GRP (Guerilla Radio Podcast)

18/07/2012

A victim of ALP is searched at the airport. Remember: those of us with ALP are victims.

Oh, and we taped Episode 41 and it's a doozy. We have a big cast announcement. Guess you'll have to listen to hear it. 41 should be up in a few days, after Joshie Josh does his magic.

A man famous for having one of the largest pen*ses on record says he was frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants, according to a Huffington Post report.

14/07/2012

Episode 40 is up!

Episode 40 Posted on 07/13/2012 by Heavy G In honor of our 40th episode, we drink 40-ouncers: GI Jane calls in from the military booze store, which has tax-free h***h. We talk about the (awful) Obamacare decision. It takes pretty much all the episode–with s*xual references sprinkled...

06/07/2012

Episode 40 is taped. GI Jane joins us by phone when she makes a booze run to the base, where h***h is tax-free. We put in a big order.

30/06/2012

Episode 39 is up. "G** damned moonshine!"

Episode 39 Posted on 06/29/2012 by Heavy G Whatcha drinkin’? “G** damned moonshine!” It’s way better than Mikey Mike thought it would be. Thanks to Daryl, GI Jane’s friend, for the ‘shine. Killer B has some “Liquid Larry” troubles. It’s kinda gross. Father’s Day is a total rip off....

23/06/2012

What is the most memorable line of Episode 39? "G** damned moonshine!" Listen and see what we're talking about. Episode 39 will be out in a week or so.

22/06/2012

Episode 38 is up! You'll love Mrs. Heavy G's call. Killer B runs into Mikey Mike's car.

Episode 38 Posted on 06/22/2012 by Heavy G Mrs. Heavy G calls in and it has something to do with this: She is the best wife on the planet. We have a Time Bomb quadruple shot for you. First, the federal debt, which already is absurdly high, will double in the next 15 years. Second, ...

17/06/2012

Mrs. Heavy G calls into Episode 39. She talks about her birthday present. It's not what you think. Well, it kinda is, but not totally. Guess you'll just have to listen. (Admit it: You are curious.)

07/06/2012

Episode 37 is up. Back in August, we made a prediction that became amazingly true. Good stuff.

Episode 37 Posted on 06/06/2012 by Heavy G GRP predictions come true! Listen to how we pegged it. Killer B says he’s drinking some “C**t .44.” Um, it’s C**t .45, Killer B. Here’s what he was talking about (that cool guy isn’t Killer B). The Time Bomb episode is fantastic. In Augu...

01/06/2012

Episode 36 is up! Oh boy. This is a good one.

Episode 36 Posted on 05/31/2012 by Heavy G We fondly talk about Killer B’s former favorite cocktail, the “Anus Burner.” We talk about this magazine cover and what it all means: It’s May so it’s that time of the year… for California to be going bankrupt. Again. They also seem to hav...

22/05/2012

Episode 35 is up! And it's a darned good one. Mikey Mike had to do the first half of the show. It's not as easy as it looks, is it Mikey Mike. But he pulled it off. We talk about the amazing "Life of Julia" thing that illustrates everything we've been saying about big government. http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/05/21/episode-35/

Episode 35 Posted on 05/21/2012 by Heavy G Mikey Mike is filling for Heavy G–or is he? Yes, we’re changing it up. Or are we? We talk about the Obama campaign’s “Life of Julia” web site. It shows how a typical woman throughout her life benefits from the Obama government programs. H...

20/05/2012

Good news: Heavy G spoke with GI Jane yesterday on Skype from the battlefield and she should be back in the states soon and able to rejoin the cast of GRP. Apparently there is no booze in Crap-Can-Istan where she's at now. And no crescent rolls--just flags with crescents on them.

17/05/2012

Mrs. Heavy G's phone call at the beginning of Episode 34 is getting a lot of reaction. Tarp, coconut oil, frosting, Gatorade.

16/05/2012

Call to action, gentlemen. A GRP fan who is currently in special operations training (for real) got injured. He needs to hear from GRPers. PM me and I'll send you his mailing address. He needs letters. He'll recover but he needs his spirits lifted. He's worked really f***ing hard to even be selected for this training and he needs to hear some encouraging words. Thanks, dudes.

15/05/2012

Taped Episode 36 last night. Spec-frickin'-tacular.

Lots of talk about Heavy G's mobile love tarp--and Killer B's jealousy. Oh, and find out why we played a little bit of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIkPNIS8MNE

Jamey Johnson new album The Guitar Song California Riots GO OUT AND BUY THE CD. Jamey deserves almost every award they give out record sales will help go BUY...

14/05/2012

Episode 34 is up! It's the best episode yet. The first few minutes will be a surprise for you. And you learn about Heavy G's medical condition called ALP. Don't worry: it's not sad.

http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/05/13/episode-34/

Episode 34 Posted on 05/13/2012 by Heavy G The best episode ever. Mrs. Heavy G calls in at the very beginning of the show and leaves a shopping list for Heavy G. Don’t miss it. A tarp is on the list. Oh, and Heavy G’s ALP medication. You’ll have to listen to hear what ALP is. Our ...

12/05/2012

We practice what we preach here at GRP. Today we were out at the range.

