I DON’T GET It with Maria Manero

29/06/2023

Oh hi! I know, we are very organized and consistent and the best at social media. We are doing a lot of things ok! Like playing video games and watching Love Island and getting our hearts broken. Anyway, sorry. The show is still alive and i still don’t get anything and we have a really good episode this week. Honestly! Mom even listened to it!

Brian D. Earp, author, Oxford/Yale professor, philosopher, and cute guy, stops by to chat about A PILL THAT CAN CURE A BROKEN HEART. WHAT?!?! YES PEOPLE!🤯

He’s smart. I’m sad. And you, are the broken-hearted.

Listen now on Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, iHeart, Stitcher, my laptop, your laptop, Keanu’s laptop, or any phone bc who listens to this show on a laptop? (Keanu).

They say falling in love is like getting high. Who are "they"? Well, whoever "they" are, they happen to be right. Your brain is very well versed in two things: pleasure and pain. And love, drugs, all the feelings, it's all just pleasure and pain baby. But what if there was an anti-love drug? A pill....

12/05/2023

This week’s new ep is all about the hot mess that is CHEATING. I know you’re mad. No excuses, right?

Listen to “Linda’s” story and her journey towards getting it.

Link in bio.

Thanks for listening.

18/04/2023

This week, we’re straight up going 14 going on 40 with a Grade 8 Reunion Extravaganza as we talk about Growing Up. Something I’ll never understand and frankly, refuse to do. We reunite with the GOAT, Mr. Martil and the greatest to ever play ON BENDED KNEE on the keys, my old pal and classmate, Jan Michael.

Does growing up suck huge butts? Did my tear ducts run out of tears at Graduation? Who was Mr. Martil’s favourite student? All this and more!

This episode wouldn’t be possible without teachers like Mr. Martil so this one’s for all of you who care enough to be there. Thank you.

Please remember to follow, rate and review our show, wherever you listen to your podcasts. Thanks and enjoy!

11/04/2023

New GET IT with the homies and

We talk/yell/fight about past ep on friendships, Gerry B, Harry Styles, wine o’clock and OBVIOUSLY, Inception and M Night Shyamalan.

Is this show for you? Ask yourself, is this show NOT for you? Exactly.

08/04/2023

Oh hi. Bonus ep: Side Piece edition up and at ‘em! If you need up to date and hyper accurate celeb gossip and/or conflicting advice about whether you should leave your partner for Harry Styles, then we’ve got the show for you!

Come and GET IT. w and

(And what up Italy!)

05/04/2023

OBVIOUSLY we’re sitting up in our room, late at night, thinking about you and making a show mixtape.

First up: tunes for all the loves that stayed for a season, left for a reason, turned into demons etc. thank u, next.

Did we miss anything? Let’s have a listening party/seance! Find us on ye olde Spotify! More mixtapes to follow.

https://spotify.link/iRYckfM5Jyb

And stay tuned for a special bonus ep this week! Ooh la la

30/03/2023

🚨 Hot new ep coming thru! Ladies and gents, the time has cometh. I now bequeath upon you and yours the highly anticipated tête-à-tête betwixt myself and the great Madam/Courtesan/Lady of the Evening, Ms. Olivia LaRue.

Yes, she’s a pr******te, a s*x worker, a person you call to quell your deep loneliness. Judge if you must, but you know it’s true.

So maybe just listen instead to this True Ho-mance between an idiot and a sacred w***e.

*xworkiswork

25/03/2023

UPDATE: This ghost is so petty and childish that I know for a FACT: HE UNFOLLOWED THE POD ON SPOTIFY!!!! Hahahha good one 'Mark'! I hope that inspires you all to not do as Mark does, and instead follow us on Spotify, Apple, etc. That'll make him so mad. Well, Mark, don't be mean and people won't be mean to you.

There was something strange in the neighbourhood so I had to call and do some bustin’.

Featuring an exclusive 1-1 tell-all with veteran Ghoster, Ryan Ghosting aka “Mark”. He tells us about the cowards’ go to move: GHOSTING.

Then, featuring that feature, is our first ever running commentary from the Ghostbusters. They tell us what “Mark” is or isn’t actually saying.

The point is, Ghosts are dirtbags. But I ain’t afraid of no ghosts! Enjoy!

17/03/2023

Et tu Brute? We’re back with a hot, new and late edition of ME DON’T GET IT and as previously mentioned, this week, we’re talking about friends.

This one’s for all the friends I’ve loved before. If I leave you, it doesn’t mean I love you any less. Keep me in your heart for a while. You’re certainly in mine.

02/03/2023

🚨 Fresh off the grill fam! This week we’ve got the biggest semi-crossover event of the season (I assume)! We’re discussing Catfishing and one of the top and highest regarded podcasts in the zeitgeist right now, pod: LOVE, JANESSA. Joined by the show’s delightfully honest and elegantly spoken Producer, .onstad - we discuss: What’s a catfish? Why is Janessa one of the most used “personas” in catfishing schemes? We also dive into what catfishing tells us about ourselves and the gap in us that we’re constantly trying to fill. And we ask the most quizzical question of all: What is Katrina doing on this show?

