Chokwadi TV

17/12/2022

Don't complicate life. There is nothing wrong with telling someone kuti (handichakude) what is wrong is to put someone under emotional torture, when deep down you know kuti you no longer have feelings for the person!

04/12/2022

⚫My boss thinks I'm stupid. He sent me to buy 2kg of sugar yesterday but i found only 1kgs at the shop so I didn't buy. When I came back he was pi**ed off saying I should have used my brain and buy two 1kgs to make 2kg of sugar. I kept quiet, today he sent me to buy size 6 of shoes and there was no size 6 but only size 3. So this time I used my brain and bought 2 pair's of size 3 shoes to make size 6. He told me to wait outside the office I saw him writing I think it's a promotion letter who knows!!

09/11/2022

Shame on anyone who still lives at their parents house as for me I was given grace 😇 and I’m at my junior sisters house☺️

08/11/2022

No Woman want a Man who is everywhere, commenting
Woman's picture
Wow wow wow
Like an ambulance.

06/11/2022

Laziness overloaded

31/10/2022

*Amai vaiti pose pavaishanyira muroora wavo vaipakurirwa nzondora. Izvi zvakatora nguva yakati rebei zvichiitika zvokuti vaMwene vakasvika pakubatikana zvikuru.* Vamwene vakasvika pakudana hama dzavo kuti vadziudze zvavaiitwa nemuroora. Musi we dare nyaya yataurwa mwanakomana akasimuka ndokuudza dare kuti ndiye akanga akapa mukadzi mutemo wekupakurira Mai vake tsvara pasi nokuti akakura achiona Mai vake vachipakurira vamwene wavo nzondora, na izvozvo akaona sekuti vamwene ndivo muridzi wenzondora. Hapana chakazotongwa dare rakabva raparara. Zvatinoitira vamwe ngazvisazorwadza kana tava kuitirwawo.

Mwari wekudenga atibatsire kutendeuka zvachose. Isvondo remhinduro mudikani saka wega ingoziva kuti chaunodyara unochikohwa mudikani.

27/10/2022

Vakadzi can be very dangerous murudo umu😢

27/10/2022

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19/10/2022

DON’T ADD ANY UNNECESSARY PRESSURE TO YOUR LIFE

When a mango ripes, it falls on its own but when it’s not, you have to climb the tree, plug it and induce it to rip.

The mango which rips by itself without pressure is richer in minerals and sweeter than the one induced to rip. The induced one may impact your health negatively.

Desperation always makes us get that which is less in quality; never be desperate if you want the best in life.

If Christ was desperate, in Matthew 4, He would have received the kingdom from the devil instead of waiting on God to receive it after the cross of Calvary.

Desperate people add unnecessary pressure on themselves.

They want to get married immediately.

They want to become rich without delay.

They want to harvest as soon as now and they just can’t wait.

The devil is out there to make desperate people sell their future and destiny to him in exchange for that which they are desperate for.

The bad thing in dealing with the devil is that his gift doesn’t last; if he gives you a husband, you’ll be divorced before you know it, if he gives you wealth, you’ll lose your health, if he gives you money, you won’t be alive to enjoy it and whatsoever you get from him, you will lose the ability to enjoy it.

You don’t need to fight for anything in life, learn to wait till you get that which you are asking God for to get to you.

Any blessing you get by cunning, lying, cheating, manipulating events, etc. aren’t from God and won’t add value and joy to your life.

Don’t add pressure on yourself, whatsoever you don’t have now; learn to live without it till you have it without fighting and struggling.

God is faithful, He won’t deny you that which you need and can’t stay without therefore if you don’t have anything that you want now, have faith in God for it and learn to enjoy that which you have.

Live your life from what you have and not things you don’t have

15/10/2022

Teeeeereeeereeesa

06/10/2022

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1513161625861942&id=100000803959449&sfnsn=mo

02/10/2022

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=419981190069958&id=100000803959449&sfnsn=mo
Being limited is a choice.
You have the power to break chains of limitation.

24/09/2022

HOW TO IDENTIFY USERS IN YOUR LIFE.