08/05/2012

Episode 35... not one of our best. Heavy G, being the center of the universe and all, couldn't be at the beginning of the taping. So Mikey Mike MC'd. There's just no replacing the brilliance of Heavy G. But, don't worry 900,000 plus fans, Heavy G comes in a few minutes into the show and saves it. Kinda. Some super solid content, though. Like the Life of Julia stuff. Fantastic.

Episode 34 will be up in a day or two, Josh the Producer tells us.

01/05/2012

Episode 34 might be the best ever. Wait till you hear the intro. A tarp? Mrs. Heavy G strikes again. This episode will be out in about a week.

24/04/2012

Episode 33 is up! May we humbly say that the rant from 17:50 to 18:27 is awesome. Start at 13:15 to get the context. Oh, just listen to the whole episode. You'll be glad you did.
http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/04/23/episode-33/

Episode 33 Posted on 04/23/2012 by Heavy G How did Mikey Mike break his rib? It involves s*x and a chiropractor. Killer B is late to the taping because he’s lost in the parking lot trying to park his Buick Lucerne. Here’s a picture of him doing it: Hey, we have a new acoustic set up...

20/04/2012

Already we've been getting a flood of emails about what the "crescent rolls" are about. Just listen to the end of the show. And, no, GI Jane will not be modeling the crescent roll thing.

20/04/2012

Episode 32 is up! All I can say is... crescent rolls. Listen until the end. Whoa. http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/04/19/episode-32/

Episode 32 Posted on 04/19/2012 by Heavy G Mikey Mike, GI Jane, and Heavy G are feelin’ frisky. There are now mobile IV vans in Las Vegas to rehydrate you after you drink way, way too much. God bless America! The mainstream media shows its stripes when they edited the George Zimmerma...

17/04/2012

Taped Episode 33 tonight. Holy smokes. Wow. That's all we can say.

10/04/2012

Taped Episode 32. Whoa. GI Jane gave us some s*x tips. Something about creamed corn. And we have a mind-blowing segment on voter fraud. You'll love it.

04/04/2012

Episode 31 is up! Liquid Larrys, the "petting couch," Trayvon Martin, missile defense, and a "beach Depends." Yes, it all makes sense when you listen.http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/04/03/episode-31/

Killer B hasn’t seen the “petting couch” here in the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy studios where we record GRP. ”It’s good to be back on the sauce,” he says. He also tells us he didn’t have a “liquid Larry” problem. He also talks about his “beach Depends” for active older gentlemen. But on to the i...

27/03/2012

Just taped Episode 31. A really good one. Lots on the Trayvon Martin thing. Stuff you won't hear anywhere else. Oh, and Killer B tells us about his summer wear: "beach Depends." Nice.

19/03/2012

Episode 30 is up! Find out why Killer B was sober.
http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/03/18/episode-30/

Killer B is sober this episode? Why’s that? Guess you gotta listen. Go on Facebook and tell us what you think of Killer B’s performance sober.

13/03/2012

Just taped Episode 30. Killer B was sober. Find out why.

07/03/2012

Episode 29 is up! It's a dozy. The Time Bomb segment is awesome--something you should hear. Killer B shows how jealous he is of Mrs. Heavy G. It's so sad. Here's the link, y'all: http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/03/06/episode-29/

We start off with a Time Bomb segment that shows that the US has more debt per capita than Greece–rioting, firebombing, striking, economically destroyed Greece. Graphs don’t lie:

28/02/2012

Oh, we forgot to mention: Episode 29 contains our first retraction. Well, Heavy G's retraction. It involves Uggs.

28/02/2012

Taped Episode 29 tonight. We have the best Time Bomb segment ever.

22/02/2012

"Freestyle Tuesday" from Mrs. Heavy G's call in Episode 28 is getting a lot of giggles. Tune in to the end of that episode to see what all the hub-bub is about. You'll start to circle Tuesdays on the calendar if you're married to a s*xual goddess like Heavy G is.

20/02/2012

Episode 28 is up! We get a shout out from the Gun Dudes and Mrs. Heavy G talks about "Freestyle Tuesday." You'll never look at a Costco three-pack of whipped cream the same way.

http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/02/20/episode-28/

We get an update on Lil’ E’s imprisonment on the rez. Killer B discusses our potential new sponsorship from a product he uses daily.

20/02/2012

Episode 27 is up! Meet GI Jane, our new cast member.

http://guerillaradiopodcast.com/2012/02/16/episode-27/

Here’s a big one: a study (for real) shows that conservatives have more or***ms than liberals. Seriously. This explains a lot. We then discuss why liberals have fewer or***ms.

16/02/2012

Episode 27 and 28 are in production and should be up soon. Josh the Producer is a volunteer, it takes a lot of his time to put an episode together, and he has a couple of jobs. We appreciate all y'alls' patience. GRP is like a fine wine. Worth the wait. Kinda.

14/02/2012

Recorded Episode 28 tonight. Holy Toledo what a barn burner. GI Jane was in rare form. Mrs. Heavy G calls in again. This time, she's talking to Heavy G about Valentines Day. You'll never look at a three-pack of Costco whipped cream the same way again.