Bad First Impressions

21/07/2024

Solo show, Trump calls in to go over his assasination attempt. Alonzo sings Randy Newman and discusses the news including the Tenacious D hiatus, a wealthy white couple adopts black slaves, and the movie "Longlegs".

I'm wearing Sam K. Haynie's shirt IRONICALLY because it's STUPID

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Solo show, Trump calls in to go over his assasination attempt. Alonzo sings Randy Newman and discusses the news including the Tenacious D hiatus, a wealthy w...

11/07/2024

George Anthony is a real hero

Bad knees

10/07/2024

Official Music Video for “Drew don’t wanna lose weight” performed by Alonzo Cantu.

In honor of Ethan Martinez and Drew Blues’s weight loss competition

Official Music Video for “Drew don’t wanna lose weight” performed by Alonzo Cantu.In honor of Ethan Martinez and Drew Blues weight loss competition

07/07/2024

The comic stylings of Alonzo Cantu, featured during Dorcol Friday Open Mic 6/29/18

07/07/2024

did you know Raul Sanchez dropped a new special 🤯

This is a set that was recorded while I was opening for Drew Hernandez, who was kind enough to have me on his tour in Texas. I have new material that I want ...

29/06/2024

we got a show tomorrow, Drew Blues eats with the dishes

Funny "yo mama" jokes from remember the titans

21/06/2024

Alonzo discusses tallness in white people, going to school with migrant farm workers, and finds out Smash Mouth died. Rocky Lopez is on his phone (allegedly using Grindr)

Alonzo rants about tallness, migrant farm workers, and finds out Smash Mouth died

21/06/2024

no episode this saturday 😢
Going to leverage the T-Shirt Money into some short term, high yield investments in Nevada this weekend . We will be back June 29th with Ryan Herrera. I would suggest watching The BFR Podcast but we all know that is a joke is poor taste

21/06/2024

check out Warren Greed’s episide, like and subscribe to BFR (if Joe Bean doesnt get 1 new subscriber a week he hurts Rich)

Episode 58 of The BFR Podcast is here! We're joined by comedian Warren Greed ahead of his show "THE GAME SHOW SHOW" at the Station Comedy Club in San Antonio...

19/06/2024

Sam K. Haynie calls into the show to peddle some more cheap crapola onto an unsuspecting audience. Then gets taken to task by the Host over his cheap attempt to smear Alonzo on social media.

Sam Haynie’s Apology: youtu.be/E7qb_sLwPIk?si=YTWmp0IvvIKmLGs2

Full Rocky Episode: youtu.be/vrzkkhfCBvg

Full Haynie Episode: youtu.be/UNMOcbPVW0o

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Sam K. Haynie calls into the show to peddle some more cheap crapola onto unsuspecting audience. Then gets taken to task by the Host over his cheap attempt to...

17/06/2024

BFI LIVE! 06/15/24: w/Rocky Lopez

Great time on the show today, we had Rocky in studio, Ethan Martinez calls in with weight loss updates and discusses strategies with Alonzo.

Rocky gets into a debate with the host over freedom of speech, and Sam K. Haynie also calls in to bismerch the honor of the Ace Man.

and irreverent comedy podcast hosted by stand up comic Alonzo Cantu

15/06/2024

Sam K. Haynie posted a yoga photo I took in the privacy of my livestream in order to shame and silence me.

As a role model, I called him out for being a dirty auto fellating foot fetishist. Sam then posted this out of context yoga picture as some sorta attempt at a “gotcha moment”, for the sole purposes discrediting my comment.

I will not be silenced

14/06/2024

I had a bad ass time on this podcast

This episode gets political! The boys are back with special guest, comedian, and one of our favorites from the high af show…..Alonzo Cantu! Come sesh as they...

10/06/2024

Officer Alonzo and Deputy Haynie track down a couple of jabronies, we also have Ethan Martinez and Don Robles on the line.

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Officer Alonzo and Deputy Haynie track down a couple of jabronies, we also have Ethan Marinez and Don Robles on the line.Full Episode: https://www.youtu.be/U...

09/06/2024

Ethan Martinez bravely steps forward to shamelessly expose Don Robles for painting the interior of his van like the exterior of Jeffery Epstein’s “Party Temple”. Robles addresses these allegations and discusses his trust fund

Ethan Martinez bravely steps forward to shamelessly expose Din Robles for painting the interior of his van like the exterior of Jeffery Epstein’s “Party Temp...

09/06/2024

Comedian Sam K. Haynie blesses us with his presence. We discuss the Don Robles rumors, Ethan Martinez calls in and we go over shocking footage of a local comedian harassing a lady

We also do a Yeezy Pods unboxing/tasting, and discuss Woody Allen’s daughter wife. Also “Zionist Mickey Mouse” makes an appearance.

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Comedian Sam Haynie blesses us with his presence. We discuss the Don Robles rumors, Ethan Martinez calls in and we go over shocking footage of local comedian...

19/05/2024

Check out the full episode here:
https://www.youtube.com/live/HYKApGWMnB4

Daniel Velasquez IG: .daniel

Listen live every Saturday 12pm-2pm CT

Check out the full episode here:https://www.youtube.com/live/HYKApGWMnB4Daniel Velasquez IG: .daniel Listen live every Saturday 12pm-2pm CT ...

19/05/2024

Facebook is being weird, but here is this weeks BFI LIVE on youtube

a Live Call-in Show Hosted by comedian Alonzo Cantu

18/05/2024

What topics do you want me to discuss on BFI LIVE Tomorrow? (Daniel Velasquez is gonna be the guest btw)

14/05/2024

On today’s episode, friend of the show Don Robles (IG ) betrays me.

Patrick Eyre and Cj Emanuel call in to discuss the betrayal.

Then the crooning ghost of Dean Martin calls in to sing a diss record against Drake and Kendrick Lamar, (then finds time to plug Sam K. Haynie’s gig for some reason)

a Live Call-in Show Hosted by comedian Alonzo Cantu

13/04/2024

No podcast today, sorry folks. Driving back from Corpus with Ryan Herrera after performing with him and Aaron Carranza (great host, had a great time) and others (im too hungover to tag everyone). Def will have a show next week, sorry again.

02/04/2024

It shoulda been biggie and pac getting raided 😢

31/03/2024

“Angels With Dirty Faces” is the movie Home Alone parodied in ”Angels with filthy souls”, pretentiousness aside, you can find this movie on youtube for free and it’s great.

31/03/2024

Song: D-Code By Dust Devil, [Adult Swim] 2001 Pool Bump #2 "All Kids Outta The Pool!"