All this and more now on I DON’T GET IT with oh you know who already!

Happy Fishing!

23/02/2023

Is anybody else listening to Pitbull or just me? He said: WAKE UP, DON’T SLEEP! Always solid advice. Incidentally, shout out to our listeners in Egypt, Ecuador, Brazil, Taiwan and Spain for keeping us Worldwide.

To celebrate Pitbull and his choice of Freedom over Freedumb, we got a s*xy new ep coming right at yo face!

Today on the pod, is the elegantly spoken Séamas O’Reilly who stops by to discuss: the forgotten and remembered, the lost and found, the abandoned and ??! What’s the word? Ugh, I am as garrulous as Séamus is loquacious, which is also on display here.

And we ask - can empathy chip away Andy Dufresene style through the reinforced cement walls that barricade the delicate innards of the emotionally inaccessible?

Plus we get to the heart of the matter and talk about FAMILY, and his memoir DID YE HEAR MAMMY DIED? (get it where you get books or @ mammybook.com).

Shout out to our mutual friend JC and his pod, LoavesN’FishesLIVE.

This ep goes out to all the Daddies, Mammies, Dads, Moms, Fathers, Mothers, Tatays, Nanays, Padres y Madres, and every single parent around the world. Thank you for giving us the very best that you can, each and every day.

16/02/2023

It’s Thursday. The day of the week we decided we were most dehydrated I guess so to quench your thirst (for knowledge), here is another episode. Yes, it’s long. I don’t know what to tell you! Make your own show with three second episodes of you complaining. That’s immediately gonna balloon to 7 hr episodes but you’ll be an instant hit in the key curmudgeon demo. This post has gotten away from me.

This episode has: swinging, s*x, falling in love, falling out of love, marriage, divorce, or***ms, tickle trunks, playmates, cheating, family, tragedy, comedy, fantasy, s*xy clothes, cardigans, vi*****rs, chat rooms, and human connections. Well it’s not long because I just sing Nelly on repeat! And yes, fine, you may take off all your clothes.

Enjoy! And if you like it and (stealing this from Blindboy cause I can’t say it any better), I dunno would buy me a Starbucks or a pint as a, atta go kid, then consider instead of throwing those five bones into the old Patreon www.patreon.com/mariadoesntgetit

I know it’s a pain in the ass to have to go to the site, press buttons, bla bla so it’s appreciated to the max.

13/02/2023

Part Two of Part One is now up for your pleasure (or pain). Max coaches me on how to pick up dudes, how many texts are reasonable (not 75) and basically Hitches me. Will I turn into a desirable Kevin James by the end of the episode? You tell me!

And from hence to forthwith, eps will be dropping weekly every Thursday so try to keep it together until then.

10/02/2023

The time has cometh peoples! First special intro ep featuring man about town, Mr. Norm Wilner is up and ready to hit your earholes! And what's on this podcast you ask? A discussion about podcasts! That's right. It's riveting and enthralling discourse - just kidding, it's mostly me trying to find out how lame I am for starting a podcast. Tune in now to find out!

We're rolling out three eps over the next few days to get the party started and then new episodes will be dropping weekly.

Listen, like, subscribe, download, kiss, do whatever feels right - which will obviously be to give it 111.5 stars. Thanks! And stay tuned for more eps dropping like it's room temperature very soon!

https://anchor.fm/maria-manero

07/02/2023

And my mom says this is the handsomest podcast in school!

🚨 If you’re looking for a show that’s ALL MILHOUSE, well, it’s all coming up you because it drops this week! How many sleeps you ask? Depends how much you sleep I answer. So stay ready!

Find where to find the finding of find here:

https://anchor.fm/maria-manero

07/02/2023

Are you ready yet? I’m so glad I haven’t bigged this up at all!

Oh it’s fine, mediocre at best is still good enough for procrastinating so, you’re welcome! The point is, we’ve all wasted our time but we did it together guys!

Any day now people:

https://anchor.fm/maria-manero

05/02/2023

I DON’T GET IT with Maria Manero, appropriating Ted Lasso’s raison d’être since RIGHT NOW CAUSE IT’S DROPPING THIS WEEK! That’s right baby, start the countdown bc your favourite/most hated new show is finally coming fast and furiously at an ear hole near you!

Best believe the hype! So you can REALLY be disappointed later. More deets to follow but search ‘Maria Manero’ on the Apples and the Spotifying and the Googlers and all the places NOWSIES and FOLLOW ME (the show) so you can catch eps as they drippity drop!

And if you’re wondering, “what is this show even?”, in short, it’s not about ME, it’s about all of YOU. Thank you for being curious and not judgmental.

STAY TUNED!!!

26/01/2023

Ghosters beware: extreme cruelty and light sociopathy may invoke the Khaleesi.

Tune in when we interview Ante Meridiem Bandit Patrick Bateman and do some ghostbustin!

25/01/2023

Yes, I’m posting again, get over it!

Because my exes are still the absolute fu***ng worst, I’m ending that mixtape here. Remembering the forgotten is a living nightmare. Talk about ghosts! It’s like the fu***ng Haunting of “All Up In Their Feels” House. Incidentally, that’s my next project after this pod goes out. Stay tuned.

