

Episode 21 - live from 6am!

So, just like episode 15 ‘The big feature swap’, Patto & The Sunshine’ swap features yet again

Patto (predictably) calls Kirst’s ‘Fact of the Week’ a complete pile of 💩

Another great edition of Pat vs Kirst, where they do ‘Guess the Film lines’ and Kirsten has a proper mare (check the Braveheart guess out) 😳😂

Patto does this weeks ‘Little Ray of Sunshine’ and goes seriously spiritual but uses it as yet another disguised opportunity to give it to the sunshine right on her nose 😜

A truly brilliant episode and the team are so very grateful that your interest, feedback and downloads, continue to inspire them to do more for your listening pleasure ❤️

23/06/2022

Patto & The Sunshine’ proudly bring to you ‘Episode 20’ 😳 and it’s title should’ve been :-

‘How the hell did we manage that’ 🤷‍♂️😂

In ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ the ever accurate Patto, will let you into an historic and geographical secret kept since 7 AD forged by all the great leaders of that time such as Tuttencarmoon 🤷‍♂️ & Magical Mr Asristopholeese 🐯🤷‍♂️ 🤣

A great edition of Pat vs Kirst where they have a famous ‘duo off’ and Kirsten plays a very clever hand 😉 before going into and her uplifting ‘Little Ray of Sunshine’ 🌞

Another amazing episode and the team are so very grateful that your interest, feedback and downloads, continue to inspire them to do more for your listening pleasure ❤️

Download & Listen - https://www.buzzsprout.com/1934506/

16/06/2022

You know what to do… 🎧

‘Tooth, 🦷 Turtles, Terrapins and Toytoyses’ 🐢

‘Patto & The Sunshine’ have finally managed to record episodes in the bank to give that safety net but are so proud they’ve always managed to publish a weekly episode against all odds 😊

This episode consists of a typically classic nightmare for Patto, resulting in a dental disaster of epic proportions 🫣😬🦷

The ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ will literally leave you ‘Shell Shocked’ 🐢 but we guarantee your ribs will hurt with laughter 🤣😂

A great edition of Pat vs Kirst and the usual ‘Little Ray of Sunshine’ from Kirsten🌞

An absolutely fantastic episode and you’ll really struggle not to end this episode without a smile on your face. Thank you for listening ❤️

09/06/2022

Episode 18 (not 19 as originally stated by Patto 🙄 who else 🤯😂). Released Thursday 9th June 2022 ❤️

09/06/2022

09/06/2022

Episode 18

And so the wild and whippy duo return with another outrageous episode of Patto & The Sunshine.

You do not (or maybe if you’re under 18 you will) want to miss ‘Patto’s’ preposterous ‘Fact of the Week’ (but it is hilarious) 🤣

This episode contains a mixture of all the usual features, trade offs and real life stories (sensationalised where Patto’s concerned 🙄) along with Kirsten using her metaphoric jab to keep Patto on the back foot where needed 🤪🥊

Brad had his work cut out on the bleeping *% #* # “ front on this episode as Kirsten infuriates Patto to which he fully deserves after his opening volley on the Sunshine 😂

02/06/2022

🎤 Episode 17 - let’s goooo 🎤

Cricket Kirst & The Luna Bows 🌔🌈

Here they are, serving you up with another portion of banter, disagreements and as far as Patto’s concerned, a load of complete tosh 🙈😂 (although he genuinely thinks he’s right 😳)

You may learn something with Kirsten’s ‘New feature’ of ‘What, Why, How’ 🤔. This podcast is quite possibly the most informative podcast available to download 🤥

That coupled with yet another outlandish and according to Patto, 100% accurate ‘fact of the week’ 🫢 ,

To top it off, we’ve got ‘Patt vs Kirst’ and Kirsten’s ‘Little ray of sunshine’ to see us out on a positive note 🥰

They don’t like to give too much detail in these bios, they simply want you to listen, be astounded and to laugh or as an absolute minimum smile hard ☺️

30/05/2022

Episode 8 - Pick up a pick up a Parkin

26/05/2022

Episode 16

‘5 Meter Giraffes Tongue’ 🦒

The deadly duo return true to form with their tennis game of slurs and put downs 🎾🙈😂

Yet another 100% accurate ‘fact of the week’ 🤥 (you wont want to miss this one 😂) , we’ve got ‘Patt vs Kirst’ and Kirsten’s ‘Little ray of sunshine’

They don’t like to give too much detail in these bios, they simply want you to listen, be astounded and to properly laugh or as an absolute minimum, smile hard ☺️

25/05/2022

Episode 16 - it’s a classic 😀

21/05/2022

I’m so hoping this is episode 15 related 🙈 if not, it’s 16 spoiler 😉

19/05/2022

Episode 15 🙈

The actual ‘acrutiments’ 🫣

19/05/2022

It’s Thosdi 🥳

Oh Lordy lord 😂🤣
Yet another episode jam packed with laughter and banter from start to finish 👌🏻🤣😂

Pattos offer in Ep14 of finally giving Kirsten her much sought after shot at doing the ‘fact of the week’, he insisted she also do ‘song of the week’ as an additional condition = an absolutely hilarious disaster 🫣

To even things out, Patto took up the baton and performed Kirsten’s ‘little ray of sunshine’ feature and you are in for an absolute treat 😳🤣

With the definitive birth of a new feature called ‘Pat vs Kirst’, whatever your age, you’ll struggle not to enjoy this happy and uplifting feature 🤗

We hope you laugh along with the duo and their outlandish interactions 🤪

13/05/2022

Not 1, not 2 but 14!!

14 Episodes deep of Patto & The Sunshine!

Thank you for your continued support, if you haven’t listened yet then get ya tabs ready…

Please share the love with your friends & family!

12/05/2022

If an emoji could sum up this episode then it would be this 🤣

Episode 14 - LIVE!

There’s change in the air as Patto promotes changes in advance of episode 15 and is this the birth of a new feature in the making 🤔🤔

This episode will confirm *your* thoughts as to *if* these pair *are* on the ‘rate bus’ or what?

The ‘fact of the week’ steels the show in episode 14, yet there’s all the usual features and *ad* hoc discussions which brings together another fabulously funny episode 👌🏻😂

We hope you enjoy and if you do, please let us and others know 🥰

05/05/2022

Ep13 - LIVE 🎙

These two just keep on getting better and better. It was the Sunshine’s turn to arrive not in the sunniest of mindsets.

Within seconds the laughter kicks off and they’re in their happy place tearing strips off each other and laughing at themselves.

Patto confesses to jumping on the bandwagon and suddenly being a supporter of the local winning football team, the Sunshine quizzes him on the inns and outs - she clearly doesn’t know - does he though🤦‍♀️

The Sunshine reveals more of her “Malteser” self and how she’s just human too 🙈

They chat about 80’s Saturday morning TV and all of the usual features that you’ve come to enjoy.

Thanks for listening, please keep sharing 😊