Wall Street? 💵
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! 🐟
$2.50 fee 💵
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel.
Nobel who? Nobel, so I knock knocked. 🔔
Optometrists 🥸
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs. 💡🦍
Re-Morse code🩴
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey. 🏴☠️
Vacuum cleaner 🧹
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1. 🏃♂️
Anti-fool 🧠
Every morning, I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke. 😅
illegally parked? 🤔
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents. 😂
Big Brain! 🧠
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away. 🐸
Anti-Food 🍟
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession. 😈
Outlaws 🩴
What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted. 😅
Anti-gravity 🌑
I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nut.. 😒🥜
I LOST POWEERRR!! 😭
I back.. lost power 😭🥔
Dogggies 🐕
If you take $2 out of an ATM that has a $2.50 fee, do you owe the machine money? 💵
Bruhhh is a WALL! 🏏🧱
#Cricket #ACCU19MensAsiaCup
Bruhhh is a WALL! 🏏🧱
#Cricket #ACCU19MensAsiaCup
Is this guy a PSYCHIC or PSYDUCK lol. 😭
He's charmin things into existence.
#CODMobile #CODM #COD
He's probably mad! 😅
#CODMobile #COD #CODM
Strong sniper! 🍇
#CODMobile #COD #CODM