For now let’s set our exes on fire and send them out to sea with this song.

This goes out to my first love. Thanks for being a man of your word, a forever friend, and being 💯. I mean duh, obviously you’re the only ex that’s worth remembering.

“I am dancing in a bright beam of light/ I am remembering love.”

Say bye to all the people you didn’t end up with everybody! If that’s not proof that God exists, I don’t know what is.

The show is coming (sound mixing? really? I’m now sound mixing? how many jobs is this self-appointed job?), but fear not! A next Mixtape will keep the vibes going.

For now, bye Berjerkers! Thanks for wasting all of our times!

24/01/2023

Waddup friends, lovers, Donald Glovers, Penny loafers and so on and so forth. Today is a doubler.

On the 1s and 2s for our Exes Mixtape, I’m gonna drop this absolute legendary track. Pretty sure all my exes cheated on me so KC sing it! (I know you want to hear the full song now but I can only give you 90 seconds. Spotify, Apple, YouTube, CB radio - go get it!)

And speaking of legends, friendships are hard to make, easy to break, a T-bone steak, cheese, eggs and Welch’s grape. By that I mean, thank you for being one of the best best friends I’ve ever had. I’m really bad at friendships but I got so lucky with you. You’ll always be the KC to my JoJo (or maybe you’re JoJo? Cause KC gets way too hype and crazy. I mean, he doesn’t even have a shirt on at this point). Anyway, let’s go to karaoke and perform this. It’s what the people want. Love you!

23/01/2023

Thanks friends, for messaging and asking about the show! We are knee deep in post so I swear, the show is coming soon! It will come out when Rihanna’s next album drops cause we have the exact same creative processes and deadlines and face and body and overall s*x appeal and coolness.

To further whet your appetites, my grade 8 classmate joins Mr. Martil & I for the explosive reunion tell-all! Tune in to see who walks off stage first!

And remember, if you’re ever looking for me, I’ll always be where the wild things are.

08/01/2023

A wise man once said, “The biggest room . . . is the room for improvement.” I would argue however, that the even bigger room is the one where a single father raises ELEVEN KIDS. And even bigger still, surely, is the room in his heart.

We talk to renowned author about his book , the ever complicated subject of family and most importantly, we determine once and for all whose daily affirmations are more affirming: Pitbull (Mr. World Wide) or Daymond “Fubu” John’s.

07/01/2023

Can you keep s*x and emotions separate? We talk to a “Hotwife” about the nuances of having an open relationship and what being a “swinger” is all about.

Don’t get it? Exactly. Tune in and if you don’t know, now you’ll know. Let’s talk about s*x baby!

*x

05/01/2023

It sure is. So let’s drop another track for the loves we’ve left behind. You were a day late and a dollar short, just like this song.

It’s cool, absence will make your heart grow fonder but it’ll make us forget that you existed. RIP.

01/01/2023

Thank you 2022! It must have been. But it’s over now. Still, it was good, though we lost it somehow.

I’ll just be here wondering if auld acquaintances should be forgot or what exactly.

Either way, may 2023 be full of must have beens, even if we lose them somehow. 💔❤️💔❤️💔🎶🤷🏻‍♀️

10/12/2022

Police work is exactly like Law & Order/Training Day/The Wire right?

I talk to a detective and find out if it’s truly chess or checkers and if I have what it takes to be a detective. (I can’t run and have no upper or lower body strength).

06/12/2022

It’s almost so let’s pour another one out for our Exes playlist with the “song of the year”.

And if there’s someone always on your mind (yeah you know there is), then please for the love of all things, just get it right this time!!! Or the next time or the time after that. Look, you’ll never get it right no matter how many chances you get so forget it!

But not before we do an in-depth analysis of their character and integrity on Monday Night Ex-Boyfriend. Good guys or a bunch of Fu***ng Martins? We shall see!

***ngmartin

01/12/2022

This season we talk to my Grade 8 Teacher, Mr. Martil about Growing Up. I know nothing about it.

Just staying up late, playing video games/panicking/hitting all the buttons, eating my feelings, listening to “heartache” mixtapes and of course, thinking about boys that aren’t thinking bout me.

MANERO. Been Manero’ing since 1980.

25/10/2022

nEXt up on our EXES Mixtape for this

🎶 Have you ever dreamt what we could do? Have you ever sent an “I love you”? I’ve never felt the feelings that I feel for you

Cause baby we’re just reckless kids
Trying to find an island in the flood🎶

Check out Ep1 on EXES when I DON’T GET IT with Maria Manero drops my babies! In the meantime, let the trailer touch you, tease you, feel you and caress you wherever you get your pods.

23/10/2022

Our trailer is up and about! Give it a go to whet your beaks. Did I spell/use any of those words correctly? Unlikely. But don’t let it deter you! Pls give us a like, a follow, a rating, an enchantment, a pie in the face, just whatever you feel is deserved.

Here is the show link! (there are a million I don’t get its).

https://anchor.fm/maria-manero