Mr. Iyke

Mr. Iyke Mr. Iyke (Egbuchulam Ikechukwu), a graphic designer and a content creator. You snooze, you loose.

02/08/2023

THINGS THAT GENUINELY
MAKES WOMEN HAPPY
IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A THREAD

01/06/2023

HERE'S 11 SIGNS YOU'RE WITH THE RIGHT PERSON

A THREAD

29/05/2023

12 SIGNS YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE

A THREAD

29/05/2023

AT AGE 30, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO REALIZE THAT

A THREAD

ATTENTION INEC OFFICIALS FOR 18TH MARCH 2023 ELECTION.If you are an INEC official, coming to my polling Unit, ensure you...
17/03/2023

ATTENTION INEC OFFICIALS FOR 18TH MARCH 2023 ELECTION.

If you are an INEC official, coming to my polling Unit, ensure you do the following for your safety.

1. As POs/APOs, make sure you have your uploading password before leaving INEC office ( never allow RACTECHs/SPOs to screenshot your password).

2. Ensure you verify original result sheets given to you and keep them safe to avoid unnecessary story.

3. Cross check if the number of ballot papers given to you tally with the total number of registered voters in your unit before coming. We won't accept anything less than the number in the register voters list.

4. Come with your food, water and mat (incase there is no Network) because you MUST Upload and send the results before leaving Pooling Unit.

5. Avoid unnecessary whispering to any Agent.

6. Have it in mind that you'll invalidate all unused ballot papers before leaving our PU.

7. Tell your INEC to arrange for a vehicle to convey the sensitive material to and fro the voting point.(You will not be allowed to join any unofficial vehicle).

8. Be ready to have a group photograph with us after snapping the results sheet

9. If you had collected money from them, for your SAFETY sake don't spend it yet. E get why

10. There must be no mutilation of the materials. Take your time and do what is right.

11. Pray you should not be led into temptation because you might not be delivered from the evil that will follow

NB: INEC Guidelines was broken by it's boss we have decided that we'll help him Guide the Lines properly.

21/12/2022

STUPIDITY is when a man sleeps with countless ladies without condoms but still carries his own clipper to the barber’s shop.

16/02/2020

"Dear God, thank you for being there when no one else was" has always been my confession each day. Happy Sunday folk"Dear God, thank you for being there when no one else was" has always been my confession each day. Happy Sunday folks.

31/01/2019

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

"Prof. Jubril Aminu was once the VC of University of Maiduguri. During his tenure, there was an Aluta struggle and some students were rusticated.
Four (4) of the rusticated students came to Gani Fawehinmi to challenge the action.
He fought the case to the Supreme Court and won. The students went back to complete their studies.
Later, Gani was arrested over his anti-SAP conference and was flown to Maiduguri, then driven to Gashua. At the Lagos airport, not knowing where he was being taken to by the security men, Gani played a fast one - he told his captors that he wanted to use the toilet.
He got inside the toilet and quickly scribbled on a toilet paper - "To whoever uses this toilet, this is Gani Fawehinmi. I am being flown to an unknown destination by security men. Please, let the world know". He placed it in a conspicuous place, flushed the toilet as if he just used it and came out.
When they got to Maiduguri, they had a brief stop over at the SSS office, where a lady officer offered Gani a cup of coffee.
Gani was hooked on coffee like drug. But this time, the will power of Gani came on. He told the lady officer, "...so you people have got information that l can't do without coffee. You think you can poison me? From, today, I stop taking coffee ". That was how he ended his addiction to coffee.

He was later moved to Gashua prison, in a most decrepit cell where he collapsed after some substances were sprayed in the cell. He was rushed to the University of Maiduguri Teaching hospital.
When he regained consciousness, he found a doctor examining him and he protested, asking the doctor not to touch him. The doctor, not wanting the security men guarding him to hear, he whispered to Gani's ear - "Chief, you are in safe hands. Can't you recognise me? I am....., one of the medical students rusticated whom you fought for our reinstatement. I am now a doctor. So, relax. You are in safe hands".

And that was how Gani's life was saved - reaping from the good deeds he did earlier, which he had forgotten"
~ Richard Akinnola

Moral of this real life story:
👉 Do good always and it shall come back to u.

24/01/2019

👉 STUPIDITY is when a man sleeps with c0untless Ladies with0ut c0nd0ms but still carries his 0wn clipper to the barber’s sh0p.

👉 RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6.

👉 NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.

👉 A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrouz & when you take her home she says "sorry I’m on my period",

👉 OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says ‘honey, this food no done’.

👉 OLODO is when you are in a plane with a guy & he says ‘honey I’m hot, can you please roll down the glass’

👉 STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse
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01/01/2019

Thanks to all my folks for being part of my success story in 2018.
Happy new year 2019

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