1)They always say " do this and that for me"

2) Help me with this and that, I don't have this and that, If you can't assist they get offended.

3) They never return the favor, they always give excuses when it's their turn to do something for you

4) They want you to work with their time, they just give you time without finding out if the time also suits you.

5) Everything is according to their terms and conditions.

6) They ask you to sacrifice for their sake but they won't do likewise.

7) They aren't bothered much about your issues, even when you are telling them of your issues, they will be interjecting to say theirs.

8)They only seek you when they want something.

9)They aren't really into your endeavors , they might not be even supporting what you are doing, but want you to pay attention to what they are doing.

10) They don't have time to hear your programs, but for you to hear theirs, how they are making progress, how everyone likes , them, how they did this and that.

Users can be friends, lovers, siblings, associates, leaders, followers, church members, or family members, extended family members pastors or.....

25/08/2022

Stop putting your mouth

25/08/2022

I still don't understand anything 🤣🤣

24/08/2022

Yaa yaa yaa

23/08/2022

Relationships are priceless, cherish them .
Respecting others even when opinions defer is what makes the wise wiser

08/08/2022

08/08/2022

Many people walked out of their marriage because of anger and when they have calmed down, they regret it.
Human relationships comes with problems, so don't think you will ever be in a relationship without problems.
People who suffer from unforgiveness never stay in one relationship, they change partners like celebrities change clothes.
Don't leave a relationship because of headache only to enter another one with cancer 🤣🤣🤣

08/08/2022

[ 👨‍💼: *hie*
👧🏽: *hey*
👨‍💼: *zviriseyi?*
👧🏽: *ndiri bhoo. Ndiyani* ?
👨‍💼: *Isaiah*
👧🏽: *chapter ani?*
👨‍💼: *Ndikwanire*
*wanzwa* .😡😡

05/08/2022

*This coming Sunday munhu wese kuchurch zvenyu zvekuswera pamba muri online zvapera,there are churches which suit whoever you are..*

*Kana uriwedoro enda kuRoma*
*Uriwe fodya enda kuMethodist*
*Uriwe mamini skirt Christ Embassy*
*Unofarira zvigure Zion iripo*
*Unofarira zvekuchema Zaoga iripo*
*Uchida zve fight AFM iri tii*
*Usingade kugeza Johane Masowe iripo*
*Uchida vakadzi hobho Johane Marange*
*Uchida zveNa'nga nguwo tsuku iripo*
*Unenharo kwaMwazha straight,but usingade zvepostori Jehovas Witness iripo*
*Uchifarira machunks SDA iripo*
*Wakatrainer high jump ZCC iripo*😂😂😂

*Hapana excuse*😼😼😼

26/07/2022

HOW I TOLD HUBBY I WAS PREGNANT

Few months after our wedding, I noticed some signs but I didn't tell hubby. I missed my period and went to run a test to be certain and it was positive 🥰🥰
Hubby left for work that morning
I called him and the following conversations took place
Me: hi( angrily)
Him: hi dear what's wrong? U don't sound happy
Me: I just found out what u did😭😭 how could u? And I ended d call. He tried calling me but I didn't pick up his calls. He texted but I didn't reply. After about an hour, I heard d sound of a car. Guess what? It was hubby so I started crying immediately (though faked)
Him: met me crying and was surprised. Baby what's wrong?
Me: how could u? U promised not to hurt me, u said u won't make me cry😭😭😭
Him: surprised... What did I do?
Me: I got the results of ur actions today. Guess what? It was Nelly who threw my attention to it(Nelly is a nurse and a friend)
Soonest, both of our parents will be aware too😭😭😭( crying really hard this time 🤧🤧)
Him: Already shivering this time and was about crying too🥺🥺🥺
Then I handed him an envelope. This is the result of what u did
Him: really scared this time and read it hurriedly.
Wow, we are pregnant 💃💃💃 congratulations baby, and kissed me 🙈 🙈
Only for me to wake up and see that I'm still single 😭😭😭😭
😝😝😂😂🏃🏃

The end 🔚

23/07/2022

🤣🤣🤣💃🏽

23/07/2022

Munotii nemashoko makurusa akadai??😅💃🏽