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07/02/2023

AVOID ALCØHOL PLS😂😀😂😁🤣

Two drunkards😖 were walking along*🚶🏻🚶🏻

One drunkard said to the other "What a beautiful night☺....look at the Moon🙄"

The other drunkard stops and look👀 at his friend ,"You are wrong that's not🙅‍♂️a moon thats the sun😒"

They started arguing for a while when they met another drunkard😟walking 🚶🏻they stopped him🖐🏽

Sir, could you please help us settle our argument ?Tell us what that thing up in the sky that's shinning✨, is it the moon🌚or the sun🌞😳?

The third drunkard looked at the sky🙄 then looked at them😏 and said "Sorry, i don't live around here"💔😹

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07/02/2023

WHY ME🤣🤣🤣😭😭😥

I will never watch American movie again😂😂😂.
I watched an American movie where a boy broke the Television, the father came and he apologized, the dad slapped him, he was dad are you cràzy 😆, why did you slàp me.The dad was like, son I am sorry, my emotions got me, I will never do that again. I was like wow, I need to try this out🤷.
So I decided to try it out🤣🤔. I went and broke the Television(120 inches TV) 🙆.My dad came and before I could even say anything, he slapped me😆, I found myself in the hospital. So I decided to try out what the boy said😂, I started"Dad are you crazy, why did you slap me". Report has it that I was in coma for two months🙆, when I finally regained conciousness, my dad told me that there was still one slap remaining😂😂. He slapped me again🙆,brethren since then I has been deaf in one ear and my face is twisted to one side🙆😂😆
I don't even have the ear to listen to movies again😂😂😂.
Lest I forget, do you guys know any remedy for deaf ear😅

Wait!! What's today's date sef?? 😥

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24/12/2022

GA Cúcú
Aliniomba pesa from last week nikamwambia Angoje nikipata nitampea🤗..sasa nimemtumia mia sai hata kusema tu Ahsante hajasema😥😌..Nikamuuliza k**a amepata akanibluetick🤔🤔..Nikamuiliza "Beb whats up" akanibluetick😟😨....Me nae ni nani😎nimeforward hiyo Msg ya mpesa kwa 456 Nikareverse Mia yangu😹😹..Saf wameniambia nitarudishiwa pesa zangu by kesho saa mbili😂😂🙏💔..Sipendi ujinga bana goodnight wakuu🙏😂..

23/12/2022

CHAII!! WOMEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wife: honey can you please help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?..... Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself....!
Wife: no its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife: John our neighbor.
Husband: you paid him how much?
Wife: No, he just gave two options, bread or séx....
Husband: I hope u gave him bread
Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!!

My people the matter has been brought to me as the chief judge but I don tire abeg🤣🤣🤣


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22/12/2022

🤣DIFFERENCE IN PHONE INBOX🤣✍️

👩A LADY'S 📲PHONE INBOX👩

1. I love you dear💞 - from (Kingsley🧔)💝

2. Can I take you out tonite☺? (Jimmy)😁

3. It hurts me a lot when I see u with another dude (Francis🧔)😔

4.. Sweetie don't forget our weekend trip (Michael🧔)😋

5..Darling, have you seen the #1000💰 airtime I sent you? (Joshua🧔)😁

6. Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for you! (Peter🧔)😊

7. Consider it done, report on Monday.(Minister👨‍💼)❤️

8. Baby, check your account balance and call me back (Tunde🧔)✍️💰

🧔IN A GUY'S PHONE📲 INBOX🧔

1.Your data bundle will soon expire(Mtn)🙆‍♂️

2. Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am getting married 😒(Janet👩)

3. Don't you dare call me again, you cheating idiot 😥(Patricia👩)

4. Am warning you for the last time😒😒 (Landlord)🏡

5. Brother am still expecting the money💰 for the admission form 😳(young bro👨)

6. My son, how are you? Please send us some money 💰(Mama🧓)

7.I haven't had my periods for 2 months (Neighbour's 🏡daughter👩)🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️

And you expect guys to gain weight, how?🙄

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