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06/11/2023

Dear friends, we are saddened to share that Austin lost his mother this past week. We are taking some time to heal. She was truly our number one fan, and we hope to continue in her honor when we can.

29/10/2023

🎙 New episode out for the 2023 season

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Summary: We are kicking off our fifth season with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2023 preview special. Join us to take a look at all 31 of the movies that promise to deliver snark and sparks this holiday season on the main Hallmark channel.

Let us know which movies you are most looking forward to watching!

We hope you’ll join us this season on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.

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23/10/2023

Happy start to the 2023 season, Hallsnarkies! We are gearing up for our 5th season of the Hallmark Snark podcast. Can’t wait to watch with you all.

25/12/2022

Merry Christmas Eve to you all!

08/12/2022

New episode out for

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One of the silliest and most fun movies we've seen from Hallmark. Still...we had some questions. Is a cul-de-sac the right place for a tree lighting or Christmas carnival? How long has Pamela lived in this neighborhood? Will Ned find a good therapist? How does a Santa sprain his lap?

Sparks: 💖💖💖💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦈

Verdict: Annoyingly Good

Also, we share our week 5 movie rankings for Inventing the Christmas Prince, Three Wise Men and a Baby, When I Think of Christmas, and Long Lost Christmas.

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06/12/2022

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This was a movie made for the heteros. A thirst trap comedy with great comedic delivery and even less feminism. We laughed, we cringed, but overall we worried about the safety of the baby.

Sparks: 💖💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦈

Verdict: Watchable, on purpose

Also, we share our week 4 movie rankings for In Merry Measure, The Royal Nanny, Christmas at the Golden Dragon, and Our Italian Christmas Memories.

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25/11/2022

We found where Christmas exploded. This certainly rivals any Hallmark movie decor.

18/11/2022

Ready for the premiere of tonight on ! Can’t wait to see how this premise plays out and to catch the fabulous on screen again!

14/11/2022

🎙 New episode out for

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Summary: This one is for all the people who wished that Pitch Perfect had been a made-for-tv Christmas movie. We learn that high schoolers can sing in complex harmonies with no effort and a leading men can wear glasses.

Sparks: 💖💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦈

Verdict?: Watchable

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13/11/2022

The premise for tonight sounds like it could be interesting--showcasing the different stories of the patrons of a family's Chinese restaurant as it prepares to close. Join us to live tweet the premiere at 8pm EST!

13/11/2022

🎙 New episode out for

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Summary: A woman is roped into working as a costume director on a movie set under questionable conditions and then turns down two other jobs with similarly questionable conditions. Hallmark is making fun of itself with this one!

Sparks: 💖💖💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦈

Verdict?: Watchable, on purpose

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05/11/2022

We are so here for Kimberley Sustad tonight. Come tweet with us!

04/11/2022

🎙 New episode out for

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Summary: This one is all about the tea with CCB. Honestly, Lauren was lucky to get out before Andy's poor business decisions dragged her down. Erica, now knows the family secret and there's no getting out. I guess, that's Garland for ya!

Sparks: 💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦈

Verdict?: Bad, but snarkable

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04/11/2022

Join us tonight to live tweet A Magical Christmas Village on Hallmark! This one looks like it has lots of snarkable potential!!

30/10/2022

Join us tonight to live tweet the premiere of tonight at 8PM Eastern on ! We are excited to see how they pull off a romance with a ghost 👀👻🎄

29/10/2022

Join us as we tonight at .

28/10/2022

We are so excited for tonight’s premiere of on Join us as we tonight at 8pm.

25/10/2022

New episode out for

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Summary: The most sympathetic Scrooge of all time encounters dozens of jerks and one physics-defying bunny. Also, tampons? And we introduce our new tiered ranking system for the season!

Join us for Episode 1 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging the 2022 Hallmark Christmas movies.

Sparks: 🚫🚫🚫
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈

Verdit?: Watchable

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23/10/2022

Join us to watch and tweet tonight on !

22/10/2022

Tara’s at the helm tonight for our live tweeting marathon and she needs some late-night coffee because we’ll be making our first ever attempt at watching BOTH premieres back to back! That’s right, we’re live tweeting AND !

08/12/2021

🎙 New Snark Attack mini-episode out for

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Summary: Our leading female owns an unsuccessful toy store that’s sinking into the ocean. She’s betrayed by her friends who sell out to a man who works too much and has a shoplifting daughter. Grinchpa wins in the end. Sadly, there were no actual mermaids in this one.

Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.

Sparks: 🚫
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

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05/12/2021

Christmas funny….
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05/12/2021

🎙 New episode out for

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Summary: This movie had one of the biggest plot holes of all time and was an ad for the worst ancestry/DNA website in the world. We were on the edge of our seats waiting to see how it would all be resolved. Spoiler - they just ignored the results. Who needs science when you have photographs and scanadian love?

Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.

Sparks: 💖💖✨
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦈

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14/11/2021

🎙 New episode out for

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Summary: Angie, a successful neurosurgeon, realizes she shouldn't have focused on her career of saving lives, but rather spending more time with her family at Christmas. Luckily a time traveling train takes her back to common sense and the love of her life. Also, there's an actual Christmas magic worm hole in this one. Choo Choo!

Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.

Sparks: 💖💖💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈

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07/11/2021

Walking into tonight’s movie with very little knowledge. Come join the fun on Twitter!

06/11/2021

Cancel your plans and come tweet with us tonight as we watch . So much excitement as we have a Hallmark time traveling train with time traveling veterans Christopher Lloyd and Lea Thompson Evelyn from Back to the Future. Will the movie be good? Who cares! It’s gonna be fun to watch.

06/11/2021

New episode out for

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Summary: This should have been a story about coyotes, but instead it was about marmots, le****ns, and parents who just want to retire. Oh, and there was a man, Dylan, and a woman, Paige, who decided to go into business together and start dating after a week. Totes gonna work out.

Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.

Sparks: 💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦫(⬅️ marmot)

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04/11/2021

🎙 New episode out for the

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Summary: Olivia can taste dirt and Jack doesn't believe in diversifying crops. Together, these two tree heads save the town's Christmas tree lighting from our first true Hallmark villain and his twin henchman. Side note - neither you or me were in this movie, so the title confused us a lot.

Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.

Sparks: 💖💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈

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01/11/2021

Merry Halloween-mas to all! 🎃🎄

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Happy 2021 to all! As we start this next year, we just wanted to stop and say thank you to all our followers and listeners. You brought us much joy in year where that was hard to come by. We are so grateful for the love and humor you’ve shared with us. #happynewyear

So funny story. I recently won a @philotv giveaway. Lots of amazing stuff was included, but one item in particular had me really excited. It was the WEtv Bridezilla candle kit. Like what the heck is that!?! Alas, it did not arrive, so my loving wife made me one so I could experience the joy of owning it. #itslit #giveaways #bestwife

🎙 New Snark Attack episode out now for #TheChristmasRing. 🎧 Available anywhere you listen. (A little late getting this one out as we lost the audio several times for this one.) Summary: An impulsive internet journalist is convinced that people would rather read about an old ring than take a quiz to find out which reindeer they are. We rooted for the quizzes and sided the "villainess" boss in this one. Likeability: ❤️💔/5 Snarkabilty: 🦈🦈🦈🦈/5 Join us for miniEpisode 7 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.

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