Misfit Writers

30/10/2023

"It SO good...!"
99c - VOLUME ONE - Books 1 & 2 - AMAZON HERE:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CLWPMX7W

BOOKS IN THE SERIES:

1. Apocalypse Earth - Road To Hell
2. Apocalypse Earth - Decimation Earth
3. Apocalypse Earth - Second Wave
4. Apocalypse Earth - Earth - Attack
5. Apocalypse Earth - Space - Destruction
6. Apocalypse Earth - Congress Of Nations
7. Apocalypse Earth - Lunar Downfall
8. Apocalypse Earth - Maxi Turbo - THING
9. AVAILABLE LATE NOVEMBER

Apocalypse Earth - Volume One: Writers Like Or Similar To Terry Pratchett Douglas Adams Barry J. Hutchison Simon Haynes M.R. Forbes David Blake Adeena Mignogna Steven Campbell Matt Haig Maz Evans eBook : Laurie, SG: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

03/09/2023

Sigh. Tough day at the office - saving the world, again...


*SG Laurie's "Apocalypse Earth" - like Monty Python's Guardian's Of The Galaxy...!

Buy Book One or read FREE on Kindle Unlimited here:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07GD9FF65


*Book 9 - available December 23.

***Launch page for the ridiculousness writers***

11/05/2023

"Guys! Quick! You gotta let me in...!" - Monty Python's Guardians of the Galaxy - SG Laurie's "Apocalypse Earth - Road To Hell"

1981 - Africa, where life is much like this book, cheap (it was going to be "free" but Amazon said .99c was free enough). Now don't panic, earth is being attacked - by an unbeatable, unrelenting extraterrestrial force hellbent.
And as once mighty First World superpower nations are brought to their knees, one man will do whatever it takes - lie, kill, try bed his cold but super-sexy boss, cheat on his taxes, always behave unprofessionally, definitely politically incorrectly.

The result? An out-of-this-world epic space-comedy adventure...! Read the "Road To Hell", the first book in the Apocalypse Earth series here:

AMAZON UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07GD9FF65?notRedirectToSDP=1&ref_=dbs_mng_calw_0&storeType=ebooks

AMAZON USA - https://www.amazon.com/Apocalypse-Earth-Outgunned-Outnumbered-Outta-ebook/dp/B07GD9FF65/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39U8UFFQALNDL&keywords=sg+laurie&qid=1680556553&sprefix=sg+laurie+%2Caps%2C187&sr=8-1

03/04/2023

"Guys! Quick! You gotta let me in...!" - Monty Python's Guardians of the Galaxy - SG Laurie's "Apocalypse Earth - Road To Hell"

1981 - Africa, where life is much like this book, cheap (it was going to be "free" but Amazon said .99c was free enough). Now don't panic, earth is being attacked - by an unbeatable, unrelenting extraterrestrial force hellbent.
And as once mighty First World superpower nations are brought to their knees, one man will do whatever it takes - lie, kill, try bed his cold but super-sexy boss, cheat on his taxes, always behave unprofessionally, definitely politically incorrectly.

The result? An out-of-this-world epic space-comedy adventure...! Read the "Road To Hell", the first book in the Apocalypse Earth series here:

AMAZON UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07GD9FF65?notRedirectToSDP=1&ref_=dbs_mng_calw_0&storeType=ebooks

AMAZON USA - https://www.amazon.com/Apocalypse-Earth-Outgunned-Outnumbered-Outta-ebook/dp/B07GD9FF65/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39U8UFFQALNDL&keywords=sg+laurie&qid=1680556553&sprefix=sg+laurie+%2Caps%2C187&sr=8-1

***Launch page for the ridiculousness writers***

04/01/2023

In one corner we have those who SIT. In the other corner we have those who refuse - they STAND, firm in their beliefs.
And can the situation be improved? J.Peterman's SPLASHBACK - I CAN'T P*E STRAIGHT - & Other Stuff About It, a guide for those who need, ahem, a guide...
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27/12/2022

Ladies, your guy a bit of a "loose" cannon in the bathroom? Is his aim off-centre? Would you prefer he sit down to p*e, avoiding the problem altogether?

J. Peterman's "SPLASHBACK - I CAN'T P*E STRAIGHT - & OTHER STUFF ABOUT IT" comes with engaging illustrations and incredibly insightful and helpful step-by-step INSTRUCTIONS to get your other half to p*e straight and WITHOUT splashback!

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Great gag gift - while providing helpful tips and advice for him to improve the problem!

01/04/2022

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In one corner we have those who SIT to take a leak. In the other corner we have those who refuse - they STAND, firm in their beliefs.

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18/02/2022

In the back of my mind was a small voice. It said: "A giant comet is heading toward earth and we are all going to die - run...!"
Well, that may be true, but no one has ever stopped to consider the danger of long-term survival of the human species.
Do you see? Imagine, what if we survive? What if we humans just go on and on in the face of every obstacle? That's what we've been doing since we began - surviving. Meh...

FROM: The "Apocalypse Earth" series - ridiculous, funny sci-fi: https://www.misfitwriters.com/



MOVIE: Contact - [1997]

07/02/2022

So here they were, one grown man calling another grown man a name. It wasn't a good name. They both knew what it meant and that something should be done about it. Armed with nothing but words and a rabid contempt for one another, the question was, who was going to do something about it first?
Him?
Or him...?

FROM: The "Apocalypse Earth" series - ridiculous, funny sci-fi: https://www.misfitwriters.com/
Always FUNNY...! Always RIDICULOUS...!

MOVIE - Stargate

25/01/2022

It was a surprise. Not a nice one, not like a group of your closest and dearest gathered in secret - for your birthday - to surprise you - "Surprise…!"
From this point onward was a very delicate time.

FROM: The "Apocalypse Earth" series - ridiculous, funny sci-fi: https://www.misfitwriters.com/
Always FUNNY...! Always RIDICULOUS...!


MOVIE - The Fifth Element

10/01/2022

His hips thrust against hers and they moaned in unison - about the price of cabs, transport in general and living costs verse salaries.
"Can you believe it?" she said. "Everything's so expensive!"
"And what the heck are we doing in places like Afghanistan?"
They both shook their heads, wondering: What WERE they doing in Afghanistan?


Misfit Writers bring you the "Apocalypse Earth" series - ridiculous, funny sci-fi: https://www.misfitwriters.com/



Movie: Start Trek [1966]

17/12/2021

"Say, you local? Maybe I can pick you up, take you out for a soda sometime. But not here, a nice burger joint - you know, one with a drive-thru? What you think…?”

Misfit Writers brings you the sci-fi comedy series: "APOCALYPSE EARTH" - more humor here: https://www.misfitwriters.com/

Movie - The Matrix