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14/05/2024

“How is this the only place on the internet that isn’t full of whining t***s and pointless over-the-top self promotion? What is it about this game? Just people making rad stuff and enjoying it. WTF?”

Editor’s note: I almost never use photos without permission, but I have done so here. Hive Tower / Cat Scratcher Tower guy, feel free to tell me not to use your awesome photo which I unironically love. I will take it down if you wish. The rest of you fu***rs better not make fun of this guy’s sweet setup.

16/04/2024

“Furthermore the only give us 10 moths to prepare for this , I bet they dont even have a chick-fil-a in downtown milwalkie”

04/04/2024

“Well done, Nigel. Stiff upper lip. Do you want it to look good or do you want it to be done right? That’s what Mum always said. Now don’t forget to give the same treatment to the tread on the bottoms of the feet.”

27/03/2024

“Yeah, whether it’s 28mm or full-size, I can’t see a human pelvis fitting in there.”

01/02/2024

You heard it here first folks. We first reported on field testing in January 2021.

“The improved walkers have proven popular with crews on Cadia but Krieg forces have thus far declined to order any of the new model.”

30/01/2024

“Researchers were also surprised to discover that Blood Bowl games were not interrupted every 60 seconds for commercial breaks.”

24/01/2024

“Stockpiles of Xanax and Costco peanut butter pretzels reported to be at all time lows.”

29/11/2023

“Awesome Sauce? Nah, that sounds so 10 years ago. Nerd Chowder? Ewe. I can’t believe it’s not Mig? Won’t fly with legal. Wait, I’ve got it…”

22/11/2023

“It jammed that way six months ago, but I actually prefer it this way - just the right amount of wind in your hair. It also only closes about 95% of the way shut, but that seems more than sufficient to me.”

20/11/2023

“If you look closely, you can see that I’ve drilled out all the gun barrels. Also, note that the tank commander is shaking his tiny fist at you — now get lost, kid.”

08/11/2023

“To have that kind of temperature control when cooking with direct heat would be amazing, and I could smoke a pork butt in february. The possibilities are truely endless.”

01/11/2023

“...like a well oiled British automobile engine.”

19/10/2023

“Those prospectors were repeatedly warned what would happen if that thing was caught out in a radiation storm – and also why a bluetooth controller was a bad idea for steering.” - , Idoneth Desk Chief

17/10/2023

“Striking Scorpions? Yawn. The real tragedy is that it’s been 30 years and they still haven’t made any models whatsoever for Walloping Warblers – and what ever happened to the Burning Buntings that we were promised? Galloping Gannets? Hampering Hornbills? Yeah, you’ve probably never heard of them.”

12/09/2023

“$14.00 Firm. I know what I’ve got here.”

01/09/2023

“I’m serious Marty, keep all your units at least a foot away from it, and keep your tape measure away from it too. Don’t even look at it”

16/08/2023

“That’s just great, yet another completely unacceptable screw-up from GW. What exactly am I supposed to paint for the next three months?” , Space Ombudsman

10/08/2023

“Hmm, it was definitely a situation just like this, but it could have been two years ago or twenty. I wonder if I can remember my password for that MyChart thing.”

03/08/2023

“You mean the ones with the claws?”

27/07/2023

“Woof?”

12/07/2023

“I’ve been rewatching the last minute of this video for a half hour and I still don’t understand what happens. It’s like, “Step 10: Apply fu***ng sorcery. Bam, done.”

06/07/2023

“I mean, I’m still gonna buy it, but just so I can see how fu***ng terrible the rules are. Probably as bad as all the other online Epic rulesets except for the one I arbitrarily adopted for my hypothetical gaming group. What a bunch of sheeple – pathetic.”

21/06/2023

“Tweezers sold separately.”

07/06/2023

“Glue? You mean like a glue stick? And what is this line that is formed where the two parts go together? Will that go away? Also, wait, what the hell? This model is all one color. How do you make parts a different color?”

06/06/2023

In fact, this set is so good, I don’t even need to take off the shrink wrap to show you how good it is.

03/06/2023

Happy retirement, Mr. Blanche.

“Oh you think you are so great, don’t you John? Well let’s see you paint an Ultramarine, you son of a bitch! There’s a new Blanche in town and soon I will be the one everyone reveres!!!”

01/06/2023

“Look, they have literally the best honey mustard sauce ever created. Also, screw you guys, 311 made several fantastic albums.”

30/05/2023

“Eat s**t, algorythm. I wonder if these shirts work though.”

23/05/2023

“I’m just saying, man, the table is only six feet wide; what do you need all that for? F**k, I think you scratched my cornea.” - Waldo McKay, Small State Weights and Measures Correspondent

17/05/2023

“Every damn time.”

-acryl

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