EpicFail_Legion

06/04/2021

25/06/2020

Did somebody place a family size order of death, mayhem, and destruction with a double side of fratricide*? Man, that sounds tasty**!

EFL & HR are back in Los Santos tonight for more...well...EFL! It's our natural habitat***!!

Join us on our live streams around 20:00 Central while we put HR through their paces!

Randy:
Over at EFL "Entertainment" and twitch.tv/epicfail_legion

Bob:
Possibly at EpicFail Legion and maybe twitch.tv/EFL_Bob. Depends on stuff and things. IDK Ask Bob.

Allan:
Right here at EpicFail_Legion and twitch.tv/EFL_Allan

*Order up!!
**Much like grocery shopping while hungry, it's dangerous to write about gaming while "working."
***There's nothing natural about any of this.

--Below is an artist's rendering of what LS will look like approximately 17 seconds after EFL joins the session.

11/06/2020

With all the stress out in the world lately the EFL crew thought* it might be good to have HR come around** for shenanigans and to blow off some steam.

Of course, the ONLY setting befitting such an exercise is beautiful, and somehow destruction-proof***, Los Santos. So join us this evening at 8:00-ish Central as the guys show HR a good time!****

*Yep. That was our first mistake.
**And there's the second.
***And we have triiiiiiiied. Oh how we've tried...
***He's a GTA Online virgin! *tehehe

31/05/2020

Greetings Legionites!

2020 has been an eventful year. One heck of a way to send the second decade of the third millennia out!
We are still working to define the EFL Brand, and all of the recent social, political and economic events have helped solidify one thing: We will not be engaging in commentary on those items here on our page, or in our streams.
We want to be a place where worries can be set aside and entertainment/failures can be enjoyed. We may make satirical responses to items, but rest assured we will be like Switzerland, entirely neutral.
On that same page, we ask that you leave opinions on those matters at the door during our streams and posts here.
We are a group of diverse individuals, so we understand people will have conflicting views. Perhaps in the future we will create a channel where those ideas can be discussed and some constructive dialogue can take place. For now though, stop on in, lay your anxiety and worries down, and enjoy the fails!

EFL "Entertainment"
Allan, Bob, Randy, and the rest of the EFL crew!

10/05/2020

...But the queerest they ever did see...Ha, who are we kidding? EFL lives off of moments like this! 'Tow Mater' apparently decided to try his luck in the War...

10/05/2020

Randy, on a whim, decides to try his hand at the helo controls in Warzone. Chaos ensues, culminating just as you'd expect of an EFL Flight!

10/05/2020

Pretty sure we're slowly finding the common denominator with these EFL "wins" Poor Bob. He was less than a minute late to joining the party. Womp womp...

05/05/2020

Apologies, my legion (or "You're welcome" depending on your own POV) but there will be no stream tonight. Gonna spend the Cinco with the Mrs. Plus I still have to figure out the technical issues I've been having with streams lately.

Hope to see you all Thursday!

04/05/2020

The Fails are strong with us...

Have you seen Allan's "streams" lately...??

28/04/2020

Hello Legion!!

Sorry for the short notice: Tuesday night streams will start at 7 central, beginning tonight.

26/04/2020

EFL FINALLY won a match of Warzone...or did they?

23/04/2020

Explosions and failures! What's not to love??

From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

16/04/2020

You heard it here!!

Or there.

The important thing is that you heard it and you're gonna show up for the stream...right?

So...uh...let's try this again!*

In the purest of EFL fashion, last week's attempt to begin the adventures of Blue Team vs Team Osiris vs Guardians was immediately thwarted by Bob's lack of preparation**. He thought Halo 5 was part of the Master Chief Collection, even though we had specifically told him the week before that it wasn't. Yet, somehow, he's the "boss" in our GTA sessions.

Regardless, we've been "assured" that the game is now downloaded and ready for play. But this is Bob, and he just got some new memory sticks this week, so...no promises.***

Same Spartan Time! Same Spartan channels!
20:00 Central
Bob: EpicFail Legion
Randy: EFL "Entertainment"
Allan: EpicFail_Legion

*Pretty sure this is the new Legion Motto.
**If there is anybody out there that doesn't believe this you need to leave now. It's only going to get worse for you.
***You should know by now there are never any promises. Well...no promises of any actual accomplishments at least.

14/04/2020

Check out the replay of Sunday's stream and then stop by tonight!

14/04/2020

Happy Tuesday Legion!

Tune in around 20:00 Central as Allan continues his desecration of the Borderlands!